Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So I thought about being less judgmental this year, but where's the fun in that? And since Weed has decided he wants to be most helpful, I am left with more snarky. Renee Zellweger needs a man. Or some other reason to wear makeup. Because this look is not good.

What's wrong with it?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I can tell it should have been the week for reading the Time-Life series on DIY home repairs.

Hmph. The fan is working perfectly fine now, and there was absolutely no other way to get the water out of the washer/dryer except to undo the connection for the hoses. I need a new kitchen floor anyways.

That one I'll contract out.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So I thought about being less judgmental this year, but where's the fun in that? And since Weed has decided he wants to be most helpful, I am left with more snarky. Renee Zellweger needs a man. Or some other reason to wear makeup. Because this look is not good.

I'm glad to see a celebrity in a bookstore. And she's not even hawking some ghostwritten memoir.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For those of us who haven't put her on ignore, can't we at least agree to stop pointing out her whiffs? It's completely pointless because her brain can't process anything more complicated than "See Spot run. Run, Spot, run!" so it needs to be done for every single one of her posts.

My resolution for the New Year? Completely ignore ppnyc. Any of the remaining few with me?

TM

You're worse than a former smoker.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're worse than a former smoker.

I'm going to do it. I swear. There's always room for one more in the Land of Fu.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm glad to see a celebrity in a bookstore. And she's not even hawking some ghostwritten memoir.

Is that a new diary she's carrying?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
there was absolutely no other way to get the water out of the washer/dryer except to undo the connection for the hoses.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I forgot to put on deodorant today. I smell very manly. My scent is clearly attracting females in heat.

It seems to work well for McConaughey.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I forgot to put on deodorant today. I smell very manly. My scent is clearly attracting females in heat.

It seems to work well for McConaughey.

Lucky for you, you can outrun Lance. By a few seconds.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that a new diary she's carrying?

It's a Daytimer to keep track of her newly heavy cat-feeding schedule.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The first installment of 2007.

When buying a major household appliance, avoid the temptation of buying the very cool, very energy efficient, very space saving appliance manucaftured by a tiny company that no appliace repair person in your area has ever heard of or has any clue how to fix.

Stupid washer/dryer combination machine.

My hunch is: buy at sears for this type of shite.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I forgot to put on deodorant today. I smell very manly. My scent is clearly attracting females in heat.

It seems to work well for McConaughey.

I put on my wife's deodorant and I smell very feminine.

[Adder]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
My hunch is: buy at sears for this type of shite.

They are usually more expensive, and the repairs typically would be under the manufacturer's warranty.

RT, you buy a Miele?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I put on my wife's deodorant and I smell very feminine.

You're wearing her thong, too, aren't you?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Finally found one and he had to travel for miles on end to us.

It could have been worse. Like, for example, if he had to travel for miles that are not end-to-end. How would he have gotten from one non-contiguous mile to the next?