imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
3. You posted the crap I quoted above, which does not actually bear at all on our semantic debate about whether it is ever accurate to say that a worker is working for less than market value.

I won't contest that you may be working for a below-market salary. Entirely different than working for below market value. I get your point.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I am patient and tolerant to a fault, and I make every effort to bridge communication gaps and help people understand each other.

It's your ivy league training.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Quite a dilemma. Should I vote to evict fringey, a friend whose posts are incredibly entertaining, but who keeps eying my dessert with eager "Are you done yet?" eyes? Or should I vote to evict str8, who screwed me on the concert tickets, but who may soon post about how he sat next to me at lunch? What to do . . .

I think there should be a campaign.

indeed. bribes are welcome.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Great! Can we have a poll on who we want to leave the board more? And the person who loses has to leave forever?

I vote to evict Str8. Now, if I can just get Penske and his socks on board, we should have a majority and nobody else will even need to vote.

Which way to the Diary Room bc I am voting ANTTWAT

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For future reference, I was crying with laughter until the disclaimer.

Duly noted.

(I am ashamed.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I beg you please, when you go to lunch today, ask for a sandwich and a cup. I guarantee that you'll get "the look."

I think you get "the look" a lot.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I won't contest that you may be working for a below-market salary. Entirely different than working for below market value. I get your point.

Oh fucking please. In-house at a place with daycare and lower hours requirements and shit is a DIFFERENT MARKET from big law firms that don't give a shit about your kids and want you there 24/7.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
It's the suspense that keeps me locked in, year after year.

these keep me locked in. They are special Lawtalkers brand.



mmmm, handcuffs.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's been covered. I think it has something to do with being
dominant -- as you may recall, I said you were subbing.

You seem to know a lot about this subbing stuff. And the S&M. Does your Dom torture you by holding a cupcake in front of your face but not letting you eat it? If so, I bet she's missing a few fingers.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
these keep me locked in. They are special Lawtalkers brand.



mmmm, handcuffs.

I kinda like these.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
these keep me locked in. They are special Lawtalkers brand.
mmmm, handcuffs.

What happened to the pink fuzzy ones you used to have? I know they were a little cheesy, but they had sentimental value.

ETA: Shapey has apparently also been to your kitchen. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
And we were talking about what they serve in law firms. How many Kosher law firms you been to, sister?

Three or four.

All catered meetings are served in stapled paper bags. (You know -- that mighty and impenetrable fortress protecting true believers from traif -- the stapled paper bag.)

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, but it's crowded, so I might not be able to get convenient parking -- and I'd have to walk.

I'd suggest you come to Northern New Mexico with me then. We can ski if we want to (without pesky snowboarders), or we can just hang out in a spa and do nothing. Or if someone is nice and gives us golden vibrators, we can do other things. It's really, really pretty there.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh fucking please. In-house at a place with daycare and lower hours requirements and shit is a DIFFERENT MARKET from big law firms that don't give a shit about your kids and want you there 24/7.

They care about my kids, in fact, I was told just the other day that I could keep a picture of them on my desk if I billed over 2100 hours this year.

[BloatedSlave]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Great! Can we have a poll on who we want to leave the board more? And the person who loses has to leave forever?

Why not split the baby and vote em both off? they deserve each other. Didn't Paigow start a new board for the cast-offs, rejects and other assorted lunatics?