It's all about me - Page 95

Pretty Little Flower · 07-22-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I get all my news from the Daily. It's all the news that you need.

I love how other news media outlets cluck with disapproval when over the statistic that some large percentage of young people cite the Daily Show as their primary source of news. Maybe this would not be the case if the other news sources DIDN'T FUCKING SUCK.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-22-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have no problem with you jerking off to go to sleep. It just doesn't really relate to whether I prefer my vibrator to you. Well, at least I don't think it relates.

No, it doesn't. You're right. I was merely offering the suggestion that perhaps his wiffe isn't as married to the vibrator orgasm as she is lazy. And maybe if he learned to use his digits and tongue a little more effectively, he'd give her reason to overcome her laziness.

Bottom line is the guy needs a divorce lawyer.

robustpuppy · 07-22-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nope. That's what the pool boy is for. He is also a very naughty school boy who's been throwing snowballs on the plyyground at recess, even though that's strictly forbidden.

Clearly I am losing my fucking mind, or my libido has taken it over (is that the same thing?), because in my mind I was just scolding Sebby for being very disruptive in the library during reading hour (he was snapping the girls' bra straps, that devil).

ltl/fb · 07-22-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I love how other news media outlets cluck with disapproval when over the statistic that some large percentage of young people cite the Daily Show as their primary source of news. Maybe this would not be the case if the other news sources DIDN'T FUCKING SUCK.

I am unconvinced that it is out of the question that the Daily Show will show and discuss that picture of the Bush daughter and her tongue.

Alex_de_Large · 07-22-2004, 12:20 PM

Again, wow. Just wow. What a finish. Is there anything this guy can't do?!?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-22-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's all I feel for CNN and its ilk at this moment.

CNN died when it turned headline news into an Entertainment Tonight/Today Show hybrid. My sister met with Isaacson at one point a couple of years ago, and he remarked that his greatest accomplishment in the last couple of years was ruining CNN.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-22-2004, 12:20 PM

This probably doesn't belong on this board, but it's a grammar thing rather than a political thing - there was this article in the WSJ yesterday about Democrat fund-raising and at one point, it said that Kerry had raised "gobs" of money. Is "gobs" acceptable terminology now in the WSJ? What is next? Bush takes aim at Kerry's gobs and raises a "whole whack of dough"? I didn't think I was reading the Post.

I've since recycled the paper so can't quote directly from the article for you, but trust me, "gobs" was there in black and white and it has stayed with me from yesterday until now and I just can't keep it in me any longer.

notcasesensitive · 07-22-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Speaking of recovering alcoholics, I recently finished reading "Dry" by Augusten Burroughs, and it's one of the best books I've read in a long time. It's hilarious and (this sounds so cliché) profound. I found it very moving. The story (really, the setting, I suppose) is about his struggle with alcohol addiction and his recovery, but at its core, it's really a love story that's evocative, tender, and ultimately, heartrending.

It really affected me. I think probably this book (or at least the author) has been mentioned here before (his "Running with Scissors" was amazing -- but in a different way), so I'm not saying I invented this, but, I invented this.

I invented it (for those keeping track at home). But you may borrow it.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...1202#post11202
and
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...8454#post28454

ltl/fb · 07-22-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Clearly I am losing my fucking mind, or my libido has taken it over (is that the same thing?), because in my mind I was just scolding Sebby for being very disruptive in the library during reading hour (he was snapping the girls' bra straps, that devil).

He's tired and will be jerking off.

Sebby, is it OK if she uses her vibrator while you are jerking off? Just curious.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-22-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I love how other news media outlets cluck with disapproval when over the statistic that some large percentage of young people cite the Daily Show as their primary source of news. Maybe this would not be the case if the other news sources DIDN'T FUCKING SUCK.

Why is Aaron Brown an anchor? Sometimes, I think he's actually Larry Brown, with the way he drones when he talks and trails off. The only difference is, Larry Brown at least drones to a point, while Aaron Brown may as well be spitting white noise. Oh, and Larry won an NBA Championship.

notcasesensitive · 07-22-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am unconvinced that it is out of the question that the Daily Show will show and discuss that picture of the Bush daughter and her tongue.

I'm sure it will. But it will do so in a mocking manner. I bet it will be prefaced by something like "It's been a slow news day here, so look at what we all found..."

robustpuppy · 07-22-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He's tired and will be jerking off.

Sebby, is it OK if she uses her vibrator while you are jerking off? Just curious.

Buzzkiller.

(Ooh, a pun. Librarians like puns. Tee hee!)

Pretty Little Flower · 07-22-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Again, wow. Just wow. What a finish. Is there anything this guy can't do?!?

It seems like he tried to help Landis win a stage, but then Kloden pulled ahead and it was clear that Landis could not take the stage, so Lance decided, "Hmmm, oh well, I guess I might as well win it." He is a machine.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-22-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
He's tired and will be jerking off.

Sebby, is it OK if she uses her vibrator while you are jerking off? Just curious.

Sure. Why wouldn't it be? Although that does seem kind of pointless, since if we're both exerting that effort, we might as well be having sex.

Not Bob · 07-22-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm afraid that you can, Bob.* What do you think that the motorcycle was a substitution for? Vroom vroom.

That would be fantasy backstory for a solo session, not roleplaying. And the nightstick?