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Sparklehorse · 01-24-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
1. Drink. 2. Drink more. 3. Initiate sex talk. 4. Find out if she's giving up the anal for the husband. 5. If the answer is no, do everything short of roofies to fuck her in the ass. 6. Hold total trump card if husband ever brags about stealing this peach from you.

Okay, to tie this in to the morning's discussion, WTF is the big deal about anal sex? Why would this be more of a triumph than plain old Vanilla?

Tyrone Slothrop · 01-24-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. Post 5556. I guess I am not retiring yet.

You're not the retiring type.

Penske_Account · 01-24-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
Which leads me to a dilemma of my own (sort of). I have recently been in rather regular touch with an ex. She initiated the contact, and much of the discussion has been rather flirty, including a discussion of whether adultery is ever appropriate (she agruing yes, me not so sure). She also mentioned that she might be coming out her for professional reasons, only deciding for sure after I suggest that we get together if she comes.

So, question is whether it is inappropriate of me to attempt to make the most of the visit. Does it matter at all that she is now married to the guy she left me for, and was probably seeing before we broke up? (somehow, it makes me object less).

Am I a total prude for even asking?

Out of respect for Cuckold and what he went through, as previously chronicled here, keep it in your pants.

eta: No, he was not my sock.

Tyrone Slothrop · 01-24-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
IT'S NOT WORTH IT! HE WILL EAT YOU WITH HIS WORDS!

Just so's we're clear that the only person conceivably eating anything as a result of that exchange was him.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-24-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Out of respect for Cuckold and what he went through, as previously chronicled here, keep it in your pants.

eta: No, he was not my sock.

Screw Cuckold.

tmdiva · 01-24-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
I am shocked that you would make that assumption after all these years.

Although as shaky as the assumption is generally, no, I don't still want to be with her.

I say no, don't do it, and not for any prudish reasons. It's the whole "dog returning to its vomit" thing--you just plain old don't want to be the vomit in this situation. Kind of related is the power thing. She had the power when she stepped out on you and dumped you, and now you can take some back by turning her down.

At least that's how it felt for me the couple of times it happened that way, back in the day.

tm

Penske_Account · 01-24-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Okay, to tie this in to the morning's discussion, WTF is the big deal about anal sex? Why would this be more of a triumph than plain old Vanilla?

Forgetting about any oither reason, in Ollie's hypo for the simple reason that the hubby hasn't been there. And certainly not for lack of trying. Assuming hubby is a male. With a working penis.

Replaced_Texan · 01-24-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Screw Cuckold.

I did.

Penske_Account · 01-24-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I did.

ltl/fb · 01-24-2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
1. Drink. 2. Drink more. 3. Initiate sex talk. 4. Find out if she's giving up the anal for the husband. 5. If the answer is no, do everything short of roofies to fuck her in the ass. 6. Hold total trump card if husband ever brags about stealing this peach from you.

eta: if hubby has already gone there, both Coltrane and Flinty have provided suitable alternatives.

Thank god you addressed the alternate plan -- the lack was nearly as bad as a hanging asterisk.

To SH -- I think anal is the new just sex (from the 50s or whatever) -- women only do it with men they really really really love because it's not fun for the woman, so if the woman does it with you, you win!!!! over all other men in her life. Because she's submitting to it. Out of love/affection/lust for you. I think this is just as legitimate applied to anal as it is applied to regular sex, though, there may be a greater number of women who really don't enjoy anal than there are who don't enjoy regular sex.

On second reading, this may not make sense as written, but I'm hungry and I'm not re-writing. Read it with a sarcastic tone up to the "though."

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-24-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
Although as shaky as the assumption is generally, no, I don't still want to be with her.

So, I'm struggling to figure out what your opposition to screwing her is.

1. You don't want to give her the satisfaction of knowing she can still have you whenever she wants?

2. You think it's wrong to fuck another guy's girl (even one that fucked yours)?

3. She's not that attractive?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-24-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've had ex-sex where I was pretty sure going into it that I didn't want him at all anymore, and left it crying for 600 miles and getting a ticket in some podunk town in Arizona for speeding and having an expired registration. Motherfucking cop didn't even look twice at the, for once, legitimate tears.

Maybe he was too focused on the many bodies lying dead in your wake?

I hate AZ cops.*

TM

*More than most.

Adder · 01-24-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
women only do it with men they really really really love

I am pretty confident that this is not a factor that is terrible important to most guys in this situation.

Flinty_McFlint · 01-24-2007, 07:42 PM

Penske_Account · 01-24-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thank god you addressed the alternate plan -- the lack was nearly as bad as a hanging asterisk.

To SH -- I think anal is the new just sex (from the 50s or whatever) -- women only do it with men they really really really love because it's not fun for the woman, so if the woman does it with you, you win!!!! over all other men in her life. Because she's submitting to it. Out of love/affection/lust for you. I think this is just as legitimate applied to anal as it is applied to regular sex, though, there may be a greater number of women who really don't enjoy anal than there are who don't enjoy regular sex.

On second reading, this may not make sense as written, but I'm hungry and I'm not re-writing. Read it with a sarcastic tone up to the "though."

What's not to enjoy? Plus its safe on the pregnancy thing.