imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were to attend a party full of erotically stylish people, what variety of light beer would you want in the keg?

My beer drinking buddies vote for Amstel light. And Hank, I am not ShapeShifter.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
As a light beer drinker, I must inform you that Amstel is crap. Amstel Light = European Coors Light. Seriously.

(I believe that I am an expert in this field.)

2.

The people at this party don't sound like they deserve good beer. Beer snobs. Fuck you. I can understand if they don't like it for taste reasons, but this doesn't seem to be true. Get them Milwaukee's Best and tell 'em it's a new hip french beer (Le bière de Beast?). They'll chug it down right away. Then shove a bottle of Belvedere up their asses.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What kind are you going to buy? Now I'm all thinking about getting a watch, though I haven't worn one is several years (yes, I'm actually fringey). Does your super special check-the-price offer apply to me if I find one that interests me?


PS. So far I like this one best - http://www.prestigetime.com/item.php?item_id=2890

Any alternative suggestions for a person who likes that style are appreciated.

You can get a watch that is as good in terms of quality of craftsmanship for a fraction of that price. Plus, it's one of the few American manufacturers of quality timepieces left.

Hamilton Benton

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Freaking A. American Airlines still calls me Mrs. Sensitive. Fucking hate that. But not enough to stop flying American, unfortunately.

I usually make the travel plans and I just love it when the airlines or hotels call my husband Mr. NotFromHere. (we have different last names). But he gets to use my credit card, so he's gotten over it.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were to attend a party full of erotically stylish people, what variety of light beer would you want in the keg?

Trick question. Erotically stylish people do NOT drink lite beer.

[robustpuppy]

Is this the most ridiculous promotional movie still ever?

Christian Slater and Tara Reid -- in the role of sexy archaeologist -- battle underground monsters in "Alone in the Dark."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You can get a watch that is as good in terms of quality of craftsmanship for a fraction of that price. Plus, it's one of the few American manufacturers of quality timepieces left.

Hamilton Benton

I like these. Reasonably priced too. Can you beat the shit out of them? That's my standard for a watch.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
You can get a watch that is as good in terms of quality of craftsmanship for a fraction of that price. Plus, it's one of the few American manufacturers of quality timepieces left.

Hamilton Benton

I'm not really looking for something for a fraction of the price. I'm looking for a watch that I would wear. And while the watches on that website look fine, none of them are anything like the model that I linked to.

I'm buying the watch with inheritance money. So I want something that will be timeless (ha!) and the price point isn't quite as important as having something that I really like that won't be out of style next year. I think the Tag fits the bill.

(As an aside, the chaise, which was also bought with inheritance money is stunning. And it makes for a good spare bed in a pinch.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this the most ridiculous promotional movie still ever?

It is not dark. Neither of them is alone.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2.

The people at this party don't sound like they deserve good beer. Beer snobs. Fuck you. I can understand if they don't like it for taste reasons, but this doesn't seem to be true. Get them Milwaukee's Best and tell 'em it's a new hip french beer (Le bière de Beast?). They'll chug it down right away. Then shove a bottle of Belvedere up their asses.

They're getting Shiner Bock and Miller Light, since the liquor store needed more notice to get Shiner Light. Shiner Bock, in these parts, isn't some exotic microbrew for beer snobs. It's just a good beer that everyone knows and drinks.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Appropos of this, what's the best gift the women on the board could imagine receiving?

A week in Caracas. With the pool boy.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not really looking for something for a fraction of the price. I'm looking for a watch that I would wear.

Translation: You are a cheap-ass, low-rent piece of trailer trash, wonk.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A week in Caracas. With the pool boy.

No blow?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2.

The people at this party don't sound like they deserve good beer. Beer snobs. Fuck you. I can understand if they don't like it for taste reasons, but this doesn't seem to be true. Get them Milwaukee's Best and tell 'em it's a new hip french beer (Le bière de Beast?). They'll chug it down right away. Then shove a bottle of Belvedere up their asses.

Ummmm.... Sebastian, you forgot to add how they'll probably play music with horns in it.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this the most ridiculous promotional movie still ever?

"Tara Reid -- in the role of sexy archaeologist --"

It's certainly a good match for this premise.