A frolic in Cambodia

[Anne Elk]

Now we all know what to get Atticus for the Holidays:

Fecalgrams

On another note, I have not won another European lottery, but I have been offered the job of Exchange Manager for Lionder Web Design. Amazing, I don't even remember interviewing for it!


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Good day, my name is Evaldas Vytautas.

I'm Sales Manager of Lionder Web Design Agency.
We are situated in Vilnius, Lithuania.

Lionder Web Design Agency is pleased to offer you the position of Exchange Manager for our organization. We are excited about the potential that you bring to our company.

We work with corporate clients and some of them prefer to do wire transfers, however we cannot receive international wire transfers because of heavy taxes. Tax for international wire transfer is 25% In Lithuania. There is no sense for us to work in such a way, however we don't want to lose our clients. You need to have Paypal/bank account. System is completely automated. You will work only 1-2 hours a day, receive, process payments
from our clients through your Paypal/bank account. Report about all new payments, act only within the limits of law - earn minimum $1500-$2000 per month.

Your salary will be 5-15% from every processed amount (you begin from 5%).

To join the minimum requirements include :

-MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS (Skills, Knowledge, Ability, etc.)
-The minimum qualifications are diploma or equivalent.
-Must be able to multi-task and have good communication skills.
-Knowledge of MS Word and other basic computer programs.
-This being a new field there is NO experience needed.

HOW TO APPLY:

If you would like to pursue this opportunity simply send Your Resume(CV) to resume@lionder.net OR Download Job Application Form ( www.lionder.net/Job_Application_Form.doc), fill it in and send us to resume@lionder.net (No phone calls please. Callers will not be considered for the position).

We will respond promptly.

Please don't feel shy to contact our Online Support and ask any questions you will have:

Contact Name: Julie Jakulyte
ICQ- 257235542,
AOL IM Screen Name- Jakulyte,
Yahoo! ID: JJakulyte,
MSN- Jakulyte@hotmail.com.
No agencies, please.

Lionder Web Design Agency is an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer.

For more information about who we are and what we do, please visit our webiste --- www.lionder.net

It is necessary that we know your decision by November 20, 2004, so that we can plan accordingly.

Regards,

Evaldas Vytautas
Lionder Web Design Agency

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Do you typically check the closet for little red lights?

I have recently grown too fat to leave my house, and I keep track of the movements of the guys I lure over, so I'm pretty sure I haven't been filmed lately.

Actually, in my adult life I have rarely have sex at some guy's place. Hotels and my place. In college I was more indiscriminate, but I also looked a lot better, so it all balances out.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I feel that having my moniker on the series of posts about having been filmed having sex is sort of misleading, as I have never been filmed (as far as I know).

Let us hope that the Google searches of the future capture this post as well as the hundreds of others carrying this Re: line, in order to set the record straight.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
as I have never been filmed (as far as I know).

The whole thread got me nervous, and I just had the following e-mail exchange:

Me: There are no videos of us are there?

Him: None that I am aware of....what *kind* of videos are you referring to and why....

Me: A "would you / have you filmed yourself" discussion broke out on my lawyer board, and I just wanted to be sure my answer was accurate.

Him: LMAO...no...you mentioned something about emasculating me if I ever did so no... Not yet at least =P

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The whole thread got me nervous, and I just had the following e-mail exchange:

Me: There are no videos of us are there?

Him: None that I am aware of....what *kind* of videos are you referring to and why....

Me: A "would you / have you filmed yourself" discussion broke out on my lawyer board, and I just wanted to be sure my answer was accurate.

Him: LMAO...no...you mentioned something about emasculating me if I ever did so no... Not yet at least =P

How many cc's on the email? (Like, are you worried about the current one or is it the shady critters in the past - I'd worry about the critters, myself).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Let us hope that the Google searches of the future capture this post as well as the hundreds of others carrying this Re: line, in order to set the record straight.

I KNOW! A misperception in this area could do untold damage to my blossoming political career.*

*I'm working with the fatty vote. We want expanded absentee ballot rights so that we don't have to leave the house to vote.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
How many cc's on the email?

I was bcc'ed. cc'ing others on your Did We Film It conversations is considered gauche.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was just going to suggest power tools again.

Do you have something against power tools?

(But, also, while I'm at it, I recommend good lighting. You've really got to make sure the lights are right before shooting the film. If you're doing stills, I'd use a couple of strobes, one at twice the power of the other, so you get the details in the shadows. If you're shooting super-eight, you may need to have the lights on movable booms and get a couple of guys to manipulate them while you're at it).

Jesus, its not a fucking Floyd show.

I'd give up, jack off and open a beer before you got one third of that shit set up...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought guys didn't count?

Seriously, she means nothing to me. NOTHING!!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, its not a fucking Floyd show.

I'd give up, jack off and open a beer before you got one third of that shit set up...

I like it when you worry about the time to set up and not the couple of guys manipulating booms.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Actually, in my adult life I have rarely have sex at some guy's place. Hotels and my place. In college I was more indiscriminate, but I also looked a lot better, so it all balances out.

Ever been to Ackron?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I like it when you worry about the time to set up and not the couple of guys manipulating booms.

I like it when you rub my back just so...

You're creeping me out here. Get your pronouns straight.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ever been to Ackron?

No. Well, possibly as a small child, but not since I became sexually active. Why?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm just not a big porn guy. I prefer just naked chicks or lesbian porn. A cokehead with a mullet sporting a huge raging hard on kinda kills the moment for me.

You know, there are naked chicks in these movies. Try to ignore the guy if that makes you happy. And it wasn't so much a mullet as it was a spiked mohawk. Orange or red. But the ring in the nose kind of killed the moment. Well that, and the giant tattoo of Satan on his back.
Rent one while you still can. Ashcroft isn't gone yet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I like it when you worry about the time to set up and not the couple of guys manipulating booms.

What kind of porno film would it be if the boom-manipulating guys didn't join in?

Oh, wait. You wouldn't know.