A frolic in Cambodia

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's the record for longest time between posts during the workday?

What's the record for fewest posts on this board during a non-vacation workday?

Who has a sex poll that can liven this place up?

TM

seems like a longest dry spell poll is in order (post-college). mine was probably about 4 months. post-divorce. the first guy I had sex with post-divorce was bad too (some weird Catholic guilt thing), so I'll bump it up to 6 months if bad sex is disqualified.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
seems like a longest dry spell poll is in order (post-college). mine was probably about 4 months. post-divorce. the first guy I had sex with post-divorce was bad too (some weird Catholic guilt thing), so I'll bump it up to 6 months if bad sex is disqualified.

What constitutes a dry spell? What if you don't have sex but give a few blowjobs? Do we need to consult Bill Clinton?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What constitutes a dry spell? What if you don't have sex but give a few blowjobs? Do we need to consult Bill Clinton?

were any of your clothes off during the blowjobs? it seems to me the standard should include any sort of naked or practically naked frolicing, but maybe my definition is overbroad.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
seems like a longest dry spell poll is in order (post-college). mine was probably about 4 months. post-divorce. the first guy I had sex with post-divorce was bad too (some weird Catholic guilt thing), so I'll bump it up to 6 months if bad sex is disqualified.

If you disqualify bad sex, I'm...uh...screwed.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
seems like a longest dry spell poll is in order (post-college). mine was probably about 4 months. post-divorce. the first guy I had sex with post-divorce was bad too (some weird Catholic guilt thing), so I'll bump it up to 6 months if bad sex is disqualified.

I'll let you know when it ends.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
were any of your clothes off during the blowjobs? it seems to me the standard should include any sort of naked or practically naked frolicing, but maybe my definition is overbroad.

If naked frolicking is the standard, then I think my longest dry spell has been about a month. So I like your definition.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you disqualify bad sex, I'm...uh...screwed.

TM

but it's a subjective test.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What constitutes a dry spell? What if you don't have sex but give a few blowjobs? Do we need to consult Bill Clinton?

Sadly, I never created him here, and I think someone swiped the name.

You gave blowjobs without reciprocation during a dry spell? Unless it was your decision (I'm picturing something along the lines of "IHL, schmy HL -- until you get to The Show, Sergei, this is all you get"), that seems kind of unfair in a karmic sense.

Perhaps the standard should be something along the lines of "you engaged in actions with another person that, if done properly, would lead to The Earth Moving for you." That would seem to cover it, no?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you disqualify bad sex, I'm...uh...screwed.

TM

Re-read the poll. It didn't ask how long your partner's longest dry spell was.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Sadly, I never created him here, and I think someone swiped the name.

You gave blowjobs without reciprocation during a dry spell? Unless it was your decision (I'm picturing something along the lines of "IHL, schmy HL -- until you get to The Show, Sergei, this is all you get"), that seems kind of unfair in a karmic sense.

Perhaps the standard should be something along the lines of "you engaged in actions with another person that, if done properly, would lead to The Earth Moving for you." That would seem to cover it, no?

Only if we disqualify Bill O'Reilly from answering.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Only if we disqualify Bill O'Reilly from answering.

Excellent point, Siddartha ("fricken lawyers," he muttered under his breath).

How's this?

You engaged in consensual in-person physical contact with another person that, if done properly, would lead to The Earth Moving for you.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Excellent point, Siddartha ("fricken lawyers," he muttered under his breath).

How's this?

You engaged in consensual in-person physical contact with another person that, if done properly, would lead to The Earth Moving for you.

It seems to me like you are trying awfully hard to avoid just answering the question. Been awhile, huh?


(I feel for ya, man. The Impending Siddette has been cramping my style lately, too.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You gave blowjobs without reciprocation during a dry spell? Unless it was your decision (I'm picturing something along the lines of "IHL, schmy HL -- until you get to The Show, Sergei, this is all you get"), that seems kind of unfair in a karmic sense.

my decision. Sometimes I prefer that over the other. Call it a quirk.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It seems to me like you are trying awfully hard to avoid just answering the question. Been awhile, huh?


(I feel for ya, man. The Impending Siddette has been cramping my style lately, too.)

If this helps at all, Mrs. Wonk discovered that sex was good at relieving back pains from carrying the wonklets. And when you get real close, the contractions of orgasm can sometimes trigger labor, for when she's really ready to get the little sucker out.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It seems to me like you are trying awfully hard to avoid just answering the question. Been awhile, huh?


(I feel for ya, man. The Impending Siddette has been cramping my style lately, too.)

Fine. 47 days, 12 hours, 56 minutes, and five seconds.*

*Choose Your Own Bilmore-esque Punchline:

a: "...and I couldn't wait for the casts to come off my hands!"
b: "If I hadn't gone along with Juan and Paco at sundown in breaking out of that Mexican prison cell I shared with Circa, it would have been 48 days."
c: "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl"