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12-20-2006, 10:07 PM
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#466
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Query
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You forgot:
- fucking painful; and
-really fucking stoopid
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One of my lovers wants to make some made videos and thinks it looks tiddier for the camera.......does that override "stoopid"?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-20-2006, 10:09 PM
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#467
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Query
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
One of my lovers wants to make some made videos and thinks it looks tiddier for the camera.......does that override "stoopid"?
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You naired your back?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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12-20-2006, 10:09 PM
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#468
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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I am bored. I am seeking inspiration.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I can absolutely, positively, guarantee that, unless random gunplay is involved, I can top anybody's dysfunctional fuckhead family member story.
PM for details.
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Hit my skyynet pager.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-20-2006, 10:11 PM
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#469
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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I am bored. I am seeking inspiration.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I can absolutely, positively, guarantee that, unless random gunplay is involved, I can top anybody's dysfunctional fuckhead family member story.
PM for details.
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We throw our car keys into a bowl at the end of the night and randomly draw. Whoever's keys you get, you go home with.
It's like that story The Lottery. Everyone lives in horror of getting a great aunt.
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12-20-2006, 10:11 PM
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#470
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Query
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You naired your back?
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Amongst other things, she wants back of sac and derriere, for the backshot shots.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-20-2006, 10:12 PM
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#471
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Sue this
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
The Donald was using her as a fluffer, so he can rant extra noxious.
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God, I hope he had her do the Scissors with that cat woman he's screwing. Why does a 30 yo get a facelift? So she can permasquint like her ridiculous husband?
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12-20-2006, 10:14 PM
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#472
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Query
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Amongst other things, she wants back of sac and derriere, for the backshot shots.
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Here's a tip. Those never look good. The balls... not a camera friendly organ.
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12-20-2006, 10:20 PM
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#473
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Query
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Here's a tip. Those never look good. The balls... not a camera friendly organ.
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Pun intended?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-20-2006, 10:21 PM
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#474
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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Query
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
One of my lovers wants to make some made videos and thinks it looks tiddier for the camera.......does that override "stoopid"?
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If wonk's your favorite lover, you have your answer. |
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12-20-2006, 10:22 PM
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#475
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Fringie Don't Surf
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
YAY! That is super-cheap. And I think 188 miles from San Diego is totally doable.
I don't think I know anyone who is available who I could stand to spend that much time with.
Thank you thank you thank you.
Fugee, those places sound great, but I want to drive and they are too far. Probably another time. I would not want a nightlife place . . .
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Eat at the Old Mill Inn. Pricey for Mexico, but good. Ask at the front desk for other food recs. There's a lot of seafood on the peninsula. Make sure you tell them you aren't interested.
You might want to call your auto insurance agent and find out how much a Mexico waiver would be for your trip. Usually worth it. My guess is your car won't be covered otherwise.
Take a sweatshirt. It can get downright chilly on the beach there. But you can take your afternoon beverage of choice down to the sand and watch the sun set.
Keep in mind, it is Mexico... so 188 miles could take anywhere from 4 hours to 8. Patience, grasshopper.
Have fun. Buy me a pinata on your way back over the border.
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12-20-2006, 10:23 PM
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#476
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A pool of my own vomit
Posts: 734
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I am Iron Man
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Originally posted by LessinSF
You are The Tower
Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.
The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.
The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.
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Holy Crap. Me too. |
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12-20-2006, 10:23 PM
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#477
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Query
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
If wonk's your favorite lover, you have your answer.
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Waxx or no, I have a no bears rule.
Sorry wonk.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-20-2006, 10:27 PM
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#478
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Query
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Waxx or no, I have a no bears rule.
Sorry wonk.
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All joking aside, I have an appointment for a brazilian tomorrow, and my regular waxer is on a leave of absence.
I'm a little nervous.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-20-2006, 10:30 PM
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#479
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Fringie Don't Surf
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Originally posted by LessinSF
And your photos, which were somehat hard to get taken when I lost my passport in Vilnius, Lithuania and had to go to the embassy for a replacemnt.
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You used my photos to get a new passport? |
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12-20-2006, 10:31 PM
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#480
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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It Must Have Been the Morphine
:wtf:
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