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12-03-2004, 02:26 PM
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#4306
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You people are lawyers?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I work at Louis Vuitton. I sell shoes. It's why I had to work this weekend, with it being the busiest shopping day of the year. And yes, $150 is worth it in order to not ruin a $400 pair of shoes.
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Do salespeople at these fancy stores do well?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
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#4307
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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ABBAKiss
I spit sugar free hot chocolate onto my keyboard. We should be lifelong friends.
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Knowing both of you, this would either be (i) the best thing since sliced bread or (ii) Armegeddon in ...er... a thong.
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12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
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#4308
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Gattigap
If Fruit Loops inspire biblical allusions in your mind, I cant wait to see the reaction when the grandmother starts sneaking Little Slothrop candy like a dealer feeds a junkie.
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Some kind of unholy war?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-03-2004, 02:33 PM
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#4309
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Better?
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Yes, though you should know that I have an unaccountable crush on Seann William Scott.
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12-03-2004, 02:34 PM
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#4310
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nope. Apparently it's all the rage. Or was. I have no idea.
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It's still all the rage. There are tons of Stich n Bitch groups out there both IRL and on the net.
There's quite the battle raging now between real knitters and newbies. FWIW, on the knitting equivalent of the FB, everyday is Flame Friday. Damn, those ladies are vicious.
Coltrane - Did you get a frou frou (aka muppet pelt) scarf yet?
If anybody wants links or the thong (yes, there's a boy version too) knit from licorice, PM me.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-03-2004, 02:36 PM
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#4311
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Location: Flyover land
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Not when comparing to dtb's taxi riding "excess." As a good Manhattanite, I don't think dtb owns a car. It's a rational choice, in your case, but you could also live in such a way that makes the car unnecessary (perhaps not where you live, but in a general sense - I could not function without a car where I live, but I could if I both changed jobs and moved into the city proper).
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If she and Mr. dtb don't have a car, how do they get out to their country place (and get around once they are out there)?
Critical thinking, my boy.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-03-2004, 02:40 PM
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#4312
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Phil the Sore
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Also, SD was talking about it a while back, how he didn't like the suggestiveness of the women throwing around the red dots. Frankly, I think all sex-related commercials, from Viagra to birth control pills to that KY warming stuff, are very lame. I wish someone with a sense of humor would make a sex-related product commercial.
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There are 2 that were banned from several TV stations as being to "jokey." One has these cute little syphillis viruses running around and I can't find a picture. But this is what people say about that.
Health officials in San Francisco have run up against opposition to an intentionally light-hearted ad campaign aimed at raising awareness about syphilis among gay and bisexual men.
The a cartoon at the center of the controversy shows a cartoon penis and syphilis sores, under the headline "Syphilis sores are spreading throughout the gay community--Get tested for syphilis."
Here's Phil the Sore.
The ads have been described as "sex positive" and "funny," a shift from the city's more somber awareness campaigns against hepatitis and HIV in recent years.
KCBS-TV, the Los Angeles CBS affiliate in Hollywood to denounce recent decisions by almost all local Southern California network television affiliates to reject a 30 second, 'Stop the Sores' paid public service announcement on syphilis prevention and testing, part of a social marketing campaign that features 'Phil, the Sore,' a six foot tall, colorful animated character.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 12-03-2004 at 02:49 PM..
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12-03-2004, 02:41 PM
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#4313
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Coltrane - Did you get a frou frou (aka muppet pelt) scarf yet?
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No, she took the class last spring and is thinking about taking Level 2. She has been, off and on, knitting me a scarf though. Whether is it a muppet pelt(?) is beyond me.
Should I take guitar or bluegrass banjo lessons?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-03-2004, 02:42 PM
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#4314
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, though you should know that I have an unaccountable crush on Seann William Scott.
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Is it b/c he makes out with a guy in every movie he's in?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-03-2004, 02:43 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If she and Mr. dtb don't have a car, how do they get out to their country place (and get around once they are out there)?
Critical thinking, my boy.
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Helipad, of course.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-03-2004, 02:47 PM
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#4316
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
.... muppet pelt(?) ....
Should I take guitar or bluegrass banjo lessons?
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muppet pelt - you'll know it when you see it.
bluegrass banjo - I love banjo music
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-03-2004, 02:48 PM
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#4317
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I spit sugar free hot chocolate onto my keyboard. We should be lifelong friends.
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Agreed. I think my neighbors would also be into that.
And that's the nicest thing anyone has said this day aside from my friend's email in which she passed along that my date from last night thinks I'm "cool". Yay!! I am going to pass her a note in study hall later on.
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12-03-2004, 02:48 PM
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#4318
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Helipad, of course.
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Now you can't buy me meals for 2 reasons, the second being that I can't stomach feeling like a whore to your john.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-03-2004, 02:52 PM
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#4319
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now you can't buy me meals for 2 reasons, the second being that I can't stomach feeling like a whore to your john.
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Actually, I had feared that was actually the first reason, but that you were simply being polite.
In a small way, I think we're making progress.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-03-2004, 03:03 PM
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#4320
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Not under the Burger Family Tree Christmas Morning
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it b/c he makes out with a guy in every movie he's in?
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un·ac·count·a·ble adj.
1. Impossible to account for; inexplicable: unaccountable absences.
2. Free from accountability; not responsible: an executive unaccountable to anyone but the president.
I was using the first definition.
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