Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 58

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 09-01-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Edited to ad - I forward stuff to my brother and his wife from here quite a bit; so if you see something quirky on a major NBC Thursday night medically-oriented TV show that appeared on this board a few months previous, that's why.

Well, how about a little "tit for tat" from the family... like some guest FB appearances by Maura Tierney or Linda Cardellini? Maybe some Goran or Mekhi for the FBetties?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-01-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys

Edited to ad - I forward stuff to my brother and his wife from here quite a bit; so if you see something quirky on a major NBC Thursday night medically-oriented TV show that appeared on this board a few months previous, that's why.

They'd better be a cock ring rolling around the floor of Scrubs or ER sometime this season or your cred is shot.

Montecore · 09-01-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Edited to ad - I forward stuff to my brother and his wife from here quite a bit; so if you see something quirky on a major NBC Thursday night medically-oriented TV show that appeared on this board a few months previous, that's why.

Aha! I knew it was you behind that worthless animated piece of monkey crap Father of the Pride. You're the thievingest Torontonian manipulative starfucker since Lorne Michaels. You've met your match this time. I have hired Super Attorney to the SockStars, Mr. gattigap, and we're going after everything you own, down to the last Sting ticket. And no penskebucks in settlement, either.

Hank Chinaski · 09-01-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Montecore
Aha! I knew it was you behind that worthless animated piece of monkey crap Father of the Pride. You're the thievingest Torontonian manipulative starfucker since Lorne Michaels. You've met your match this time. I have hired Super Attorney to the SockStars, Mr. gattigap, and we're going after everything you own, down to the last Sting ticket. And no penskebucks in settlement, either.

sock check please

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-01-2004, 04:34 PM

Poor Florida.

The Carl Hiassons of the world are getting what they asked for...

Montecore · 09-01-2004, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sock check please

I used to be known as The Dryer Thread.

Pretty Little Flower · 09-01-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sock check please

sock check please

Atticus Grinch · 09-01-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
They'd better be a cock ring rolling around the floor of Scrubs or ER sometime this season or your cred is shot.

I hear the departures of Dr. Ross, Dr. Greene, Dr. Benton, Dr. Romano, Dr. Morgenstern, Dr. Cordet, Dr. Lewis, Dr. Chen, Nurse Hathaway and Nurse Boulet were all inspired by paigow. Dr. Anspaugh was inspired by Bilmore.

taxwonk · 09-01-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Poor Florida.

The Carl Hiassons of the world are getting what they asked for...

Is there a missing link?*

Go ahead, I lobbed it over the plate on slow, high arc.

Gattigap · 09-01-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sock check please

Let's not go there, Hank. Our defense to the sought sock flip will be aggressive, and our counterclaims will make clear that the six-pack wasn't the only thing you bought in that bar, if you get my drift.

The workload has lightened up considerably since Penske's departure, and I have battallions of hungry associates to feed.

Gattigap, Esq.

Hank Chinaski · 09-01-2004, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Let's not go there, Hank. Our defense to the sought sock flip will be aggressive, and our counterclaims will make clear that the six-pack wasn't the only thing you bought in that bar, if you get my drift.

The workload has lightened up considerably since Penske's departure, and I have battallions of hungry associates to feed.

Gattigap, Esq.

I actually like most socks (I could do w/o not me's flower sock, but otherwise) all i was trying to do was harken back to the end of days at infirm politics when SFTM starting given the big sock lists. That was fun.

Shape Shifter · 09-01-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I actually like most socks (I could do w/o not me's flower sock, but otherwise) all i was trying to do was harken back to the end of days at infirm politics when SFTM starting given the big sock lists. That was fun.

Ooh, Hank, trying to establish some old skool cred. Tell the one about the white font color again.

Hank Chinaski · 09-01-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ooh, Hank, trying to establish some old skool cred. Tell the one about the white font color again.

If I threaten you to never do a post like this again will you kiss my ass in a big long sappy post?

Shape Shifter · 09-01-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If I threaten you to never do a post like this again will you kiss my ass in a big long sappy post?

Yes.

Shape Shifter · 09-01-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Awww, now I feel all warm and tingly. My only problem is I have no idea who Al Goldstein is. To Google!

Ok...I no longer feel warm and tingly. You bastard.

Here's what I think of you.

For you, love:

Not everyone who has a sexual misconception is a child: My best friend at work is a goody-two-shoes virgin whom I've been steadily corrupting for a year now. She was giving me a ride home one night when I made a comment about a lesbian coworker's tongue-piercing, saying, "Her girlfriend must really love it when she gives her head." My friend turned to me and said, "Lesbians give each other head?" I rolled my eyes at her and asked her how she thought lesbians had sex. "Oh, I always imagined that they would hump each other's leg or something."
Hopeless In Houston

http://www.theonionavclub.com/savage...php?issue=4035 (spree: Savage Love)