Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When is he going out of town next?

Ha ha. For now we are monogamous. I'll keep you in mind when we get to the group sex thing but as I have said to the BF, 'if you want me to explore my inner lesbian (and get to watch and participate) you have to be willing to explore your inner gayness'.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
For now we are monogamous.

That's not what rp told me.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That's not what rp told me.

Ok. I don't count the bachorlette party in Cancun although I don't see how rp would know about that.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Ok. I don't count the bachorlette party in Cancun although I don't see how rp would know about that.

[SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE IS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS.]

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Where the kids come to mouth off."

TM

That looks dirty.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, very clever of him to call you and act like he's still horny.

I'll have to remember this.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll have to remember this.

Or you could call beforehand and get yourself ready for the evening's adventures. Your pick.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE IS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS.]

Actually, rp, the bf and whatever chick Mandy experimented with in Cancun are romping the nights away. Both the chick and bf have noted that rp is way, way better than Mandy. Especially her ass.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll have to remember this.

Yes. Also pretend that you have either (i) never done something before, or (ii) only tried it once, back in college. And it wouldn't hurt to act completely mystified yet incredibly curious as to the proper use of any sex toy that might appear.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Coincidental? Paradoxical? Condundrumable?

Incidentally, I decided that I will become a private detective, and shall live in a trailer on a beach in Malibu. And I will drive a really bitchin Firebird.

You aspire to be Knight Rider?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Or you could call beforehand and get yourself ready for the evening's adventures. Your pick.

Email or call. Your choice.

ETA Uh, I mean, his choice. My choice. Whatever.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Actually, rp, the bf and whatever chick Mandy experimented with in Cancun are romping the nights away. Both the chick and bf have noted that rp is way, way better than Mandy. Especially her ass.

He's more than a little relieved that I don't require him to explore his inner gayness, NTTAWWT.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
He's more than a little relieved that I don't require him to explore his inner gayness, NTTAWWT.

A skirt-wearing old-timer (who shall remain nameless) and I are working with him on that. He likes skirt-wearer's ass, too.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[SHE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN HE IS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS.]

Bzzzzzzt. Doubtful. The subject has been fully vetted and we have agreed that threesomes, foursomes and moresomes are on our to do list but we are having to much fun with each other right now to cheat and ruin this good thing. The BF actually came to me about a month or so ago and told me that one of the girls in word processing at his firm has been hitting on him and that while he wouldn’t mind some afternoon delight with her he is not willing to cheat with her because he loves me and our relationship. He did propose that she be a candidate for any threesome in the future and of course, for being so honest and I open I replied that he may someday be able to have his cake and eat it (and me) too.

Of course if he went to a bachelor party, its don’t ask don’t tell as far as I am concerned.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
The BF actually came to me about a month or so ago and told me that one of the girls in word processing at his firm has been hitting on him and that while he wouldn’t mind some afternoon delight with her he is not willing to cheat with her because he loves me and our relationship. He did propose that she be a candidate for any threesome in the future and of course, for being so honest and I open I replied that he may someday be able to have his cake and eat it (and me) too.

Shape Shifter, add this to the list. (Note the clever description of her as "one of the girls in word processing" and not "the associate with whom I work and travel all the time.")