Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
Speaking of phanfuckintastic, can you imagine how good that felt to have painted on?

No. Feel free to PM me the details.

[nononono]

Originally posted by dc_chef
No. Feel free to PM me the details.

Give me about another hour and a half and I could have video.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Give me about another hour and a half and I could have video.

Smashing. That gives me time to get home and open some wine (bottle/corked).

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
Give me about another hour and a half and I could have video.

I forsee a late night.
dc_chef@justice.com

[Adder]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, you soccer hooligans, what the hell is this?


And a bonus just for the hell of it. Then I'm out.

This picture may be the only thing better than getting an unexpected raise today.

[nononono]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I forsee a late night.
dc_chef@justice.com

So does my boyfriend!

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
So does my boyfriend!

I take it that he offers sexual positions that you prefer?

[nononono]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I take it that he offers sexual positions that you prefer?

All of them, yes.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you are really good people brag about you- you don't have to do it for yourself. no offense.

How would you know?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
All of them, yes.

Including, but not limited to,....?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
How would you know?

wait till tomorrow when a dozen socks answer this. then it'll be Hank 2 Flower 7. Momentum is shifting. Guardez!!!

[nononono]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Including, but not limited to,....?

Yes!

[SlaveNoMore]

Adder
This picture may be the only thing better than getting an unexpected raise today.

As I recall from the PB, you're volunteering all that additional income to help pay down the deficit, correct?

[Adder]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As I recall from the PB, you're volunteering all that additional income to help pay down the deficit, correct?

Actually, I thought I would just give it to you.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dc_chef
I take it that he offers sexual positions that you prefer?

As a reminder, in order to avoid anyone becoming afflicted by the Ruysbroek Syndrome, I suggest that all FBers avoid specifying any sexual activity other than missionary position man/woman sex, fellatio/cunni. . . uh, that word that I can't spell, and giving/receiving lapdances.

Why? Well, while one might think that the denizens of this place, with their low purity scores and wanton eye-ball licking, are tolerant of such things, they are not. "Sure," they say, "I'm all in favor of [insert Not Vanilla activity here]. It's kinky and fun. But [insert other Not Vanilla activity here]? That is sick and disgusting. Ewwwwww." And to make matters worse, there is no consensus on which is fun and which is gross.

So, I have in the past suggested using ["toe-sucking"] as a place holder for this purpose -- when one is talking about what one views as fun, but which is Not Vanilla. And even that has been somewhat controversial. Hmm. Maybe the placeholder should be [Not Vanilla Activity].

Anyway, govern yourselves accordingly.