Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am watching it, and finding neither Clive Owen and Jude Law attractive.

of course. you established a higher level of male attractiveness for yourself. Since you've gone Hank, your standards never sank.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
of course. you established a higher level of male attractiveness for yourself. after you've gone Hank, your standards never sank.

I never went Hank.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I never went Hank.

Is Greta van Susteren (sp?) gay?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
of course. you established a higher level of male attractiveness for yourself. after you've gone Hank, your standards never sank.

I think the saying you were going for is "once you've had a hunk, your standards won't be sunk." Which really is not about you, Hank, if you think about it. Maybe you mis-heard?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sebby says a clean shaven pubic area makes the penis look larger. i can't see how that could hurt the partnership decision. When you up?

I have never done a porn shave in my life. I would never.

The old lady digs some trimming... And yes, it does make things look a little bigger.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have never done a porn shave in my life. I would never.

The old lady digs some trimming... And yes, it does make things look a little bigger.

At first I thought you said, "the old lady needs some trimming" and I thought that was way TMI. However, what you have shared is perfectly appropriate.

In other news, as I'm applying to another state bar, I have to submit a whole mess of papers and shit. One thing is a copy of my law school application! WTF? Thank goodness my law school kept that gem of a document.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
At first I thought you said, "the old lady needs some trimming" and I thought that was way TMI. However, what you have shared is perfectly appropriate.

In other news, as I'm applying to another state bar, I have to submit a whole mess of papers and shit. One thing is a copy of my law school application! WTF? Thank goodness my law school kept that gem of a document.

do they need your LSAT scores?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do they need your LSAT scores?

I think that was probably part of the application - but I don't remember.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is Greta van Susteren (sp?) gay?

No she is married. Her and her husband are Scientologists.

She talks like she has lock jaw.

I always see only part of her face moving.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No she is married. Her and her husband are Scientologists.

She talks like she has lock jaw.

I always see only part of her face moving.

And no married person could ever be gay, nor could any Scientologist.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
I think that was probably part of the application - but I don't remember.

How did you do?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
No she is married. Her and her husband are Scientologists.

So there are no gay Scientologists?

eta: Damn, BnB beat me to it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And no married person could ever be gay, nor could any Scientologist.

lock jaw could be a symptom of a busy lesbian lifestyle.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So there are no gay Scientologists?

eta: Damn, BnB beat me to it.

Do you think there are gay Catholics?

(Did she really say "her and her husband are"? *shudder*)

[dtb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
How did you do?

Haven't we already plowed this ground?