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01-15-2004, 02:44 PM
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#1576
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Two things
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
that is seriously disturbing shit. especially when you recall that pigs have the intelligence of dogs and they might as well show 500 dogs get murdered. sick.
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But a dog's got personality. And personality goes along ways.
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 01-15-2004 at 02:47 PM..
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01-15-2004, 02:44 PM
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#1577
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Two things
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I got engaged last night.
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Just an FYI, when he says "I promise to pull out in time and if you get pregnant I promise I'll marry you" that's not reallly a proposal.
Knowing that you'll never see this and since I'm on so many IL's it will be my private joke. |
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01-15-2004, 02:45 PM
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#1578
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Two things
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I got engaged last night.
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No!!! you were so good at the spinster schtick.
congratulations. |
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01-15-2004, 02:46 PM
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#1579
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Two things
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Huh?
Please tell me this is a typo and you got enraged last night. And then please tell me at what...
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Or engorged. She could have gotten engorged. |
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01-15-2004, 02:47 PM
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#1580
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Two things
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A dog's got personality.
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Keep your mayonnaise away from my fries.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-15-2004, 02:49 PM
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#1581
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
Posts: 224
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Two things
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I got engaged last night.
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Nuts! Nuts! |
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01-15-2004, 02:49 PM
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#1582
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Two things
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Keep your mayonnaise away from my fries.
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There is a pop song in this statement. I just know it. |
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01-15-2004, 02:49 PM
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#1583
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Two things
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) I was watching the news this morning and there wa a story about a truckful of 500 pigs on their way "to market" that somehow overturned and there were cute little pigs everywhere. Were they going to do their grocery shopping or does "market" refer to something a little more sinister?
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Anecdotal evidence from my time with the Little Fingers indicates only 1 in five piggies go to market. Some stay home, some have roast b... ahem... go to Arby's, some go to Arby's but don't order anything and many like these you describe cry whee all the way home...
Oh, and congratulations!!! (If you're not pulling our collective legs of course.) |
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01-15-2004, 02:50 PM
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#1584
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Two things
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hello my grasshoppers. I have a question and an announcement.
1) I was watching the news this morning and there wa a story about a truckful of 500 pigs on their way "to market" that somehow overturned and there were cute little pigs everywhere. Were they going to do their grocery shopping or does "market" refer to something a little more sinister? if its the latter, what is the news doind a little cute jolly animal piece on cute jolly animals who are about to be murdered violently en masse? that is seriously disturbing shit. especially when you recall that pigs have the intelligence of dogs and they might as well show 500 dogs get murdered. sick.
2) I got engaged last night.
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1) They didn't actually show the deaths of the pigs. If a big truck full of stray dogs on their way to the pound (and eventually to death) had overturned and cute little doggies were running everywhere, they woulda had that on the news too.
2) Congratulations! |
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01-15-2004, 02:52 PM
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#1585
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Two things
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
1) They didn't actually show the deaths of the pigs. If a big truck full of stray dogs on their way to the pound (and eventually to death) had overturned and cute little doggies were running everywhere, they woulda had that on the news too.
2) Congratulations!
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Now that I have done my serious one, I will make the obligatory snide remark/joke:
How many carats? |
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01-15-2004, 02:52 PM
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#1586
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Close Shaves Via Electricity
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
this pretty much explains things to me: "retailing for $14.99, including two refills packages and a Duracell battery, which Gillette also makes."
I say, add another blade and be done with it.
But, I'll stick with my sensor, which I find remains more maneuverable than my mach 3.
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The Mach 3 sucks. I hate the pivot head.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-15-2004, 02:53 PM
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#1587
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Close Shaves Via Electricity
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The Mach 3 sucks. I hate the pivot head.
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Coltrane, read fast. You're way behind. |
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01-15-2004, 02:53 PM
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#1588
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Giving Blood and Exercising
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Thanks, Coltrane. What about the day after?
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Not me. I've never donated blood.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-15-2004, 02:54 PM
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#1589
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Giving Blood and Exercising
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not me. I've never donated blood.
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Faster! |
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01-15-2004, 02:59 PM
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#1590
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Giving Blood and Exercising
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Faster!
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Finally. The Man was bustin' my hump this morn.
Paigow: congrats. Now I have no ammo.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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