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Old 03-02-2005, 06:04 PM   #1711
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Fuck, I thought the BYU fucking handbook was nuts

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. . . by definition it is neither immoral nor illegal.
Well, one's subjective, sure, but the other's fairly objective.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:05 PM   #1712
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Or, as I explained to Mrs. Finch, I like the idea of a swing party but I want it be one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am, and yet they all really want to fuck me.
Good luck on the second part.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:06 PM   #1713
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. . . one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am, and yet they all really want to fuck me.
You would have enjoyed my last mediation.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:06 PM   #1714
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I watched an old Six Feet Under episode a couple of weeks ago that included a scene from a swing party, and "hideous" was really the word that sprang to mind. In theory, it's a good idea, but most of those people should be wearing shrouds and chastity belts.

Or, as I explained to Mrs. Finch, I like the idea of a swing party but I want it be one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am, and yet they all really want to fuck me.
I saw a special about soft-swinging, where people basically just banged in front of one another. I'd like to be rated on my technique, but I want the panel to be a bunch of naked insanely hot women.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:06 PM   #1715
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Good luck on the second part.
That's almost exactly what Mrs. Finch said.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:08 PM   #1716
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I saw a special about soft-swinging, where people basically just banged in front of one another. I'd like to be rated on my technique, but I want the panel to be a bunch of naked insanely hot women.
and the rating would range from "good enough for me to fuck later" to "I must have him NOW"
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:10 PM   #1717
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and the rating would range from "good enough for me to fuck later" to "I must have him NOW"
In an ideal world, all hot women would react that way to you. And Sebby.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:10 PM   #1718
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Fuck, I thought the BYU fucking handbook was nuts

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Well, one's subjective, sure, but the other's fairly objective.
Not in Le Monde du Dualit, where I have divine right.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:21 PM   #1719
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Not in Le Monde du Dualit, where I have divine right.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:24 PM   #1720
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I like the idea of a swing party but I want it be one where everyone is significantly hotter than I am,
I can arrange this easy.

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and yet they all really want to fuck me.
Ummm, look, I'm going to have to get back to you later.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:25 PM   #1721
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Ummm, look, I'm going to have to get back to you later.
monetary incentives often help with this part. or so I've heard.
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monetary incentives often help with this part. or so I've heard.
That's really not swinging. That's just buying yourself several women.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:31 PM   #1723
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apples and oranges

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I'm gonna rest my case and submit the question to the jury.
I take R's side. His could come along in the heat of increasing passion- I mean not for me, I'm a Catholic boy- but I can see how it could be a step in some sexual wilding for the less properky raised.

Now the whole "turd on cellophane" thing- how is that a step towards greater good? I mean even if it gets you going there is a mess on your partner.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:33 PM   #1724
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monetary incentives often help with this part. or so I've heard.
ix-nay on our ecret-say. Esus-jay.


etfs, b/c ltl/fb
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:39 PM   #1725
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I can arrange this easy.



Ummm, look, I'm going to have to get back to you later.
STP, Hank.
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