Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 111

str8outavannuys · 03-02-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice use of subjunctive, but you sound like an idiot. Out in NY or out in LA, it's not improbable to end up sitting near famous people. Just like in DC it's not improbable to end up sitting near elected/appointed officials, or to run into reporters seen on TV and stuff.

ETA why the hate for gwnc? everest have a teenie weenie and unfunny?

Indeed, and on flights from NYC to LA, the chances go up even more . . . so speaking of which, if anyone finds themselves at or near the Bryant Park hotel this weekend, go down to the bar and look for the 6'4" guy talking in a slight Canadian accent to his wife who's 4.5 months pregnant and oh-so-stylish about it. The password is "whatever happened to Pushy the Puppy."

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-02-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I was thinking about going back to blonde...it will make my lack of IQ points more appropriate, don't you think?

Those who want blonde and brunette pictures for reference, PT me.

I'm not sure what a PT is, but I'm willing to do it if you'll send me some pics.

dtb · 03-02-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

[ET fix misplaced apostrophe. Thank god dtb was offed by that serial killer last night and didn't have to witness this abomination.]

I can gaze upon you (and I see EVERYTHING) from Heaven. Happily for you, I'm much more forgiving in my new surroundings.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-02-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Okay, you smarty-pantses might already know this one, but I had to look it up as a result of a personal e-mail today. Fucking Harvard people with their fifty cent words in normal conversation.

erstwhile:

adv.
In the past; at a former time; formerly.

adj.
Former: our erstwhile companions.

Used in a sentence: I'm sorry that I will be dateless, having recently moved out of my own condo (temporarily) while my erstwhile girlfriend finds a new home.

Fucking Harvard people. What is so wrong with ex-girlfriend? Fuck you, Hank.

ncs
HVCC '91, Correspondence Law Degree '95

"How do you tell a Harvard man from the rest?

He's gets out of the shower to take a piss."

Yes, I'm rehashing old bits, but I love that one. My favorite horseshit words are:

sanguine
a fortiori
inter alia

Flinty_McFlint · 03-02-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
PM from Poster #2:

"He tasted good. Fava beans and rice... but fuck the chianti. I downed his liver with some fine Booker's."

Flinty, when is the reading again?

It's at 3:30 p.m. today, followed by the wife-consoling session at 4:30 p.m., then drinks and shuffleboard at 6:30 p.m.

str8outavannuys · 03-02-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Veritas that.

If you don't got the Lux, your Veritas sux.

By the way, I learned on Jeopardy this week that the Widener library was named for some fool who drowned when the Titanic went down like GWNC on a first date.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-02-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm not sure what a PT is, but I'm willing to do it if you'll send me some pics.

It's a 69 mixed with a Hot Plate. You sure you want that?

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-02-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ironweed would understand HVCC. I miss Ironweed. <sniff> Hope he left me something good in his FB will.

It's Ironweed?
Damn.

Who wants to buy some Canadian cigarettes?

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-02-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's a 69 mixed with a Hot Plate. You sure you want that?

Is the hot plate plugged in?

Flinty_McFlint · 03-02-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Sorry, I can't type and half listen to conference calls and spell all at the same time.

Notice she did not turn me down.

I was expecting a "I had Sunny side up, und I had Sunny side down, und I had Sunny all ze way around." But yours was funny too.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-02-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It's a 69 mixed with a Hot Plate. You sure you want that?

What's a Hot Plate?

A Hot Carl mixed with Arabian Goggles?

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's Ironweed?
Damn.

Who wants to buy some Canadian cigarettes?

I believe our erstwhile Ironweed's will includes a devise of those.

Hank Chinaski · 03-02-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What's a Hot Plate?

A felch performed with vibrator assistance.

rumpelmints · 03-02-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
so speaking of which, if anyone finds themselves at or near the Bryant Park hotel this weekend, go down to the bar and look for the 6'4" guy talking in a slight Canadian accent to his wife who's 4.5 months pregnant and oh-so-stylish about it. The password is "whatever happened to Pushy the Puppy."

Couldn't we just use the secret Yale handshake? Or does your wife not know about that little piece of your erstwhileyness?

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-02-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Was this your first since your husband? Wasn't strange grand? Doesn't monogamy suck ass?

I gotta dissent. I still like tagging my wife. Its a good gig. It's a like a set of old school blade irons. Sure, Pings are nice, but once you've got the swing down with the blades, it doesn't get any better.

And she looks good naked.