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03-23-2005, 05:16 PM
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#4561
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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American Idol
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh, there was pain. Lots and lots of pain. Sunlight hurt.
I wish I'd considered the Cathereine Zeta-Jones (non) resemblance yesterday when I got my hair cut. It's not exactly flowing right now.
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Please don't burst my balloons. If you don't resemble Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'll bet you're a dead ringer for Salma Hayek. Or maybe Rhona Mitra. |
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03-23-2005, 05:17 PM
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#4562
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Brains is genetic
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Clemens' Hummer stolen in Houston
Pitcher's son left car unlocked after driving to school.
Why. Why would you leave the Hummer unlocked?
"That Hummer was given to him by the New York Yankees for his 300th win."
Brawner said Clemens, who was at spring training with the Houston Astros in Florida, is offering a $10,000 reward for the vehicle's safe return and information about who took it. The Hummer contained all of Koby Clemens' baseball equipment for the high school team.
He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.
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Why, why would you want to drive (a) a Hummer and (b) anything orange? On behalf of people sharing his parking lot, I am happy it is not around and hope it ends up in a chop shop so it will never sully the streets of this earth again. |
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03-23-2005, 05:17 PM
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#4563
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Clemens' Hummer stolen in Houston
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I wanna know how you hide a stolen orange Hummer. |
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03-23-2005, 05:19 PM
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#4564
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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American Idol
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Please don't burst my balloons. If you don't resemble Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'll bet you're a dead ringer for Salma Hayek. Or maybe Rhona Mitra.
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If they are inflated like balloons, I suggest you see a doctor post haste. |
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03-23-2005, 05:20 PM
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#4565
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
I wanna know how you hide a stolen orange Hummer.
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In Houston????? It blends with all the other orange Hummers. |
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03-23-2005, 05:20 PM
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#4566
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
I wanna know how you hide a stolen orange Hummer.
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You haven't been to Houston lately, have you?
ETA: But it's nice to know that the police values the Hummer about the same as they do a murderer.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 03-23-2005 at 05:26 PM..
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03-23-2005, 05:26 PM
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#4567
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Brains is genetic
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why, why would you want to drive (a) a Hummer and (b) anything orange?
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I don't know about the Hummer, but chicks dig the General Lee.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dukes+of+hazard/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=128q1c0g7/EXP=1111699535/*-http%3A//www.gamemag.ru/pics/7980-dukesof%20hazard.jpg[/IMG]
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-23-2005, 05:35 PM
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#4568
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't know about the Hummer, but chicks dig the General Lee.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=dukes+of+hazard/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=128q1c0g7/EXP=1111699535/*-http%3A//www.gamemag.ru/pics/7980-dukesof%20hazard.jpg[/IMG]
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I think it's intended to be red, like the Confederate flag, and has just spent too much time in the sun. |
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03-23-2005, 05:44 PM
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#4569
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If they are inflated like balloons, I suggest you see a doctor post haste.
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I thought big was good, as long as the ratio was right. |
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03-23-2005, 05:46 PM
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#4570
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's intended to be red, like the Confederate flag, and has just spent too much time in the sun.
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Do you think the skinniest one is picking something out from between her teeth, or rubbing lipstick off them? |
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03-23-2005, 05:47 PM
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#4571
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I thought big was good, as long as the ratio was right.
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We don't much care about the size of the balloons, just the stick. And "inflated" just sounds bad. Though, it sounds less infected than "swollen." |
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03-23-2005, 05:48 PM
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#4572
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do you think the skinniest one is picking something out from between her teeth, or rubbing lipstick off them?
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The picture page is blocked for me at work. I am going on pure memory as to the appearance of the General Lee. |
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03-23-2005, 05:53 PM
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#4573
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Brains is genetic
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do you think the skinniest one is picking something out from between her teeth, or rubbing lipstick off them?
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Why do you have to condescend?
Those girls are just...Makin' their wayyyyyyyyyyy
The only way they know how...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-23-2005, 05:57 PM
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#4574
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Brains is genetic
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's intended to be red, like the Confederate flag, and has just spent too much time in the sun.
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That's it, missy.
Whatever Southern credentials you may have, hand 'em over. Birth certificate, residency, vacationing rights, day pass, anything -- surrender them today.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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03-23-2005, 06:03 PM
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#4575
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Suggested alternate avatar for ncs
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Alternate avatar? Why, bilmore, why? Because sometimes the pros wear a third jersey, doncha know. Anyway:
(Oh, and by the by, Glamour's "Ask Jake" dude is just plain wrong.)
(What? What's wrong with reading Glamour?)
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Is fine and all, but the massive-chain-restaurant uniform is too much a part of my persona. Viva la Fridays! |
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