A frolic in Cambodia

Originally posted by ltl/fb
[Random, non-linear thought . . .]Thanks!! Just what I needed.

Are you referring to a nap or to a body part that appears to be protruding from the bikini area?

B

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I've noticed that some people study these pictures way too closely. First the feet in Anna's pic and now the reflection in the pool. But I see what you say - and now it's hard to ignore once you see it.

I wasn't really studying it. I scrolled up on the page and caught only the bottom of the photo and it was impossible to ignore. Bad photographer. S/he wouldn't make the cut in America's Next Top Model, because those photos get thoroughly picked apart.

Speaking of reality tv (weren't we?) Apprentice, ANTM and Survivor wrap up in the next week or so. Any guesses as to who wins Survivor?* Less?



*Smart money is probably on Chris (is that his name?), but I'll take Eliza.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by bilmore
This is Minnesota. We open our doors to everyone.

Even the local rock label Panzerfaust?

[Skeks in the city]

Cincinnati faces a wave of manhole cover theft. Article

I thought people only stole shit like this in Compton. Live and learn.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
Are you referring to a nap or to a body part that appears to be protruding from the bikini area?

You can't really be Kafka. My computer didn't flinch in horror when your post showed up.

[Dave]

Didja ever wonder who comes up with these ideas?

Joanie someone or other who used to be Chynna on the WWF (not that any of us watch that, TISWWT) has a hardcore porno coming out.

official website

She's (was) a manly girl, but I don't think it's being marketed as lesbian porn.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
Are you referring to a nap or to a body part that appears to be protruding from the bikini area?

B

NFW.

You're dead.

Plated told me.

ETA - (OMFG. Stop emailing me. I was kidding. HE'S NOT DEAD.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What's for dinner?

eta, I'm having parmesan goldfish and diet peach Snapple. Mmmm. Thanks for asking.

I had an early meatball sandwich (yum!) and then some soup later.

I don't date Rs, so it makes sense to me that someone would put that in a personal ad.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Cincinnati faces a wave of manhole cover theft.

In other cities, Mercedes and Beemer hood ornaments turned into necklaces.

In Cincy, the thugs are that much tougher.

Don't fuck with Cincy.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Brits surveyed for cheesiest movie lines, and they got it wrong. While number one is bad, it's not nearly as bad as number two, the cheesiest movie line of all time:

"Wow... I'm sexually aroused, Commander."
--- Lt. Daniel Kaffee

Runner up:

"You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor."
--- Lt. Daniel Kaffee

[barely_legal]

Ok, the holidays are coming up and I will be spending lots of time with my extended family, which means I will be spending lots of time huddled in a corner reading and pretending to be autistic (my cousins are very impressed that I managed to graduate law school even with my "challenge"). So, can anybody recommend some good books? Special bonus for books relating to the holiday season. I prefer mysteries but I'll read anything that's good. I already have David Sedaris's "Holidays on Ice" (or whatever it's called) in the queue, so you can skip that recommendation. I also just finished Michael Chabon's "The Final Solution" and if anybody would care to explain the point of that novella to me, I would appreciate it b/c I read it in one sitting on a plane and I just don't get it. I'm slow (the autism, remember?)

I'm currently reading Eats, Shoots and Leaves, which means I'm spending way too much time thinking about dtb. This book is warping my mind b/c when I drove by my neighborhood KFC last night, I noticed the following sign and was very perturbed:

Hot & Fresh,
Friendly
Or It's
FREE

Anyway, clearly I need something less intellectual to take my mind off of punctuation atrocities. Help a girl out.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, you're right that your tits are nothing special.

I was trying to come up with a way to make that joke, but it's better coming from you. Good job.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To what?

Brooke has a nice stomach:

To having your approval, of course (which I so desperately crave).

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Help a girl out.

In preparation for the rest of my life,* I'm currently reading 100 Years of Solitude. You may have already read it - I did many years ago, but I like it so I'm revisiting.


*This may be an overstatement since the most hunkalicious trainer at my gym said hi to me this morning. Just like that. Hi. I'm psyched.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Beginnings are okay. Full six-pack is a little too much. Actually, way too much.

Depends on size and definition (and usage of HGH).

I think these are all too much (although the last one isn't so bad:





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I think this looks pretty good:



And this looks nice:

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