Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Today I was in a giant sportsman store in the northern burbs. There were literally hundreds of methods for tiny-penised men to kill things.

Giant sportsmen have tiny penises?

Or do the tiny-penised use the giant sportsman to kill things?

I'm confused.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Shh. Let's take it to the secret Talk About Flower thread.

I thought that was what this was.

[Adder]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Today a man accosted me and asked me if my dress was a Pucci. To which I responded "yes" and he nodded in approval. I think he's gay.

Is this K-race appropriate?

PLF is in New York today?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ok, leave me alone then.

Are you going to make me quote Shakespeare at you again?

How about if I tell you I've been on a poetry kick?... TS Eliot, in particular. And Raymond Carver, of course.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Today I was in a giant sportsman store in the northern burbs. I was looking for a travel case for my fishing gear to bring to the Keys. After asking where the store kept the cases, this was said to me:

EE:"You can always use your gun case. Do you have a gun case?"

ME: "Um. No."

And then I left. The entire store freaked me out. There were literally hundreds of methods for tiny-penised men to kill things.

Don't you dare talk about Ted Nugent that way.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Giant sportsmen have tiny penises?

Or do the tiny-penised use the giant sportsman to kill things?

I'm confused.

Imagine how the tiny-penised feel.

Oh, wait....

nevermind.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Today I was in a giant sportsman store in the northern burbs. I was looking for a travel case for my fishing gear to bring to the Keys. After asking where the store kept the cases, this was said to me:

EE:"You can always use your gun case. Do you have a gun case?"

ME: "Um. No."

And then I left. The entire store freaked me out. There were literally hundreds of methods for tiny-penised men to kill things.

You could move to the only jurisdiction in which it is nearly impossible to get guns. Legally, that is.

Of course, you would no longer have voting representation...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Above, but not significantly above. Although it is one of the few dresses that makes me look as if I actually have an ass, I still think he is gay.

He did not ask "Is that a Coochie" and I misheard, if that is what you are thinking.

Interest in the female anatomy does not preclude the interested party from being gay.

One of my all time favorite introductions ever: "Hi, I'm Scott. Can I see your rack? Don't worry. I'm gay." He did and he is.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Today I was in a giant sportsman store in the northern burbs.

There's a fishing gear place on Clybourn, if that's at all hepful.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I thought that was what this was.

I had a dream last night in which a woman asked me to take a photograph of her next to the words "PRETTY LITTLE FLOWER," which had been spelled out on the ground with sticks.

Other details of the dream escape me, but the bottom line is, I dreamt about Flower IN ALL CAPS.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Interest in the female anatomy does not preclude the interested party from being gay.

One of my all time favorite introductions ever: "Hi, I'm Scott. Can I see your rack? Don't worry. I'm gay." He did and he is.

Would you have been upset if it had turned out that he wasn't?

[Adder]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Imagine how the tiny-penised feel.

Oh, wait....

nevermind.

You and BL already know (that was her stalker sock, right?).

The rest of us will have to imagine.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Giant sportsmen have tiny penises?

Or do the tiny-penised use the giant sportsman to kill things?

I'm confused.

Paul Bunyan is allegedly sporting an acorn.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had a dream last night in which a woman asked me to take a photograph of her next to the words "PRETTY LITTLE FLOWER," which had been spelled out on the ground with sticks.

Other details of the dream escape me, but the bottom line is, I dreamt about Flower IN ALL CAPS.

Arpy and flower, sitting in a tree...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Pucci dresses are always appropriate.

Agreed.



(Except when they're not.)



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