Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by dtb
Why not? I had to go overseas unexpectedly and wanted to take my son with me (he didn't have a passport). As long as you show up with your airline ticket at the passport office (there has to be one in LA, no?), you can get it same-day.

And your photos, which were somehat hard to get taken when I lost my passport in Vilnius, Lithuania and had to go to the embassy for a replacemnt.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Neither happy nor sad. My reaction was "I'd like to fuck her. I have no interest in anything else about her, or that decrepit cotton-candy headed buffoon pimping the cokehead." In the age of net porn, supermodels and pay per view penetration, who in their fucking right mind watches a beauty pageant? You'd have thought that crap went out when R Rated movies came into existence.

Somebody plug Donald's hellicopter with a surface to air missile. I'm sick of the asshole.

Donald Trump is set to sue “The View” host Rosie O’Donnell, Access Hollywood can reveal.

Earlier this afternoon Trump announced he is filing suit against the TV talk show host. “She says things that come to her mouth, she’s not smart, she’s crude, she’s ignorant and to be honest I look forward to suing Rosie,” he told our cameras. “I’m gonna sue her and I look forward to it. She’s really very dangerous for the show.”

Trump declined to elaborate on the details of his proposed legal filings, but added O’Donnell will understand his reasoning. “Rosie will find out what we’re suing her for. She knows what we’re suing her for,” he said adding the lawsuit is already in the works. “It’s something I look very forward to,” he added.

So Rosie says......

“Because his show ‘The Apprentice’ is starting again in January, he held a big press conference to see if he was going to allow Miss USA, such a prestigious title,” Rosie said on “The View” while rolling her eyes. “It’s basically a model competition ... They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they’re like ‘I’d like to cure cancer and end world hunger — and then I’d like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack.’”

Rosie continued her rant lashing out at Donald Trump’s decision to give Tara Conner a second chance. “There he is, hair looping, going everyone, everyone deserves a second chance,” she began. “He’s the moral authority? Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair, had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for twenty year olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”

So Donald says....

“Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn’t have it and she ought to be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy,” he said.

When did this little pissing match start? It couldn't have been just over the Miss USA thing could it?



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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
San Quintin or Catavina.

Neither is fancy, but there's not much on the peninsula that is, unless you go all the way south.

La Pinta hotels are safe and clean by Mexican standards. And right on the beach.

http://www.lapintahotels.com/index.cfm

It's be more fun with a travel partner.

YAY! That is super-cheap. And I think 188 miles from San Diego is totally doable.

I don't think I know anyone who is available who I could stand to spend that much time with.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Fugee, those places sound great, but I want to drive and they are too far. Probably another time. I would not want a nightlife place . . .

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'd like to try Kiliminjaro and Fuji. And I would like to do the tallest peaks in New England. In summer of course.

I'd like to be able to get up that second flight of stairs.

[LessinSF]

You are The Tower

Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.

The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.

The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
In the name of tiddiness, and in order to cut down on my shaving time, I am considering a male brasillian waxxx, but am concerned about the possible judgments of my peers and/or the boys in the lockerroom (also, worried about affects on partnership chances)

So, with that in mind, is the man-waxxx:

-an appropriately metrosexual adl;

-gay vague; or

-pole schmoking material (nttawwt) ???

Thx,

Penske

ps: How long does Nair last?

You forgot:

- fucking painful; and

-really fucking stoopid

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Passport. I. Don't. Have. A. Passport.

I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Get. A. Passport. Before. This. Vacation.

Go. To. Wave. Pool.

Indulge. Cougar. Fantasies. With. Redneck. Boy-Men.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What do you all want for Christmas? I'm not talking about the six-pack of socks or the can of tennis balls you expect to find under the tree. (Or for us MOT, under the Menorah.) I want to know... what are you coveting this season?

Me? I want a trip here.
http://www.ansechastanet.com/

I also want a piece of extravagant jewelry. Not an engagement ring, but a "one of these days I'm buying you an engagement ring" piece of jewelry.

I wouldn't turn down a new Saab.

I was blown away by my birthday gifts this year. I wonder if my holiday gifts will follow suit.

I want a Nikon D80, a 50" Mitsubishi DLP tv, and a Chevy Colorado crew cab with 4WD, leather, and an iPod converter.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
What I use for my workouts:

Looks spendy for a sit and spin. But hey, whatever works.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm a game show?



You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.


Which Tarot Card Are You?

I'm the sun. http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/catpeople/19.html ...A cat sun.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Donald Trump is set to sue “The View” host Rosie O’Donnell, Access Hollywood can reveal.

Earlier this afternoon Trump announced he is filing suit against the TV talk show host. “She says things that come to her mouth, she’s not smart, she’s crude, she’s ignorant and to be honest I look forward to suing Rosie,” he told our cameras. “I’m gonna sue her and I look forward to it. She’s really very dangerous for the show.”

Trump declined to elaborate on the details of his proposed legal filings, but added O’Donnell will understand his reasoning. “Rosie will find out what we’re suing her for. She knows what we’re suing her for,” he said adding the lawsuit is already in the works. “It’s something I look very forward to,” he added.

So Rosie says......

“Because his show ‘The Apprentice’ is starting again in January, he held a big press conference to see if he was going to allow Miss USA, such a prestigious title,” Rosie said on “The View” while rolling her eyes. “It’s basically a model competition ... They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they’re like ‘I’d like to cure cancer and end world hunger — and then I’d like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack.’”

Rosie continued her rant lashing out at Donald Trump’s decision to give Tara Conner a second chance. “There he is, hair looping, going everyone, everyone deserves a second chance,” she began. “He’s the moral authority? Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair, had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for twenty year olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”

So Donald says....

“Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn’t have it and she ought to be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy,” he said.

When did this little pissing match start? It couldn't have been just over the Miss USA thing could it?



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I wonder how he was using "ignorant."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I might as well fly to Japan and individually slap each citizen soundly across the face.

Practice first. Try a little light workout around the office. Slap a portly, matronly secretary and a doddering estates lawyer. You want to get the hang of the thing before you take it on the road.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
My mom and sister are having one of those too* I'm coming down with a cold, for once I hope I'm too sick to drive home this weekend.

*I may have to sum it up for y'all in some future post. It really is some entertaining family drama. A secret marriage (my sister's second), backstabbing the parents, threats to move out and to sue for expenses, interviews with the INS, etc. Good times, good times. And they wonder why I stay in Boston...

I can absolutely, positively, guarantee that, unless random gunplay is involved, I can top anybody's dysfunctional fuckhead family member story.

PM for details.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder how he was using "ignorant."

The Donald was using her as a fluffer, so he can rant extra noxious.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm the sun. http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/catpeople/19.html ...A cat sun.

Ooh, me, too. But not a cat sun.



You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.