Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content - Page 43

Replaced_Texan · 12-21-2006, 04:51 PM

The three young ladies at the table next to ours at lunch were having a rather animated discussion about pubic hair removal. One was expressing her disappointment that the $600 laser treatment for her bikini line was only on the sides, just like a regular bikini wax, and didn't tackle the whole offending area. Another volunteered to call her dermatologist and find out if that clinics laser treatments were a full package deal or just the sides. Unfortunately, the dermatologist's office staff was also at lunch, and we couldn't get a report on how much, exactly, pubic hair is removed with their laser.

My understanding is that the laser treatments in Houston average around $150 per session and four sessions generally do the trick. The woman who called her dermatologist was concerned because, as she said "I have really dark hair," and she didn't want to go into such an endeavor without some assurances that it would work in the four sessions. Apparently the dermatologist gave appropriate assurances.

My father and I had difficulty concentrating on our own conversation while the pubic laser discussion was going on.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-21-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Tell me about it. The other day I had to take my boyfriend's ginormous cock out of my mouth to explain to him who Anne Murray is. I guess that is something entirely different but still. Kids. Today.

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sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is interesting only to me that if you talk to random 22 year olds about that particular song (even referencing it as the song in those stupid Nissan commercials, if necessary), some not small percentage of them have no idea who The Smiths are. Kids. Today.

I never cared much for the Smiths. It never seemed to go anywhere. I didn't dislike them, but it all seemed a bit lacking. They're kind of like Widespread Panic - the music's really good and sort of catchy, but there's not really much good songwriting to them.

Or perhaps Morrissey's Brian Eno affectation just annoys the shit out of me.

Sparklehorse · 12-21-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Atheists make affirmations, they don't swear. At least that is what my dad did in court once.

Around here, when a witness is sworn in to testify, they are asked only "to swear to tell the whole truth" with no reference to any deity.

ltl/fb · 12-21-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You could meet somebody who really loves you.

Is it actually "son and heir"? When I googled your line, it came up that way on one site.

And I found this, which I found hilarious. Because ready.gov's graphics are so funny. http://www.ucolick.org/~bjw/ready/ready.html

Pretty Little Flower · 12-21-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Too late. I am going to M&S Grill at 4:30 for a cocktail and some UF with someone other than you. CAN YOU STAND IT?!??? CAN YOU FUCKING STAND IT?!?????

If you show up I might be able to hook you up with some UF. I work with a lot of slutty people.

I am the Sun.

Well, I am not going to go traipsing all over town for UF, but that is pretty close. I may pop by.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The three young ladies at the table next to ours at lunch were having a rather animated discussion about pubic hair removal. One was expressing her disappointment that the $600 laser treatment for her bikini line was only on the sides, just like a regular bikini wax, and didn't tackle the whole offending area. Another volunteered to call her dermatologist and find out if that clinics laser treatments were a full package deal or just the sides. Unfortunately, the dermatologist's office staff was also at lunch, and we couldn't get a report on how much, exactly, pubic hair is removed with their laser.

My understanding is that the laser treatments in Houston average around $150 per session and four sessions generally do the trick. The woman who called her dermatologist was concerned because, as she said "I have really dark hair," and she didn't want to go into such an endeavor without some assurances that it would work in the four sessions. Apparently the dermatologist gave appropriate assurances.

My father and I had difficulty concentrating on our own conversation while the pubic laser discussion was going on.

The disco mitt will make a comeback and these women will have to commit suicide, as they will be irreversibly out of style.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-21-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Around here, when a witness is sworn in to testify, they are asked only "to swear to tell the whole truth" with no reference to any deity.

You live in Canada? Is there some place I can make a donation to help get the border wall up more quickly?

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'll meet you at Fire Lake (street level at the Radisson) at 5 for a cocktail and some UF.

Ooooh. The Westin of Radissons.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-21-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Murray

She paved the way for Celine Dion!! Anne Murray should be on everyone's shit list.

ETnote that Elvis considered her his favorite female singer. Well, learn something new every day!

Sparklehorse · 12-21-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You live in Canada? Is there some place I can make a donation to help get the border wall up more quickly?

Close. I live in MA, where gay people get married.

ltl/fb · 12-21-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Let me rephrase:

Tell me about it. The other day I had to take my boyfriend's ginormous cock out of my mouth to explain to him who Anne Murray is. I guess that is something entirely different but still. Kids. Today.

Take that -- Fringey!!

Take the ginormous cock? OK.

(moving to different topic, related to recent posts but not directly to this particular post) As a rule, don't like the Smiths much. Do like that one song. Because I kind of like how Fairuza Balk (sp?) looks.

Replaced_Texan · 12-21-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
FUCK!!!! I don't know who Anne Murray is either!!!! What is wrong with me?!?????

You didn't own the Urban Cowboy Soundtrack at the age of 4 and sang "Could I Have This Dance" off key and at the top of your lungs on a regular basis. That's what's wrong with you.

(To be fair, every other song on that album was also sung off key and at the top of my lungs too. Including and especially "Falling in Love For the Night." And of course "Looking for Love.")

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-21-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Murray

She paved the way for Celine Dion!! Anne Murray should be on everyone's shit list.

Of course! The Cunt of Nova Scotia. I knew that.

Hank Chinaski · 12-21-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The disco mitt will make a comeback and these women will have to commit suicide, as they will be irreversibly out of style.

3 words

Pubic hair transplant

before

after

http://www.wellnesskliniek.com/E_transplants_hair.htm

RT was here.