Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And I'm sure a few million more reasons than that as well.

I wouldn't think the crowding (and resultant traffic) would be a plus, but whatever.






yes, I got the joke, assjack.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What year is that picture from? Because I don't think it's an accurate current representation.

This one is allegedly current. And he is still smoking and slamming as far as I can tell....

MMMmmm....Bacon.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Coach K is in "serious discussions" to coach the fucking Lakers.

Good Lord. First the Lakers get spanked in the Finals and now Duke is going to lose its most valued asset. What a great start to the summer.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Good Lord. First the Lakers get spanked in the Finals and now Duke is going to lose its most valued asset. What a great start to the summer.

TM

tAKE heart, Yanks in first place.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Less pulled pork though.

He did?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I wouldn't think the crowding (and resultant traffic) would be a plus, but whatever.

I'm pretty sure I'd take a multi-million dollar job in just about any shit location, figuring I could spend it to get me to good locations with a snap of the fingers.

Poll: would you work anywhere in the U.S. for $5M/year (assuming the job itself was acceptable)?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
MMMmmm....Bacon.

I doubt his chest looks as good anymore.

Anyway, bacon and peanut butter are good together, and fluffernutter is good. Do you think a bacon fluffernutter sandwich would be good?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Not Bob
He did?

Thunk. [sound of my head hitting monitor] Oops. Maybe he's getting into the spirit of the whole ac/dc thing of today....

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm pretty sure I'd take a multi-million dollar job in just about any shit location, figuring I could spend it to get me to good locations with a snap of the fingers.

Poll: would you work anywhere in the U.S. for $5M/year (assuming the job itself was acceptable)?

Could I get out of the place every single Friday afternoon and not have to return until late Sunday night? And take at least 4 weeks of vacation a year? If so, I might possibly even consider going to TCOTU.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you hate the lakers and duke, isn't this a good thing? Duke will fall apart without him, and K will have to deal with an entirely new team, perhaps with Kobe making friends with Butch the Buttplugger.

Its a sign of the Apocalypse. That much evil cannot be in one arena at the same time.*

I'm going to Montana with Phil. We're all going to die soon.

* A smiling, vacant, purposeful, always-plotting Damien-esque Coach K figure is a prominent harbinger of evil in the "Left Behind" series.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a sign of the Apocalypse. That much evil cannot be in one arena at the same time.*

I'm going to Montana with Phil. We're all going to die soon.

* A smiling, vacant, purposeful, always-plotting Damien-esque Coach K figure is a prominent harbinger of evil in the "Left Behind" series.

I heart Phil. His suits may not be as nice as Clyde's but he is A-OK in my book.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I doubt his chest looks as good anymore.

Anyway, bacon and peanut butter are good together, and fluffernutter is good. Do you think a bacon fluffernutter sandwich would be good?

I'd still be willing to lick peanut butter off it.

And to try a Bacon fluffernutter sandwich. I'm always willing to try...

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm pretty sure I'd take a multi-million dollar job in just about any shit location, figuring I could spend it to get me to good locations with a snap of the fingers.

He already has a $$ multi-million job, though.

Anyway, to your poll:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Poll: would you work anywhere in the U.S. for $5M/year (assuming the job itself was acceptable)?

Probably, yes, assuming that I had some time to, as you put it, get to good locations with a snap of the fingers. And my own Gulfstream.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm pretty sure I'd take a multi-million dollar job in just about any shit location, figuring I could spend it to get me to good locations with a snap of the fingers.

Poll: would you work anywhere in the U.S. for $5M/year (assuming the job itself was acceptable)?

Is it also part of the job that you're going to be perhaps THE most scrutinized personality in the area, you're probably going to struggle at your job at best, and probably fail the first few years, and that (after the obligatory one-week honeymoon period) the media will tear you a new asshole on a semi-weekly basis?



Yeah, ok, I'd still think about it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm pretty sure I'd take a multi-million dollar job in just about any shit location, figuring I could spend it to get me to good locations with a snap of the fingers.

Poll: would you work anywhere in the U.S. for $5M/year (assuming the job itself was acceptable)?

Name the shitty place.

Gary, Indiana?

Close enough to live in Chicago.

Podunk, Alabama?

Buy the town a la Brad Wesley in Roadhouse.