Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck supermodels

TM

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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck supermodels (I wonder how often that will be quoted). Most supermodels are too skinny. There's no argument that many of them are very striking. But they're glorified hangers. I think supermodels are overrated. Hot, but worshipped because they're models. If we're going to be shallow, let's be shallow. I don't give a shit that you get paid to look good. All I care about is if you look good to me.

TM

I think a big pull of supermodels is that they don't generally talk or have their views on anything known. They're mute.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone know where I can get this underwear? Thanks.

SS has the exact set he's been wearing, but the top will be too small and the bottom too big for you*. Maybe he can tell you where he got them.

*olive branch?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This little latin chick (Adriana Lima):

This is what Mick meant when he sang "You make a dead man come..."

I can't even deal with this chick. Its ridiculous. I get my wife's Vic Sec catalogues and suddenly I'm like a 14 year old wanting to run to the bathroom to work one out... I'd give a few fingers for a run at her. Possible and index finger.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I feel the same way about your other favorite - Kidman (I think it was you who tore me a new ass for saying I didn't think much of her). She's beautiful, but not impossibly hot. I reserve the top slots for supermodels such as Heidi, carol Alt, the little Latin chick from the Vic Secret catalogue, etc. But I will give you that Halle is tops among actresses.

I think it is str8 that likes Nicole Kidman. I do not have the official FB - who likes whom - spreadsheet in front of me though, so I can't be sure.

Carol Alt? I never saw the big deal about her. Although she is a puck-bunny extraordinaire so I can respect that. (but really, Yashin - hmphf)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Fuck supermodels (I wonder how often that will be quoted). Most supermodels are too skinny. There's no argument that many of them are very striking. But they're glorified hangers. I think supermodels are overrated. Hot, but worshipped because they're models. If we're going to be shallow, let's be shallow. I don't give a shit that you get paid to look good. All I care about is if you look good to me.

TM

Dude, I'm not talking waifs or Caroline Murphy types. I'm talking chicks like Lima or that hot model who was in The Fifth Element and Dazed n Confused.* I'm not a fan of the "social x ray" look.**

* I have really lost my fucking brain - I don't know why I can't recall her fucking name... she's in some new movie right now.

** Wolfe, Bonfire.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I'm not talking waifs or Caroline Murphy types. I'm talking chicks like Lima or that hot model who was in The Fifth Element ....


* I have really lost my fucking brain - I don't know why I can't recall her fucking name... she's in some new movie right now.

Milla Jovovich. Funky wardrobe for The Fifth Element ....



But she can be quite striking.



Imdb tells us that she's now appearing in Resident Evil: Apocalypse as a gun-toting superchick.

[Alex_de_Large]

Anyone want a paintball gattling gun?



This will most definitely leave a mark...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Anyone want a paintball gattling gun?

That's pretty hilarious. Do they have one you can load with birdshot, too? Because that would make duck hunting a lot of fun.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's pretty hilarious. Do they have one you can load with birdshot, too? Because that would make duck hunting a lot of fun.

Ok, I am assuming you are serious. I am not a hunter - in fact I am dead against it (although I used to go on fox hunts when I was young - most of the time we just dragged a scent but I have hunted an actual fox). But this is what I don't get. Isn't hunting supposed to be, aside from the bonding aspects, which is the part of fishing that I like, about actual hunting? i.e. tracking something down, stalking it, and using strategy to actually kill it? Not trying for the biggest kill possible in the least amount of time, which is what it strikes me that this kind of thing would do.

This isn't anything against Burger - I've seen this kind of attitude before among hunters and I don't get it. It seems to me to make hunting less of a sport and more of just an exercise in killing as much as possible in as little time as possible.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, I am assuming you are serious. I am not a hunter - in fact I am dead against it (although I used to go on fox hunts when I was young - most of the time we just dragged a scent but I have hunted an actual fox). But this is what I don't get. Isn't hunting supposed to be, aside from the bonding aspects, which is the part of fishing that I like, about actual hunting? i.e. tracking something down, stalking it, and using strategy to actually kill it? Not trying for the biggest kill possible in the least amount of time, which is what it strikes me that this kind of thing would do.

This isn't anything against Burger - I've seen this kind of attitude before among hunters and I don't get it. It seems to me to make hunting less of a sport and more of just an exercise in killing as much as possible in as little time as possible.

FWIW, most of the hunters I know get up at some god awful hour in the morning, drag their asses to a cold swamp and sit for a few hours watching the world (and hopefully some ducks) go by. Sure, they'd like to get a duck or two, but they go out mainly for the experience. If they're just shooting, then they do things a bit differently.

I think my sister's dog's heart starts racing around this time of year, because he knows duck season is about to start soon. A few weeks ago, he was at a place where the guys went off with someone's Tec and I think he nearly had a heart attack. He heard all the gunshots and wasn't invited to go along to retrieve.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, I am assuming you are serious.

Please don't.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Please don't.

aha. The burgerian humor sword is too swift for the likes of me.

Speaking of swords, I saw Hero this weekend. Very beautiful, but I am thinking that pretty but unrealistic arial martial arts movies starring Zhang Ziyi may have run their course. They're just not realistic enough. I mean Rocky was unrealistic, but at least there was blood, and he and Apollo Creed didn't fly. And martial arts like those in the Transporter were unrealistic, but again, blood and no flying, so at least based in reality. To paraphrase Nigel Tufnel, there's a fine line.

That said, I'll probably see that Flying Daggers movie because Zhang Ziyi is hot, and the movies are pretty and kind of fun.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
aha. The burgerian humor sword is too swift for the likes of me.

Just you wait until I bring out the Burgerian gatling gun.

I just can't see that game being much fun with such a device. Why not bring a wagner power painter and go nuts?

(or hunting)

And if duck hunting's bad, deer hunting's worse, because you're in a stand, by yourself, up high in a tree, rather than in a blind, with buddies and liquor.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And if duck hunting's bad, deer hunting's worse, because you're in a stand, by yourself, up high in a tree, rather than in a blind, with buddies and liquor.

Take away the gun, add some lube and you've got Hank's Friday night plans.

TM