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sebastian_dangerfield · 01-26-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
Do the butterflies and rainbows help?

Other than the TOTAL VICTORY aspect of ass-fucking, is there some reason why it's preferred to other orifices (for the giver, not receiver)?

It's not really victory. It's curiosity. It's there. It's like that odd bottle of whiskey some strange houseguest brought. You have to have a glass.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-26-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I won't be shocked at all when they find Miss Britney dead in a bungalow at the Chateau Marmont, clad only in pearls, Channel No. 5 and her own vomit.

She hasn't the talent for that bit. She'll fade out fat, coated in middle aged grease-diet induced acne, a bag of cheese puffs propped on her gut and a Newport between her fingers. A butler will abscond with her money.

ltl/fb · 01-26-2007, 03:08 AM

On the african waterhole webcam.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-26-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does anybody else think she looks weirdly Marilyn Monroe-ish here?

Was Marilyn Monroe cross-eyed?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-26-2007, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is a bad thing. She was once pretty hot. She now looks like lukewarm ass. I think you're the only guy I know who still thinks she's attractive.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2007, 10:23 AM

Okay. We have just finished watching all 3 seasons of Arrested development. My family is of the opinion that George Michael is the best written character. The others are great, but versions of people seen elsewhere- GM is pretty unique.

All of us agree that the various chicken dances are the best repeating scenes, and that Lindsey's is the single best.

Finally, it is nice to know that a former Seinfeld actor can take on a different role and be believable in the role.

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's not really victory. It's curiosity. It's there. It's like that odd bottle of whiskey some strange houseguest brought. You have to have a glass.

Maybe.

But the problem with your old anal pick up line was always that I wouldn't want it to work with any girl on whom it would likely work: "It'll help the constipation?"

Pretty Little Flower · 01-26-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's not really victory. It's curiosity. It's there. It's like that odd bottle of whiskey some strange houseguest brought. You have to have a glass.

I guess I am not at all shocked that Mr. Fellatio-Doesn't-Do-It-For-Me is incapable of appreciating the VICTORY OF VICTORIES nature of butt sex.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-26-2007, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She hasn't the talent for that bit. She'll fade out fat, coated in middle aged grease-diet induced acne, a bag of cheese puffs propped on her gut and a Newport between her fingers. A butler will abscond with her money.

If only she had more talent, she could have the epic decline of Elvis. In 10 years, she won't even be a headliner on the strip, just someone who does the warm up acts for the talented has-beens.

Anne Elk · 01-26-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does anybody else think she looks weirdly Marilyn Monroe-ish here?

Is she ever going to get that lazy eye fixed?

Pretty Little Flower · 01-26-2007, 11:31 AM

There is a story in the local paper about a guy who severely beat an infant, including on the head, requiring hospitalization. I don't know about you, but this story makes me sad. It just does not seem right to beat on newborn babies. Any thoughts? PPNYC?

http://www.startribune.com/467/story/961076.html

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It is a bad thing. She was once pretty hot. She now looks like lukewarm ass. I think you're the only guy I know who still thinks she's attractive.

TM

Am I on ignore?

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There is a story in the local paper about a guy who severely beat an infant, including on the head, requiring hospitalization. I don't know about you, but this story makes me sad. It just does not seem right to beat on newborn babies. Any thoughts? PPNYC?

Is it not okay for ritualistic child sacrifice? IYKWIM, y?

patentparanyc · 01-26-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There is a story in the local paper about a guy who severely beat an infant, including on the head, requiring hospitalization. I don't know about you, but this story makes me sad. It just does not seem right to beat on newborn babies. Any thoughts? PPNYC?

http://www.startribune.com/467/story/961076.html

I thought it was the burning of babies you objected to?

[I note: I am now behind TM and Hank for # of posts.]

Scores Strippers busted for offerering sex:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...p-414449c.html

Replaced_Texan · 01-26-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There is a story in the local paper about a guy who severely beat an infant, including on the head, requiring hospitalization. I don't know about you, but this story makes me sad. It just does not seem right to beat on newborn babies. Any thoughts? PPNYC?

http://www.startribune.com/467/story/961076.html

I'm glad that they didn't (yet) take the kid away from his mom. I've had not-so-pleasant thoughts in the last two days about how well CPS can take care of kids in its custody.