Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Over dinner the other night I was telling some story from when I used to work at Friendly's, where they had (still have?) Happy Ending sundaes, and one of my dinner companions nearly choked on his food.

"What did you just say? They seriously called them Happy Endings?"

Anyway, how long have y'all been aware of the term? Because I think I only first heard it within the past several years, and not when I was working at Friendly's. I never would have been able to take an order for one with a straight face. The Jim Dandy, extra nuts, was enough of a challenge.

I worked at Friendly's once, for an hour.

I remember the guy telling me, this is how your supposed to serve salad. Walks down the counter, finds a pair of tongs under some stuff, walks back, uses them to put iceberg lettuce in a bowl. Then, this is how we serve salad. Reaches in with his hand, grabs a handful of lettuce, puts it in the bowl.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Um, pardonnay mwah? Until RP definitively rules out the double-penentration scenario involving Less, you're going to have to share that vomit bucket with yours truly.

Darling, it was your mind that created that scenario and is nauseated by it. I'm sorry, but I will not take responsibility for alleviating your discomfort.

And you know what really turns my stomach, besides posts about fecal coliform bacteria? Substituting "yours truly" for "me."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy


And you know what really turns my stomach, . . .? Substituting "yours truly" for "me."

Would myself work for you?

[SlaveNoMore]

sunnybunny
Why, pray tell, sweet Paigow, do you feel the need to have my existence confirmed?

To ask you be a bridesmaid?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
make sure its set on linguine and you'll be safe- lizard dick.

It's surprisingly filling.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm not trying to wake up Paigow...like she'd give me a spare pasta maker! I may be a dumb bunny, but I'm not THAT dumb.

Fine, I'll buy my own damn pasta maker this weekend.


On another note, I'm having dinner next week with a friend who recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq. Does one ask about the tour? Is it better to let them bring it up? It's one of those things where you don't know quite the right thing to say, whether to say anything at all, or whether avoidance of the topic until addressed by companion is the best option. Any ideas?

I'd open with "So, I'm glad you're not dead or maimed." Then you should blow him. He's bound to be horny.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Over dinner the other night I was telling some story from when I used to work at Friendly's,

I'm sorry -- I couldn't even read the rest of this post, because, obviously, you are pretending to be me. I used to work at Friendly's too!!! (I was a cook AND a waitress.)

Weren't those blue-checkered, polyester uniforms fab?!?

[SlaveNoMore]

Fashionable But Anonymous
I just accepted a new position found for me by a couple of recruiters. I realize that they get paid for doing this sort of thing, but I wanted to do something that shows how much I appreciate their help.

So, oh mighty fashionistas, what is an appropriate way to do this? A bottle of wine? Tickets to the Met?

The 40K or so they are making off you is enough, trust me.

Was it "E.D." London?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Try ordering something called a "chocolate eruption" with a straight face.

It's surprisingly filling.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Would myself work for you?

You really know how to get under my skin, don't you?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'd open with "So, I'm glad you're not dead or maimed." Then you should blow him. He's bound to be horny.

Unless, of course he was maimed.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Over dinner the other night I was telling some story from when I used to work at Friendly's, where they had (still have?) Happy Ending sundaes, and one of my dinner companions nearly choked on his food.

"What did you just say? They seriously called them Happy Endings?"

Anyway, how long have y'all been aware of the term? Because I think I only first heard it within the past several years, and not when I was working at Friendly's. I never would have been able to take an order for one with a straight face. The Jim Dandy, extra nuts, was enough of a challenge.

The Happy Ending gained current popularity due to its use in an episode of the short-lived but quite funny Mind of a Married Man. The show bore no resemblance to reality, but then, what really does?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Unless, of course he was maimed.

It would be especially bad if she immediately offered to blow him after expressing Wonk's suggested sentiments and then learned that he'd had his genitals blown off.

(Anybody else remember the Will Ferrell bit?)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Um, pardonnay mwah? Until RP definitively rules out the double-penentration scenario involving Less, you're going to have to share that vomit bucket with yours truly.

Does anyone actually know somebody who's been double penetrated? I'm not talking about blowing a guy while get fucked by another guy... I'm talking about simultaneous pentration of slots A and B, porn style.

I have never even heard of anyone who did this and am honestly curious about whether anyone outside porn stars can work this feat.

Originally posted by taxwonk
The Happy Ending gained current popularity due to its use in an episode of the short-lived but quite funny Mind of a Married Man. The show bore no resemblance to reality, but then, what really does?

This post is seriously fucked.

1) Mind of married man was the worst hbo show since the dread arliss.

2) i didnt know they killed it. cite please

3) i have heard trhe term far prio to that episode. .