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01-19-2007, 04:31 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
That is why the whole concept of Screech's sex tape with a Dirty Sanchez is so disturbing to me. I have him preserved in my mind....pristine...untouched.
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I believe that image is shared by the majority of the population who know who Screech is. Hence the need for him to make and distribute a particularly crass sex tape with a couple of hookers. |
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01-19-2007, 04:33 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Wow
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, come on, Karate Man. What happened?
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I showed up, he got scared, he left.
Tremendously exciting.
Given the number of times he had beat the shit out of her during and after their marriage, including while she was pregnant, I felt better being armed.
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01-19-2007, 04:34 PM
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#3438
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Aqua Net, Baby. well...that was junior high I think I graduated to hair salon hair spray by high school.
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Just one in a series of upgrades. |
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01-19-2007, 04:35 PM
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#3439
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Wow
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I showed up, he got scared, he left.
Tremendously exciting.
Given the number of times he had beat the shit out of her during and after their marriage, including while she was pregnant, I felt better being armed.
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How could a guy beat a pregnant woman? that's sad, man.
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01-19-2007, 04:35 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Wow
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just one in a series of upgrades.
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Was this worth it?
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01-19-2007, 04:36 PM
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#3441
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by nononono
Why do I have the tape? I'm a sentimental fool, I guess.
Why did I share? Same, I'd say.
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I was just wondering what about the entire exchange made the tape worth keeping. I would have bought "I'm saving it for when it is eventually revealed that he is a serial killer because I think it will sell for a lot on eBay" better than the sentimental fool explanation, but I guess that just reveals that I am not a sentimental fool.
I have very little stuff like that. I've continuously culled to the point that my entire growing up/high school/college nostalgia fits into one storage container. I do have some letters that my best friend from middle school wrote to me over summer vacations and the like, but other than that, really only some pictures.
I attempt to be the anti-packrat for my family. Mom and sis hold onto freaking everything. Who has the space for that? |
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01-19-2007, 04:38 PM
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#3442
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wow
Now I am convinced that they're fake.
ETA: but still wonderful. I hope no one got the impression otherwise.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-19-2007, 04:39 PM
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#3443
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Wow
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Was this worth it?
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Was this? |
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01-19-2007, 04:39 PM
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#3444
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Wow
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
How could a guy beat a pregnant woman? that's sad, man.
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I agree. I am also against setting babies on fire. A terrible thing, that.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-19-2007, 04:40 PM
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#3445
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Wow
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I agree. I am also against setting babies on fire. A terrible thing, that.
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If it is cold enough outside, I think that setting babies on fire might be justified. |
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01-19-2007, 04:40 PM
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#3446
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I agree. I am also against setting babies on fire. A terrible thing, that.
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I am pro making baby Jesus cry.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-19-2007, 04:42 PM
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#3447
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Wow
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I agree. I am also against setting babies on fire. A terrible thing, that.
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Do you ever get tired of being such a pious, judgmental prick about everything? |
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01-19-2007, 04:42 PM
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#3448
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Wow
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I agree. I am also against setting babies on fire. A terrible thing, that.
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What about ritualistic infant sacrifice if it is done in the interests of the greater community?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-19-2007, 04:43 PM
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#3449
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Wow
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Originally posted by ironweed
Do you ever get tired of being such a pious, judgmental prick about everything?
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Why would that be fatiguing? To the contrary, I find it invigorating.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-19-2007, 04:44 PM
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#3450
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Wow
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
What about ritualistic infant sacrifice if it is done in the interests of the greater community?
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I think that was the justification of the baby setting on fire. greater warmth of many members of the community.
But is aqua net used as an accelerant in that instance?
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