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12-13-2004, 06:54 PM
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#691
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The whole team? That's hot. Nice to know baseball is open to the gay thing.
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They're not. To clarify, he ass-raped them.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-13-2004, 06:55 PM
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#692
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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public service announcement
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I'm a dude and I really liked "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." It was not, therefore, a chick flick.
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Yeah, but you're all sensitive and shit. So that doesn't say much.
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12-13-2004, 06:56 PM
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#693
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you ever seen the one where the Indian aligns people's "shakras". Jesus, if you were even a bit horny beforehand, the sight of that much middle aged hippy skin and disturbingly hirsute (I mean, it looked like half the participants were learning how to put skunks in leg locks) people killed any sexual urge you might have had.
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I applaud the Indian guy who figured out he could make money by telling stupid white people about shakras.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-13-2004, 06:57 PM
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#694
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Boston didn't CTC
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
We have blowjobs. We have ass-fucking. We have writing about sex. We have AK's ass.
And you yap about sports.
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I find that if you read "Red Sox" as "Real Sex" it helps. A little. Ok, not much.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-13-2004, 06:59 PM
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#695
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm there.
Where is Big Sur?
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How is this not a porn actor name? It's in California, for fuck's sake... |
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12-13-2004, 07:00 PM
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#696
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you ever seen the one where the Indian aligns people's "shakras". Jesus, if you were even a bit horny beforehand, the sight of that much middle aged hippy skin and disturbingly hirsute (I mean, it looked like half the participants were learning how to put skunks in leg locks) people killed any sexual urge you might have had.
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That, of course, is the risk with real sex. It isn't called Porn Sex after all. |
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12-13-2004, 07:02 PM
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#697
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That, of course, is the risk with real sex. It isn't called Porn Sex after all.
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That. Isn't. Sex. At. All.
Thats not even sex in Mexico.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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12-13-2004, 07:03 PM
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#698
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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It might be a tumor...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has there ever been a less sexy A-list movie star than John Wayne? Thank god all the men loved him.
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ELVIS. Was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. You see straight up racist, the sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne. Cuz I'm black and I'm proud cuz I'm amped. Most of my heros don't appear on no stamp.
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12-13-2004, 07:06 PM
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#699
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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It might be a tumor...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
ELVIS. Was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. You see straight up racist, the sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne. Cuz I'm black and I'm proud cuz I'm amped. Most of my heros don't appear on no stamp.
TM
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Any opinion on Walter Matthau?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-13-2004, 07:08 PM
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#700
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Sensitive New Age Guy
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Most of my heros don't appear on no stamp.
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12-13-2004, 07:08 PM
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#701
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Not Exactly the Razzies, But ...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They're not. To clarify, he ass-raped them.
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Have you seen those pants they wear? They are totally asking for it.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-13-2004, 07:16 PM
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#702
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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It might be a tumor...
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ThurgreedMarshall
ELVIS. Was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. You see straight up racist, the sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne. Cuz I'm black and I'm proud cuz I'm amped. Most of my heros don't appear on no stamp.
TM
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You're blind baby.
You're blind from the facts on who you are
'cause you're watchin' that garbage |
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12-13-2004, 07:18 PM
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#703
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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It might be a tumor...
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Any opinion on Walter Matthau?
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He was a good lay.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-13-2004, 07:20 PM
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#704
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Sensitive New Age Guy
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Originally posted by Not Bob
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Did you ever see Dave Kingman bat? |
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12-13-2004, 07:29 PM
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#705
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Celeb sighting
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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I will concede that she has a nice ass. But, come on. Is this really perfection? Am I the only one who thinks it should be bigger and rounder?
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