It's all about me

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bouncer was a chest-shaver. I thought I was going to avoid stubble burn on my torso entirely, but, my bad luck, he wanted to finish his work as a missionary.

Please tell me he had a good reason for the chest shaving, like he just donated a kidney or something. Otherwise, this is totally yucky enough to render him unfuckable.

And torso stubble burn has got to be uncomfortable. How are the tender inner thighs faring?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is there something wrong with finishing missionary? I had not heard this before and I'm intrigued. What is an appropriate way to finish?

I kind of like it. The dismount is less awkward than it is from almost any other position.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have no problem with it as a general matter. It's just that I have very sensitive skin.

One would think that if one shaves, one would shave before a date. Or even before a "date." Five o'clock shadow is generally a bad thing, no?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by evenodds
If this is representative of the fb's morning banter, y'all are going to have to seriously step up. I'd hate to have people get points deducted for geekiness on the annual purity test in September.

I'd suggest the nerdity test for this crew.

And if that's not enough, try the self-referential aptitude test .

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'd suggest the nerdity test for this crew.

I don't see the need for the scoring system. Anyone who takes the time to answer 500 questions online should immediately qualify as a nerd.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I kind of like it. The dismount is less awkward than it is from almost any other position.

Girl on top, reversed, with me on the couch. That way, she can just get up and I don't have to move to watch SportsCenter.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't see the need for the scoring system. Anyone who takes the time to answer 500 questions online should immediately qualify as a nerd.

see question 491

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Girl on top, reversed, with me on the couch. That way, she can just get up and I don't have to move to watch SportsCenter.

Doesn't that make it difficult to cuddle afterward?

[Atticus Grinch]

The Smoking Gun has the scoop on the Very Bad DDS. Looks like one of the victims was a minor.

More surprising is that there's apparently a statute specifically prohibiting sexual assault or battery in the provision of dental services. Seems to me the prepositional phrase is unnecessary.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
see question 491

You actually read to question 491? The Force runs strong within you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Doesn't that make it difficult to cuddle afterward?

How can we cuddle when she's cooking?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Smoking Gun has the scoop on the Very Bad DDS. Looks like one of the victims was a minor.

More surprising is that there's apparently a statute specifically prohibiting sexual assault or battery in the provision of dental services. Seems to me the prepositional phrase is unnecessary.

Why? Easy access to incapacitating drugs and certain psycological tendencies inherent in the profession call for an escalation of penalties to me.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You actually read to question 491? The Force runs strong within you.

I scored somewhere in the low 40s when I last took it. But I have friends who have crossed into the 50s and even 60s (generally requires an MIT degree to get to this level).

And I can do the self-referential test. That was a challenge.

G(eeky)^3

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Girl on top, reversed, with me on the couch. That way, she can just get up and I don't have to move to watch SportsCenter.

Reverse cowgirl with an ESPN chaser. Sweet talker.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Reverse cowgirl with an ESPN chaser. Sweet talker.

One hand on the remote control, and one hand on the button.