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SlaveNoMore · 02-28-2005, 05:15 PM

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greatwhitenorthchick
Aha!! Neither did I, but my now gay ex-boyfriend predicted her lesbianism back in 1990. Well done, Jason.

He also predicted that any marriage I got into would not last and that one day I would be off men completely. I guess he's one for two so far.

Enter Muffin, stage left.

ltl/fb · 02-28-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Aha!! Neither did I, but my now gay ex-boyfriend predicted her lesbianism back in 1990. Well done, Jason.

He also predicted that any marriage I got into would not last and that one day I would be off men completely. I guess he's one for two so far.

Two for three?

Spooky, I was not mocking your flipper arms. I was just commenting on them.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-28-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought the sarcasm was detectable in my defining what is cool as the front lawns with cactii?

I likes cactuseses.

TM

ltl/fb · 02-28-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Enter Muffin, stage left.

Speaking of muffins, (a) my chocolate muffin this morning had no lumps of chocolate. Fucking starbucks. (b) at pleasurechesttoys.com, there is a rabbit-type vibrator called something like the Muffin Mauler. It's the cheapest one by far. I'm pondering getting it.

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-28-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Two for three?

Spooky, I was not mocking your flipper arms. I was just commenting on them.

I meant predictions about me. I'm not sure what his overall prediction success rate is.

Spooky, I am sorry about your flipper arms.

ABBAKiss · 02-28-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Enter Muffin, stage left.

Hah! Although.......call me!!!!

In case anyone is keeping up, I have another date with Commando Boy on Wednesday and another with him on Saturday. GO ME.

See Slave? Following the "Rules" is not a prerequisite.

ltl/fb · 02-28-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I meant predictions about me. I'm not sure what his overall prediction success rate is.

Spooky, I am sorry about your flipper arms.

Oh. I was going with "predictions in the post."

You have to admit that the flipper arms are more tragicker for fats like me. He may be able to reach around your slender waist -- I am out of luck completely.

ltl/fb · 02-28-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
In case anyone is keeping up, I have another date with Commando Boy on Wednesday and another with him on Saturday. GO ME.

Did you see him this weekend? What are you going to wear on Wednesday?

ABBAKiss · 02-28-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
more tragicker

No "k"

02-28-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Hah! Although.......call me!!!!

In case anyone is keeping up, I have another date with Commando Boy on Wednesday and another with him on Saturday. GO ME.

See Slave? Following the "Rules" is not a prerequisite.

I would think you would need the undies since the muffin can create a kind of three-d effect on your tight fitted clothes. Not to mention zipperchick.

ltl/fb · 02-28-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No "k"

Tragicer looks wronger than tragicker.

ABBAKiss · 02-28-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did you see him this weekend? What are you going to wear on Wednesday?

I did not see him this weekend because I spent all day Saturday at a wine tasting with the ex and all day Sunday with my sister.

Wednesday -- I am commando every Friday and every other Wednesday so I will be commando. I am debating doing this with a skirt -- depends on the weather. Thoughts? I don't want him to think I am easy, though I am and so is he. Which is why we already heart each other.

ABBAKiss · 02-28-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I would think you would need the undies since the muffin can create a kind of three-d effect on your tight fitted clothes. Not to mention zipperchick.

For the love of god, paigow, I am as smooth as a teenage Asian hooker.

SlaveNoMore · 02-28-2005, 05:24 PM

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ABBAKiss
See Slave? Following the "Rules" is not a prerequisite.

To what? More banging? Of course it isn't. Bang away, baby.

NotFromHere · 02-28-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, I was mostly in Scottsdale. I could the see the Crate & Barrel when I looked up from my $35 filet. They could have priced it at $25, but the marketing team said that that wouldn't draw the crowd they were trying to exploit.

Coltrane, you can't legitimately trash Phoenix if you're basing your opinion on Scottsdale, which is the original "trying to be snooty but we really don't know how, so we'll make this street look like Palm Springs and make it look like we're richer than those bastards in Phoenix."
They have the one street, and yes, it's all strip malls. With dozens of "art galleries" which, on closer inspection, you see that it's all cowboy art and desert scenes and indian pottery.

Phoenix has an extremely large population of desperately poor people. And more trashy strip clubs per capita than any other place I've ever seen outside of Las Vegas.

I invented trashing Phoenix.