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12-29-2006, 12:57 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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New Years Resolutions
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is there a ritual that goes along with making resolutions? I am making some this year, though they are top secret so I cannot post them here (but think along the lines of no more UF, stop being a homewrecker, no more wanton sex with people more than a decade younger than me, no more open drug use in foreign countries, etc.), and I think I need to perform some sort of ritual to make sure they remain in the forefront of my mind. Perhaps I will tattoo them backwards on my forehead in glow in the dark ink so that I can see them when I look in a mirror in the dark? Thoughts? What is acceptable and expected?
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My ritual involves buying a calendar every year and sticking the stuff I'm supposed to do by certain points of the year.
Mine, btw:
1.) Finish the degree that I've been working on for ten years.
2.) Continue diet / exercise / weight loss kick that I've been on until I'm super smoking hot.
3.) Get significant progress on novel and/or screenplay beyond the "I should write a novel about sex toys" phase.
4.) Find some employer who will pay me what I'm worth.
5.) Until 4 is reached, spend less money.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-29-2006, 12:58 PM
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#962
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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New Years Resolutions
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am sorry ... I am not sorry
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Which is it? I am on the edge of my seat!!!!!
Does anyone else, when making resolutions that go into effect "soon" but not "right now" exactly, feel the urge to overindulge in whatever behavior will soon be verboten?
I am going to have a busy few days coming up here to get all my urges out before the first arrives. Yay 2007!!! I will be perfect in 2007!!!!!
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"Do the sex." --TM
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12-29-2006, 12:58 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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New Years Resolutions
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
no more UF
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I do not think you can be serious with this one. I can understand "no more wanton UF with strangers" or even "no more UF with the wrong person" but giving up the UF altogether? I'm not sure that is healthy. |
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12-29-2006, 12:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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New Years Resolutions
We can roll it over to '08 if you'd like. I'm not running Boston in '07, and my Chicago qualy gets me in for both years.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-29-2006, 12:59 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Belated Christmas Gift
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
My boss who went on vacation prior to Christmas had emailed me the heads up that he had mailed out my Christmas gift....and I was pleased because I wasn't sure if he had forgotten. It just arrived and it is really, truly, beautiful and thoughtful. I'm really touched.
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What is it? A chiapet? Just because it has a face doesn't mean it can think.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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12-29-2006, 01:00 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Overheard in Minneapolis
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm not sure why you think he didn't say those things.
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Because I remember that he didn't.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-29-2006, 01:01 PM
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#967
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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New Years Resolutions
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I do not think you can be serious with this one. I can understand "no more wanton UF with strangers" or even "no more UF with the wrong person" but giving up the UF altogether? I'm not sure that is healthy.
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Excellent point. If I want UC, then yes, of course I will continue with UF. Thank you for being on the ball (no pun intended) as my life planner.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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12-29-2006, 01:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Belated Christmas Gift
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is it? A chiapet? Just because it has a face doesn't mean it can think.
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Ch-ch-ch-chia?
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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12-29-2006, 01:02 PM
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#969
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Belated Christmas Gift
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is it? A chiapet? Just because it has a face doesn't mean it can think.
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he got her a pony? I didn't think you could get one for under $100.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-29-2006, 01:06 PM
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New Years Resolutions
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You clearly have never been in my bedroom.
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Are you asking me out?
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12-29-2006, 01:07 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Overheard in Minneapolis
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Because I remember that he didn't.
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When you were defending Thomas, you forgot to mention that he was sore 'cause he had just thrown the ball away.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-29-2006, 01:12 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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New Years Resolutions
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Which is it? I am on the edge of my seat!!!!!
Does anyone else, when making resolutions that go into effect "soon" but not "right now" exactly, feel the urge to overindulge in whatever behavior will soon be verboten?
I am going to have a busy few days coming up here to get all my urges out before the first arrives. Yay 2007!!! I will be perfect in 2007!!!!!
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I save verboten stuff for Lent. Then, usually I last about ten, fifteen of the 40 days.
The resolutions are usually things I should do more of, not less of.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-29-2006, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Belated Christmas Gift
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
My boss who went on vacation prior to Christmas had emailed me the heads up that he had mailed out my Christmas gift....and I was pleased because I wasn't sure if he had forgotten. It just arrived and it is really, truly, beautiful and thoughtful. I'm really touched.
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Are you posting this here because you realized that no one who knows you cares?
Quick follow-up: When you realize that absolutely no one on this board cares, will you be annoying other people (who you have yet to figure out don't care) with this crap?
Final question: Do you actually think anyone is going to ask you what you got? Because no one cares.
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12-29-2006, 01:13 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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New Years Resolutions
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you asking me out?
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I have urges to satisfy before 2007 hits. However, I am not asking you out, I am asking you in. Are you coming?
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"Do the sex." --TM
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12-29-2006, 01:14 PM
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#975
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Belated Christmas Gift
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is it?
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Nice work abba.
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