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02-25-2005, 02:39 PM
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#931
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Depp/HST tie
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
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can you be a construction worker on Monday? |
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02-25-2005, 02:46 PM
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#932
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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This is effed up!
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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
So oral sex can cause pregnancy. Less may need to rethink his Blow Me for America campaign.
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Not a problem, when combined with the Take Drugs For America, Hot Tub For America, and Wear Tighty Whiteys for America campaigns.
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Boogers!
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02-25-2005, 02:50 PM
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#933
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Depp/HST tie
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
can you be a construction worker on Monday?
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I think the backstory on this request could be your submission to Penhouse Forum. |
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02-25-2005, 02:54 PM
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#934
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Just when you though it was safe to use a cell phone to make your own porn
Fred Durst's cell phone has been hacked, like Paris Hilton's was last week. Among the files taken: a 3 minute porn that Fred aparently filmed while having sex with some unsuspecting woman.
spree: Link to Gawker.com
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02-25-2005, 02:54 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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RT's Oscar thoughts
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think managing to give off an air of wisdom and decency, when one is actually not even coherent, is an accomplishment.
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It's exactly that talent that's gotten me where I am today. Of course, Morgan's done better with it than I have. Maybe I need a mentor.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-25-2005, 02:57 PM
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#936
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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RT's Oscar thoughts
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Flower, why do people lie about height here?
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I got this one, Flower.
Because like you, many are not willing to admit they're as fat or fatter than me.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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02-25-2005, 03:02 PM
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#937
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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What's so amazing about really deep thoughts?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, that was a deep thought. Or a thought of depth. Mmmmm, deep. Go deeper. God, I hope those muscles aren't the result of genital-shrinking steroids, because he looks like he could go really, really deep.
Um, what were we talking about?
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Jose Canseco's new book claims that, contrarty to popular myth, steroids don't shrink the penis; just the testes. So Smith can theoretically go deep, irregardless (ha!) of his muscle-building techniques. |
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02-25-2005, 03:04 PM
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#938
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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I am a professional in a large northeastern city.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the backstory on this request could be your submission to Penhouse Forum.
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I was thinking that it was merely a Village People reference. But I hope you are right. |
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02-25-2005, 03:07 PM
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#939
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I am a professional in a large northeastern city.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I was thinking that it was merely a Village People reference. But I hope you are right.
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Unless the construction worker is a married moonwalking midget, he's not a man with a starring role in the Penthouse letters of my life right now.
(I just like the Hank construction worker avatar)
ooh and nice re: line. I just happen to be a professional in a large northeastern city. That worked out well. |
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02-25-2005, 03:18 PM
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#940
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I am a professional in a large northeastern city.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unless the construction worker is a married moonwalking midget, he's not a man with a starring role in the Penthouse letters of my life right now.
(I just like the Hank construction worker avatar)
ooh and nice re: line. I just happen to be a professional in a large northeastern city. That worked out well.
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It's my understanding that Penthouse letters are frequently works of fiction. Sooooooooo . . .
I think he made the re: line just for you. Another married American man trying to get in your pants. |
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02-25-2005, 03:18 PM
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#941
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Gates
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Caution tape lines the Rodeo Parade route through Houston's Memorial Park, left, in a display that hearkens Christo's project, The Gates, currently installed in New York's Central Park, right. The Horses, as the Memorial piece is called, heralds the arrival today of horses and riders from around Texas.
Ours is functional and didn't cost $21M.
Someone at the Houston Chronicle has a sense of humor.
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Several people in Somervill, MA have a sense of humor.
boston.com link
 
February 24th was declared Hargo Day in honor of the Somerville Gates artist. The citation read
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''Hargo Day was established to recognize the importance of thrift, ingenuity, and artistic parity," Curtatone read from the declaration. ''Hargo Day was established to also recognize the human capacity for appreciation, wonder, and awe that can be achieved when small plastic things are arranged in a certain order near and around a cat."
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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02-25-2005, 03:22 PM
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#942
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Guest
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Valkyrie needs food badly.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
This is Tori Spelling right?
Valkyrie, your life force is running out!!!
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02-25-2005, 03:28 PM
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#943
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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City girls just seem to find out early.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think he made the re: line just for you. Another married American man trying to get in your pants.
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Busted.
I had forgotten that Hank has a construction guy version of his avatar. Sorry, Hank. I even commented once on how well that jaunty, devil-may-care grin works with a hard hat. |
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02-25-2005, 03:32 PM
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#944
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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City girls just seem to find out early.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Busted.
I had forgotten that Hank has a construction guy version of his avatar. Sorry, Hank. I even commented once on how well that jaunty, devil-may-care grin works with a hard hat.
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I assume we'll be seeing the cop and the cowboy before long.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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02-25-2005, 04:04 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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I am a professional in a large northeastern city.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think he made the re: line just for you. Another married American man trying to get in your pants.
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bob doesn't want to get into anyone's pants (except the Mrs.) He simply would like to tell both you and GWNC that your hair looks nice.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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