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08-25-2004, 05:27 PM
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August is Anal Sex Month
A new thread, so Burger can relax.
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08-25-2004, 05:29 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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need to know
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?
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I miss Petunia. *sniff*
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-25-2004, 05:29 PM
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All natural C-cups!
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A new thread, so Burger can relax.
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Link to good vibrations, anyone? |
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08-25-2004, 05:30 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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when good things happen to bad people
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Originally posted by Fashionable but Anonomous
Although I suspect a lame sock, I will respond (albeit from the safety of the anon FBA log in), because I can actually provide some helpful advice here. Are they painful? Yes! At first anyway. But isn't that kind of the point? Anyway, the more you use them, the more you get used to them. And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay for at least the first half-dozen times. But after that, you'll find the alcohol just takes away from the overall pleasure. But, be careful - they're addictive! These days, I can hardly get off without them. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing! Ha! Good luck, and let us know how it goes!
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Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?
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08-25-2004, 05:30 PM
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It's all about me.
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by Mandy GA
Link to good vibrations, anyone?
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Are you the laziest ass-fucker ever, or what? |
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08-25-2004, 05:31 PM
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Steaming Hot
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when good things happen to bad people
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?
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I miss her. <sniff> |
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08-25-2004, 05:31 PM
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Registered User
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by Mandy GA
Link to good vibrations, anyone?
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www.goodvibes.com
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Originally posted by Mandy GA
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Chocotini foreplay is good. Scrumptiously good.
Thanks for the advice.
Mandy
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Why are you anesthetizing yourself before sex? Lots of lube, get him to play around back there for a while stretching stuff out. No spit and shove. |
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08-25-2004, 05:34 PM
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Moderator
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by Mandy GA
The last couple of weekends when we have been going at it I have been feeling this urge “back there”.
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Sorry to parse, but do the two of you only have sex on the weekends, or is it that you only feel the urge "back there" on the weekends? |
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08-25-2004, 05:34 PM
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when good things happen to bad people
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
blah blah blah
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STP. <yawn>
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-25-2004, 05:35 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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August is Anal Sex Month
Quote:
Originally posted by Mandy GA
Link to good vibrations, anyone?
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www.goodvibes.com
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-25-2004, 05:35 PM
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World Ruler
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry to parse, but do the two of you only have sex on the weekends, or is it that you only feel the urge "back there" on the weekends?
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Why do you ask?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-25-2004, 05:37 PM
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Moderator
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why do you ask?
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She says they live together, and I'm doing an informal poll on how frequently cohabiting couples have sex.
Or maybe I'm just a pain in the ass. |
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08-25-2004, 05:38 PM
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Registered User
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Speaking of "The Office"
Aprop... uh, I know that is so 2001, but I finally watched "The Office" (I rented season one on DVD from Blockbuster), and I am left with this one burning question .....
In all of the FB discussions of the show, why hasn't there been more emphasis on the incredible hotness of David's boss Jennifer? I am stupefied.
By her hotness. And the lack of discussion of same. Mostly her hotness, though.
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08-25-2004, 05:38 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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August is Anal Sex Month
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or maybe I'm just a pain in the ass.
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Drink a Chocotini. I hear it helps.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-25-2004, 05:38 PM
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Moderator
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August is Anal Sex Month
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
May I suggest you take a few more days off, Mr. Fault Finder? It was pretty relaxed here without you.
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But if I go away for a month, I might come back all nice and pleasant like you did. |
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