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02-14-2005, 04:53 PM
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#4486
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Yes - the kind that comes off once you're going at it.
If you're forgetting it's there, it's probably come off.
str(uses Trojan green-box)8
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Perhaps you ought to consider trying the Kimonos. |
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02-14-2005, 04:55 PM
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#4487
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Sex or something else
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A quiz. Pix of people - you guess whether they're having sex or doing something else. The question pictures are work safe - the answer picture are not. Even though they're blurred in just the right spots. The header on the page is not. Do quiz at your own risk.
Sex or not sex
I got 13/16
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12 of 16. But I don't think masturbation should count as sex. |
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02-14-2005, 04:56 PM
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#4488
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Yes - the kind that comes off once you're going at it.
If you're forgetting it's there, it's probably come off.
str(uses Trojan green-box)8
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Isn't Mrs. Tomato Basil pregnant? Doesn't seem to speak much for the Trojan green-box....
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-14-2005, 05:00 PM
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#4489
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Sex or something else
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But I don't think masturbation should count as sex.
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Certainly doesn't change my views as to what wresting is really all about. |
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02-14-2005, 05:03 PM
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#4490
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Originally posted by Spanky
I am new to this board so I may be missing some of the nuance and sarcasm. You are kidding right?
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Yes, exactly right. Nuanced sarcasm is one of the hallmarks of this board. Witty repartee and all that. You'll catch on soon enough, and will be joining in the banter before you know it. It just takes a little getting used to - the board, the "personalities," etc.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-14-2005, 05:04 PM
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#4491
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by Spanky
I am new to this board so I may be missing some of the nuance and sarcasm. You are kidding right?
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Holy crap. An honest to goodness new poster. I can't remember the last time we had one of those...
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-14-2005, 05:14 PM
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#4492
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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Yes - new meat. This may get me in trouble - I know this is supposed to by anonymous and everything - but I played poker on Friday night with a bunch of people that all met on this board. I thought I would check it out. I have no idea what any of their aliases are.
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02-14-2005, 05:17 PM
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#4493
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Actual Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't like the taste of spermicide.
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That would be part of the bio-disturbance. And, more than that, it makes my mouth kind of numb. |
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02-14-2005, 05:21 PM
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#4494
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Actual Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
it makes my mouth kind of numb.
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Actually, fringey that'd make some guys want to use them. Your mouth being numb might help your dates get some sleep in afterwards.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-14-2005, 05:21 PM
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#4495
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Yes - new meat. This may get me in trouble - I know this is supposed to by anonymous and everything - but I played poker on Friday night with a bunch of people that all met on this board. I thought I would check it out. I have no idea what any of their aliases are.
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Maybe you could test the differences in sensitivity while spanking it out. A la your moniker.
MR, do you really want Abba to get pregnant from a guy with a small penis, which might possibly mean yet another kid carrying genes for a small penis? No. She needs to have the regular ones too. |
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02-14-2005, 05:21 PM
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#4496
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Actual Question
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Actually, fringey that'd make some guys want to use them. Your mouth being numb might help your dates get some sleep in afterwards.
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Sleep? |
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02-14-2005, 05:29 PM
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#4497
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Actual Question
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But I think you should go with some kind of a theme - like maybe have the ABBAkiss logo imprinted on them.
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This is a fantastic idea. MR? Get on this? |
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02-14-2005, 05:29 PM
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#4498
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
MR, do you really want Abba to get pregnant from a guy with a small penis, which might possibly mean yet another kid carrying genes for a small penis? No. She needs to have the regular ones too.
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No, I meant if the guy isn't big enough to fill one out, she shouldn't sleep with him in the first place.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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02-14-2005, 05:32 PM
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#4499
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No, I meant if the guy isn't big enough to fill one out, she shouldn't sleep with him in the first place.
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Exactly. Also, I wouldn't have anyone's children. Not even Angelina Jolie's and I LOVE her. |
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02-14-2005, 05:34 PM
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#4500
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No, I meant if the guy isn't big enough to fill one out, she shouldn't sleep with him in the first place.
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In my experience, guys are less than forthcoming about the size of condom that they'll fill out. I'll keep the regulars on hand, and if the need is legitimate for the large, I'll make an extra trip to Walgreens and hope that their condom section is better stocked than their sweetheart section.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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