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sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You must have known Kashmir, though.

(It was the 'topcoat' part that struck me.)

Its a toss up between "Are You Gonna Go My Way" and "Kashmir" for most utterly uncreative and flagrantly repetetive tune in music history. "Kashmir" leads because its 10 minutes oif the same fucking dreck.

"Addicted to Love" gets a nod as well, but I don't like to speak ill of the recently departed.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I sort of picture you as Rob Lowe. Except taller, and with lighter hair, and a deeper voice, and not with a small penis,* but with the slender hips.

Thanks, but if that were the case, I wouldn't be a fucking lawyer now, would I?

Jesus, I hope my hips are slender. Someone accused me... maybe it was you... of having Kilinefelter's hips last week.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does the fact that I read an "a" into that last sentence say more about me or you?

TM

I like wings and Budweiser. I also wear jorts. It must be you.

robustpuppy · 03-24-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thanks, but if that were the case, I wouldn't be a fucking lawyer now, would I?

Jesus, I hope my hips are slender. Someone accused me... maybe it was you... of having Kilinefelter's hips last week.

Goodness, no. The slender hips thing comes from one of your posts about buying pants. You ended up with low-rise flat-fronts from Banana Republic. For some reason, the image stuck.

Boy-band ass, indeed.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-24-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also wear jorts.

I play jarts.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jarts/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11q2dej11/EXP=1111778690/*-http%3A//www.sbritt.com/images/jarts.jpg[/IMG]

Sparklehorse · 03-24-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have never before heard a college story involving "my cashmere topcoat., but I went to a public U. Listen, when you were in high school, did you room with Andrew McCarthy, and did he bang your mom?

Not the same movie, but I went to college with this guy.

He's a talented actor whose career has never really taken off but he pretty much played himself in Mystic Pizza, cashmere coat and all.

ABBAKiss · 03-24-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also wear jorts.

What are jorts?

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Goodness, no. The slender hips thing comes from one of your posts about buying pants. You ended up with low-rise flat-fronts from Banana Republic. For some reason, the image stuck.

Boy-band ass, indeed.

I was successful in forcing the local J Crew to start stocking regular fit as opposed to relaxed fit pants. But now the pants are still too thick. I asked the guy who runs the store why the fabris is so heavy. He sneered. What the fuck is the matter with JC? Nobody buys heavy weight Summer pants.

I gave up the low rise pants. You need to have an ass to hold those things up.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What are jorts?

Jeans shorts.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-24-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I thought a mouthbreather was one off those dweeby associates you talks in a nasally voice and has the appearance and posture of a praying mantis. Younb know, those Napoleon Dynamite-ish fucks.

Napoleon Dynamite would be a mouthbreather, but for his mad skills.

NotFromHere · 03-24-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a toss up between "Are You Gonna Go My Way" and "Kashmir" for most utterly uncreative and flagrantly repetetive tune in music history. "Kashmir" leads because its 10 minutes oif the same fucking dreck.

"Addicted to Love" gets a nod as well, but I don't like to speak ill of the recently departed.

Dude, Kashmir is utter genious. But requires a mirror ball. You are obviously not high enough.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I play jarts.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jarts/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11q2dej11/EXP=1111778690/*-http%3A//www.sbritt.com/images/jarts.jpg[/IMG]

Nothing ends a boring family reunion like a misthrown jart.

I keep them around for crowd control. They scatter an angry horde much better than salt pellets.

NotFromHere · 03-24-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I sort of picture you as Rob Lowe. Except taller, and with lighter hair, and a deeper voice, and not with a small penis,* but with the slender hips.

*I heard from a friend whose friend purportedly banged Rob Lowe one summer in the Hamptons when he was filming Masquerade that he was not well-endowed. But I have not seen the Atlanta video. Was the FOF just lying? Maybe she never slept with him at all!

Huh. I was told by someone who saw the video, and who lived a couple of blocks from him (in the sadder part of Beverly Hills) that he was hung. And had stamina.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, Kashmir is utter genious. But requires a mirror ball. You are obviously not high enough.

Fernando requires a mirror ball. The Allmans at Fillmore East is the best baking record out there.

Listening to Kashmir high? That's what Adolf Hitler and Idi Amin are doing right now.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-24-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Huh. I was told by someone who saw the video, and who lived a couple of blocks from him (in the sadder part of Beverly Hills) that he was hung. And had stamina.

You're confusing him with Craig Kilbourne, who is supposedly hung like a mushroom. Or at least that's what my ionterior designer tells me.