Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Looking for Love."

Wookin pa nub?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
"Looking for Love."

I love that song. Or, I'd better, because it's stuck in my head now. Much catchier than How Soon Is Now or whatever that Smiths song we are discussing is.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Pubic hair transplant

Prank caller! PRANK CALLER!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wookin pa nub?

Unce. Tice. Fee times a mady.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
3 words

Pubic hair transplant

I look at some of the photos you post, and I am convinced there is a deeply scarred, frightened little boy hiding deep inside of you. Some day, that little boy will get angry and start talking to you. Please promise me you won't listen.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't own the Urban Cowboy Soundtrack at the age of 4 and sang "Could I Have This Dance" off key and at the top of your lungs on a regular basis. That's what's wrong with you.

(To be fair, every other song on that album was also sung off key and at the top of my lungs too. Including and especially "Falling in Love For the Night." And of course "Looking for Love.")

Mine was the Hair soundtrack. You haven't encountered adorable until you hear a four-year-old sing/scream

Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
Pederastry
Father, why do these words sound so nasty?
Masterbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra
Everyone!!!!

(In my defense, I got less than half of those words right in my rendition, and I knew what none of the big words meant.)

And yet I didn't grow up to be a stripper.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't own the Urban Cowboy Soundtrack at the age of 4 and sang "Could I Have This Dance" off key and at the top of your lungs on a regular basis. That's what's wrong with you.

(To be fair, every other song on that album was also sung off key and at the top of my lungs too. Including and especially "Falling in Love For the Night." And of course "Looking for Love.")

Is that all that is wrong with me? I am far better adjusted than I had even hoped! This is among the best days of my life EVER. I learn that I am the Sun AND that the only thing wrong with me is a failure to sing loudly and offkey decades ago!!!

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
3 words

Pubic hair transplant

Um.......gross.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
3 words

Pubic hair transplant

before

after

http://www.wellnesskliniek.com/E_transplants_hair.htm

This is my favorite line on the website:

"Hypotrichosis of the pubis, loss of pubic hair, or failure to grow pubic hair, is more common especially in oriental women."

I fully realize the unfortunate thread this could start.

RT was here too

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Um.......gross.

I was trying to educate. not titilate.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Um.......gross.

Not if you're Oriental.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Mine was the Hair soundtrack. You haven't encountered adorable until you hear a four-year-old sing/scream

Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
Pederastry
Father, why do these words sound so nasty?
Masterbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Karma Sutra
Everyone!!!!

(In my defense, I got less than half of those words right in my rendition, and I knew what none of the big words meant.)

And yet I didn't grow up to be a stripper.

2. That and Coloured Spade. Scary what cute little girls in pigtails can get away with.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
2. That and Coloured Spade. Scary what cute little girls in pigtails can get away with.

My sister and I loved (LOVED!) My Conviction. We would do our best to belt out the Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaacc-tualy at least as long as the guy on the album and hold the note until our faces turned purple. Good times.


ETA: So it is a surprise that some of my best friends in life today are gay?

I would just like to say
That it is my conviction
That longer hair and other flamboyant
Affectations of appearance are nothing more
Than the male's emergence
From his draft camoflage
Into the gaudy plumage
Which is the birthright of his sex

There is a peculiar notion
That elegant grooming and fine feathers
Are not proper for a male
When aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaac-tually
That is the way things are
In most
Species.

(all from memory. my coworkers are just lucky I didn't belt it out while typing.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Mine was the Hair soundtrack.

We used to sing some of the Hair songs and strum along with our ukeleles. This was with the same teacher that taught us about Bill's still on the hill. We also listened to White Rabbit with him.

I guess I make him sound like a grungy hippie, but he was actually very Not Bob-like, both in appearance and personality.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My sister and I loved (LOVED!) My Conviction. We would do our best to belt out the Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaacc-tualy at least as long as the guy on the album and hold the note until our faces turned purple. Good times.


ETA: So it is a surprise that some of my best friends in life today are gay?

I would just like to say
That it is my conviction
That longer hair and other flamboyant
Affectations of appearance are nothing more
Than the male's emergence
From his draft camoflage
Into the gaudy plumage
Which is the birthright of his sex

There is a peculiar notion
That elegant grooming and fine feathers
Are not proper for a male
When aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaac-tually
That is the way things are
In most
Species.

(all from memory. my coworkers are just lucky I didn't belt it out while typing.)

2! Are you my sister? We liked Abie Baby too. Nothing like singing a swear word to entertain kids. The CD has been in the car since Thanksgiving, belting out the songs helps keep me awake on the long drive home.

eta: Was the Pippin soundtrack popular at your house too?