Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[SlaveNoMore]

if it was, too bad.

Here's the Timberlake Xmas song skit from SNL last week

link

2 - put yo junk in a box.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
if it was, too bad.

Here's the Timberlake Xmas song skit from SNL last week

link

2 - put yo junk in a box.

Fine. In that case, I give you the Festivus Pole website.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am the tower

http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/catpeople/16.html

Go effin' figure....

You are The Devil



Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
Fine. In that case, I give you the Festivus Pole website.

No photo of Blohan and those other "stripper cunts" dancing around one? I'm disappointed.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go effin' figure....

You are The Devil

This seems appropirate enough:


You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm a game show?



You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.


Which Tarot Card Are You?

It only makes sense . . .



You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In your world, the Japanese make the French seem like the Mexicans.

in yours, repetitive hate crimes apparently constitute an acceptable posting style.

[Gattigap]

You are The Emperor
Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.

The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence too.

The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You are The Empress

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

You are The Moon

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

(I love holding scrolls of arcane information that I might or might not reveal to you.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

(I love holding scrolls of arcane information that I might or might not reveal to you.)

I was going to post what mine came out as, but then I thought it would seem like I was bragging.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It is possible to get a passport in 24 hours.

That said, there are plenty of lovely places to go in the United States, and Hawaii is one of them, especially if one already lives in California. Why is everyone fighting Fringey's hypo?

Here's a good Frommer's article on how to do Hawaii on the cheap.

http://www.frommers.com/hotels/artic...n%20a%20Budget

(ps- in the alternative, if you are planning to go before January 23, you can drive to some pretty nice places in Mexico from LA and stay like a king for almost nothing.)

It will definitely be before the 23rd. Where in Mexico might you suggest? I've only ever done the side on the Gulf of Mexico. Driving could be fun . . . um, though, I'm going alone (as far as I know) and Mexico could be sort of perhaps dangerous? But if I'm not spending on flight, I can spend for nicer hotel room.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It will definitely be before the 23rd. Where in Mexico might you suggest? I've only ever done the side on the Gulf of Mexico. Driving could be fun . . . um, though, I'm going alone (as far as I know) and Mexico could be sort of perhaps dangerous? But if I'm not spending on flight, I can spend for nicer hotel room.

San Quintin or Catavina.

Neither is fancy, but there's not much on the peninsula that is, unless you go all the way south.

La Pinta hotels are safe and clean by Mexican standards. And right on the beach.

http://www.lapintahotels.com/index.cfm

It's be more fun with a travel partner.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It will definitely be before the 23rd. Where in Mexico might you suggest? I've only ever done the side on the Gulf of Mexico. Driving could be fun . . . um, though, I'm going alone (as far as I know) and Mexico could be sort of perhaps dangerous? But if I'm not spending on flight, I can spend for nicer hotel room.

I went by myself to Zihuatenejo for a serious veg-out vacation. It's the original small town near where the tourism people planted Ixtapa.

I stayed here. Not a luxury hotel by any stretch but the string hammocks outside each room grabbed me.

If you want night life you'd probably like Ixtapa better. But Zihua has its charms. And a restaurant called La Sirena Gorda, the name of which always cracks me up.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was going to post what mine came out as, but then I thought it would seem like I was bragging.