Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds like someone should've been more careful in one's description of practice and skillset.

I just fucking graduated. I had no practice or skill set.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds like someone should've been more careful in one's description of practice and skillset.

Gatti, look at that malevolent eye. Does your tiger-being-blown-away-by-sound really want to piss off the malevolent eye?

I mean, you still need to buy me a drink. Or diamonds.

[mmm3587]

p.s. mmmm would like your wife to peg him, please.

Hey, I've got as stimulatable a prostate as the next guy. Although, given the cat she is normally with, maybe she would prefer to get all Oral Roberts on me.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
My mouth is quite tiny.

I am reminded of the Amazing Raze last week, where someone said to Bolo (a professional wrestler) that he was "five foot five and on steroids." He responded "I am not on steroids." -

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Seriously, anybody can do a c-section if the mother is dead or dying? That Robin Hood movie with Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner suggests it was a big deal only moor mentors can perform.

"Truly, you are a great one" that line confirmed my hatred of Kevin Costner as an actor. The delivery (of the line) is so flat and nasal. To this day I can't bring myself to watch a Kevin Costner movie.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
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(how did this pic of Bilmore's wife get in here?)

Why is everbody piling on my alma mater?


Oh hear they voices one in song
Holy Cross, Oh Holy Cross!
Thy spirits loyal, true and strong
Holy Cross, Oh Holy Cross!
Thy purple banner floats on high
While songs of praise swell to the sky.
Thy honored name will never die,
Holy Cross, Oh Holy Cross!

[Hank Chinaski]

New Yorkers- remember go see "Mortified" when it opens this spring. The post passed quickly with some cow-fucker making a dull witted joke, but it really is funny.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Since we're already behind closed doors, I propose we call Flame Fridays, "Friendlies."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ls/4110135.stm

"Fifa has fined the Spanish Football Federation £44,750 after several England players were racially abused during last month's friendly in Madrid."

TM

Awww, a soccer related post. You're moving up on my non-existent laminated list.

I'll be in NYC in February, wanna meet for coffee?

[Skeks in the city]

Deputy quits police after being caught on video pissing in a public elavator.

Link

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I faxed them a resume in 1997. That was it. Now, I still get a fucking phone call once a week from these dickwads asking me if I want to work temp at some document review for 35 bucks an hour.

Send them an updated resume showing your secretary's phone number as yours, and tell your secretary to never put them through to you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Hi!

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by John the Baptist
O FB night
The boards are slightly frightening
It is the night
Of Paigow's long (re)birth
Long lay the world
In sin and gym clothes pining
'Till she (re)appeared and promised tales of their worth

A thrill of hope
The Paigow world rejoices
For yonder breaks
A new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees
The kitchen floor is clean
O night divine
O night when Paigow was (re)born
O night divine
O night
O night divine

A thrill of hope
For some, for others tiring
For ev'ry Feat of Strength
There's an Umbrella Whining
Fall on your knees
The kitchen floor is clean
O night of fright
O night when Paigow was (re)born
O night of fright
O night
O night of fright

*divinely inspired

This is fucking awful...

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Away lookin’ mangy,
No love in Her bed
The wacky Princ. Paigow
Laid down still unwed

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where She lay
The scary Princ. Paigow
Lookin’ 45 if a day

The cattle are lowing
The poor lady wakes
The skanky Princ. Paigow
Has coke-whorey shakes

No love Thee, Princ. Paigow
Look down at your side
And check out your thighs,
The reasons there lie.

Not near me, Princ. Paigow
I ask Thee to stay
Far from me forever
Not scar me I pray

Bless all the dear GAs
In Bi-polar range
And take them to freedom
To flee from Thee derange

This is old skool brilliant

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by GA-Z
If you havin sock problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but socking ain’t one

I got my Sock Patrol flaming the Admins’ control
Slave’s crew wanna make sure my board access is closed
Board critics that say I's "Flames, Socks, and Trolls"
I'm OldSkool-Yahoo stupid, what type of knocks are those?
If you came up with the SKEKs in NoWhiteNoise’s zones
You’d still be socking to satisfy ya’ jonez
I'm like fuck the whiffers, Mr. R can rim my whole asshole
If you don't like my sockpuppets, you can scroll past then post
Got beef with the Admins when I retire from they show
they tried to delete my socks - well I don't give a shit, SO!
Admin promoters try to IM my sock ass
So page hits can soar and yield mo’ cash for they ass, sockistfucks!
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the sock game that GA-Z has
I'm from, Yahoo to Infirm, King of Socks, all in good fun
I got 99 problems, but socking ain't one - Ban me!

99 problems but socking ain't one
If you havin sock problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but socking ain't one - Ban me!

The year is two ought-four, collabo with Paigow is gettin raw
Standin o’er my shoulder is fuckin Slave with his law
Got two choices all y'all, pull out from Board and stay afar or (hmm)
Re-join the Paigow, bring the socks to the fore
And I ain't tryin to see no interoffice face to face with Slave
But I got a few socks, I can flame his case
So I, come back to the heart of the Board
And he say

"Sock do you know why I'm bannin you fo’?"

Cause I'm young and I'm boyish and my wit really flow
Or do I look like GF-Sockkillah, I don’t know
Am I bound fo’ deletion or should I guess some mo'?

"Well you was violatin’ TOS sections six and fo’;
email and registration password and step up to our bar -
are you usin a confusin fake Paigow sock? I know a lot of you are"

I ain't playin yo shit, all my socks is legit

"Well do you mind if I search your IP Addy a little bit?"

Well my server data is blocked, by the firewall we don’t lack
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that

"Aren't you sharp as a SKEK! You some type of
Greedy Partner or somethin, somebody Old Skool or somethin?"

Child I ain't grabbed the brassring (yet), but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't capriciously delete my shit

"Well we'll see how smart you are when EO’s smackdown comes"

I got 99 problems, but socking ain't one - ban me!

99 problems but socking ain't one
If you havin sock problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but socking ain't one - Ban me!

Now once upon a time, back on Infirm long ago
A socka like myself had to strongarm the West-hoes
These are not hoes like the FBetties who be frontin they pussy
But those corporate pussies havin no God damn rulz, try an' delete me
I try to bum rush em, email SockfortheMan
Pray for Chef to return, but them fools were bent on reform
You know the type, straight crazy psyche
Tried to destroy the GAs like the 3rd Reich
And only thing that's happen is I'ma get to sockin here and
Paigow and our socks be talkin law to the board again
And I thought I was out, pulled back in again
Back as a socker with the riff-raff again
The admins on IM, scratchin they heads again
Shapeshifter with his schtick PMin em
RT try to give this socka the set up again
Half a mill' by PayPal cause my Amex can
All because Slave felt harassed by em
Paigow played that boy in the kitchen like he's saccharin
But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I sock my posts

I got 99 problems Gatti and a sock ain't one - Ban me!

99 problems but socking ain't one
If you havin sock problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but socking ain't one - Ban me!


.. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
Havin sock problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and socking ain't one, ha ha!
You crazy for this one Thurgreed! It's your boy!

Not only is this fucking fantastic, but I'm almost expecting Plate and Lit to respond and tell... ahem...Stark...how he's a newbie.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
How is the novel coming?

Didn't you're pathetic, stupid, blowsy, ugly, aged, wrinkled, droopy, burnt-out, slow, lethargic leave?

Not to crib from Dickens or anything, but...

1) All of the old skoolers already suffered through the Paigow of Christmas past:




2) Then -after the 12 step program, the New Orleans folks suffered through the The Paigow of Christmas Present:




3) And now, thanks to a bunch of socks, we have the return of a pseudo Janis Joplin (i.e., an ugly old junkie near her death bed, but without any talent)




To quote Cindy Lou Who:

"Gee Stupid Bitch, Why?
Why Did you come back here?
Why?"