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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
See what happens when you bitch?
Now there's a gripping discussion about sherpas instead of commando. Nice. Thanks.

Perhaps you could post a link to something. That would liven things up.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I would suggest a capilene-type material for underwear when climbing Everest.

Can you get it in pink with black bows? Little ones, not big ones.

ETA Damn you, b'n'b

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was under the impression that she eschewed the drugs. But perhaps I am wrong.

If you are wrong, then so am I. My recollection is that sunny told us that she was a Straight-Edge Chick.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Chef's Biggest Fan
. . . climbers do it with dangling nuts!

Well, one apparently does, at least.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Perhaps you could post a link to something. That would liven things up.

Apropos of nothing, if you go Not Commando on your date with the young boy (or, for that matter, on your possible date with the girl), I recommend the "Chick's Rule" underwear.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, if you go Not Commando on your date with the young boy (or, for that matter, on your possible date with the girl), I recommend the "Chick's Rule" underwear.

I have these. My favorite slogan underpants, though, are ones with a half eaten apple that say "take a bite."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have these. My favorite slogan underpants, though, are ones with a half eaten apple that say "take a bite."

Do they say that in front or in back. Cause in front is kinda sexy, but in back, it would just be "Bite my ass." Much less sexy. Unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Um, Hank, we're not at war with Eurasia. We never were.

Exactly. Eurasia has always been our ally. They have a surplus of shoes this year, I hear.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have these. My favorite slogan underpants, though, are ones with a half eaten apple that say "take a bite."

Nice. I saw some in a store wondow that said "Well, it isn't gonna lick itself..."

Very nice.

ETA: typos can ruin catchy slogans...

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Do they say that in front or in back. Cause in front is kinda sexy, but in back, it would just be "Bite my ass." Much less sexy. Unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

Are you clear on which part to bite?

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was under the impression that she eschewed the drugs. But perhaps I am wrong.

If you take drugs, you might as well shit on sunny's bed.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Perhaps you could post a link to something. That would liven things up.

These are supposed to give a more shapely ass.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Do they say that in front or in back. Cause in front is kinda sexy, but in back, it would just be "Bite my ass." Much less sexy. Unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

I could make a Mr Rimmer joke here, but instead I will make this my IotD

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, the lunchbox collector is leaving in two weeks to climb Mt Everest and i'm throwing him a party. Any good ideas on what write on top of the cake other than "I hope you don't fall in a crevasse"? Thus far I'm planning on "Summit or Bust--Best Wishes [Mr. Lunchbox collector]" but that's pretty lame...any clever ideas?

If you go to a lame mountaineering website, you can probably find all sorts of stupid bumperstickeresque things to say like "Mountain Men Do It Higher" or "Up, up and away," um, or not.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I could make a Mr Rimmer joke here, but instead I will make this my IotD

Admirable restraint. I commend you.