imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Your post is essentially a run-on sentence. Few have read it yet, perhaps you should use the edit fiunction?

Whiff.

Originally posted by bilmore
How can it ever be a whiff to treat someone's plausible question as earnest and serious and give them helpful information? You're such a cynic.

Wasn't plausible and it was sarcastic. it was a reply to someone inferring em was stupid.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Tsunami jokes are not funny.

I was not intending to make a tsunami joke. I was thinking of a bright sunny warm beach.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was not intending to make a tsunami joke. I was thinking of a bright sunny warm beach.

Yeah, a bright sunny warm beach with an enormous wave causing hundreds of thousands of tragic deaths. Soulless bitch.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, a bright sunny warm beach with an enormous wave causing hundreds of thousands of tragic deaths. Soulless bitch.

I just want a little bit of a tan!

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, a bright sunny warm beach with an enormous wave causing hundreds of thousands of tragic deaths. Soulless bitch.

CONGRATS on your 1500th post. Hard to beileve thats all there has been. Keep up the middling work!

Sincerely

Your Former Fan

pai

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I just want a little bit of a tan!

You can buy that in a bottle now.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear cheese grits:

Hi! I am just writing to say that I have been appreciating your posts so far on this forum. So often we find that newbers come crashing in with a million posts a minute, or acting overly familiar with other posters, or otherwise behaving in a manner that the majority of long time "old skool" posters find annoying. I think that your restraint and deference in this regard are a model for all newbers who wish to join our little cyber community.

I am not in Delaware or on the eastern seaboard. I am one of our forum's Minnesota-based posters. But good luck to you in your efforts to find fun and friendship. And kudos on the decision to go with the free online dating site. Not only will you save money, but I suspect that you will find that the fact that the site is free to access will prevent it from becoming overridden with snobs and elitists. Just like this place!

Anyhoo, keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Pretty Little Flower

Thank you, I am nothing if not conscience of the prevailing netiquette.

I appreciate the well wishes and cordial reception I have received, and can in fact say, without naming names, that I have already been in correspondence with one of the board regulars about the possibility of naked pictures being exchanged. On at least a one way basis. The good way.

Keep your fingers crossed.

cheese grits

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You can buy that in a bottle now.

(a) I'm poor. (b) The real thing lasts longer. (c) I'm not manually dextrous enough to apply fake tanner.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
CONGRATS on your 1500th post. Hard to beileve thats all there has been. Keep up the middling work!

Sincerely

Your Former Fan

pai

Thanks! I have a favor to ask. Can you do a Google image search for those hairless cats and post a bunch of the results?

I remain,

Paigow's Biggest Fan

flow

Originally posted by cheese grits
Thank you, I am nothing if not conscience of the prevailing netiquette.

I appreciate the well wishes and cordial reception I have received, and can in fact say, without naming names, that I have already been in correspondence with one of the board regulars about the possibility of naked pictures being exchanged. On at least a one way basis. The good way.

Keep your fingers crossed.

cheese grits

Oooh Oooh! WHo is it? My money sayd the Slutty Spinster. Second place to the Merry Divorcee. and third to the Other Merry Divorcee.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I've never been sure exactly what the term "whiff" means. But suppose someone posts a question that is intended to be humorous. Further suppose that this poster is not really seeking a serious answer. Then, assume you treat the question seriously. In fact, assume you even provide an answer. Would that not be a whiff? If it is not one in the original sense, then at least in the colloquial sense?

I don't even want to live in a world where believing in the good that's possible in a person has to take second chair to a constant guard against possibly saying something that you cool kids might make fun of.

Well, okay, I mean, I don't really want to die or anything, but, honestly, how much net pain do you bring to the world with an outlook that denigrates good intentions?

Should I not feed the homeless, on the off chance that one of them might be you or Paigow bursting into laughter at me for falling for your charade? If I bleed, are you not a prick? (Wait, I said that one wrong . . .)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
CONGRATS on your 1500th post. Hard to beileve thats all there has been. Keep up the middling work!

Sincerely

Your Former Fan

pai

Check your email, chlamydia breath.

[ltl/fb]

Weird.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
(a) I'm poor. (b) The real thing lasts longer. (c) I'm not manually dextrous enough to apply fake tanner.

a - there's always that job in Germany.
b - and gives you cancer and wrinkles
c - bad luck - but a trained monkey can put that stuff on.