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12-09-2004, 07:24 PM
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#316
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Location: Flyover land
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How loud can you moan with a dick in your mouth?
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thurgreed's doesn't take up much space, and definitely isn't going to interfere with the vocal cords.
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12-09-2004, 07:30 PM
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#317
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
His hand is cock-blocking anyway.
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This is the first literal use of "cock-block" I've ever seen.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-09-2004, 07:31 PM
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#318
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
thurgreed's doesn't take up much space, and definitely isn't going to interfere with the vocal cords.
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To quote Ozzy, "it'd be like throwing a kielbasa in the Grand Canyon" |
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12-09-2004, 07:33 PM
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#319
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are you putting your hand over my mouth when I'm blowing you? That seems counter-productive.
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Don't be intentionally stupid. You can't possibly be too loud with my dick in your mouth. We've moved on to how loud you get when you're getting fucked.
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12-09-2004, 07:40 PM
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#320
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't be intentionally stupid. You can't possibly be too loud with my dick in your mouth. We've moved on to how loud you get when you're getting fucked.
TM
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It was, sadly, unintentional stupidity.
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12-09-2004, 08:04 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Speaking of unintentional stupidity, this article from the New York Observer about emo boys is more fun than ass-fucking fringey, not that I would know.
- Emo man does not believe in holding back. "Another thing that falls under ‘too much information,’" said Lorrie, "and yet, tragically, has been said to me by more than one person post-sex is, ‘Sorry that took so long—I just masturbated a lot when I was a kid.’"
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-09-2004, 08:06 PM
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#322
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of unintentional stupidity, this article from the New York Observer about emo boys is more fun than ass-fucking fringey, not that I would know.
- Emo man does not believe in holding back. "Another thing that falls under ‘too much information,’" said Lorrie, "and yet, tragically, has been said to me by more than one person post-sex is, ‘Sorry that took so long—I just masturbated a lot when I was a kid.’"
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Um, I think that is due to Lorrie's cathedral lying there like a dead fish.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-09-2004, 08:23 PM
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#323
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Get Out The Widebody Lens
Taxwonk and others, apply by December 16 to be on the Biggest Loser 2. http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Biggest_L...pply_now.shtml
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Boogers!
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12-09-2004, 09:06 PM
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#324
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Funny. I saw this book in the bookstore during lunch. The authors, Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, were both writers on SATC. Anyone who relies on relationship advice from comedy writers definitely gets what she deserves.
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how come you have time for this, but not to answer my PM about the asshole partner and how I should deal with him?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-09-2004 at 09:13 PM..
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12-09-2004, 09:06 PM
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#325
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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It's a sick, sick world where patio furniture can get stolen off of someone's front porch in broad daylight.
For those keeping track at home, add "inexpensive outdoor bench and table" to my Christmas list.
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12-09-2004, 09:12 PM
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#326
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by bilmore
It applies to the rights of the BF in his crim trial. If daughter were simply overheard by mom in her own home while talking on the phone, well, different story.
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Poisoned tree is for state action, isn't it? moms can be shits and the reasons for the exclusionary rule just don't apply.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-09-2004 at 09:20 PM..
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12-09-2004, 09:15 PM
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#327
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Poisoned tree is for state action, isn't it? mom can be shits and the reasons for the exclusionary rule just don't apply.
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Her furniture got stolen and now you are poisoning her tree? Poor RT.
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12-09-2004, 09:20 PM
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#328
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Her furniture got stolen and now you are poisoning her tree? Poor RT.
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How come if anyone mentions fattening food you go "mmm ____;" like if someone posts "I stake a claim" you say "mmmm steak."
but I mention something not fattening, "fruit," and you don't even notice?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-09-2004 at 09:32 PM..
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12-09-2004, 09:42 PM
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#329
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Cruuuuuuuueeee
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
LOS ANGELES - The original members of 1980s glam metal band Motley Crue, which made hard living and wild sexcapades a centerpiece of their music and their lives, on Monday announced a world reunion tour.
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They are playing Boston in March. Friends have asked if I want a ticket. Is it worth the $35 plus fees?
Anne
Who only knows "Girls, Girls, Girls" and spend the 80's spinning at Dead shows and Jackson Browne conerts..
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-09-2004, 09:45 PM
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#330
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Eavesdropping
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
waitagoddamnsecond whothehellareyoufucking????????? faithless bastard.
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Faithless? I thought you were fucking Flinty?
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