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03-25-2005, 01:26 PM
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#4861
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Peeps
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I have never had a Peep
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I call bullshit. Who hasn't had a Peep?
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Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 03-25-2005 at 01:29 PM..
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03-25-2005, 01:27 PM
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#4862
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Peeps
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I call bullshit. Who hasn't has a Peep?
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Seriously, I had an opportunity last year when I brought home an Easter Basket given to me by someone (I think maybe a copy guy) and the husband ate the peeps before I could get to them. |
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03-25-2005, 01:29 PM
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#4863
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Peeps
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I call bullshit. Who hasn't has a Peep?
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Just a guess, but
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03-25-2005, 01:30 PM
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#4864
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Job Opening
And they just got a raise.
Malaysia's 50 executioners and floggers are to get a pay rise.
Specially selected prison staff will see their bonuses for each stroke they inflict rise by over 300%.
Hangmen will get a 60% rise to reflect the difficult nature of their job - receiving 500 ringgit ($131) instead of the current 300 ringgit.
Previously, officers only received only three ringgit ($0.80) for each blow they struck using a rotan, a heavy bamboo rod.
But now they will get 10 ringgit ($2.60).
Executioners will also enjoy a pay rise in a country which has hanged some 358 people over the last 24 years.
According to the prison service, few officers applied to be executioners and the country is experiencing a shortage.
However, flogging jobs are hotly contested, with only one in five applicants being accepted.
The service says only *hardened* staff are suitable.
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03-25-2005, 01:39 PM
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#4865
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Peeps
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Seriously, I had an opportunity last year when I brought home an Easter Basket given to me by someone (I think maybe a copy guy) and the husband ate the peeps before I could get to them.
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Since it is the season of blood and bunnies, did your husband follow the correct proedure for separating the peeps?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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03-25-2005, 01:53 PM
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#4866
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Peeps
It does not look to me like the 5th peep really survived. The one trussed up with no gauze. They could at least lay some gauze over its dead peep eyes.
Hank, you're the best. You'd be better than the best if you had an Easter bonnet instead of the Santa hat. |
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03-25-2005, 01:55 PM
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#4867
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Peeps
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It does not look to me like the 5th peep really survived. The one trussed up with no gauze. They could at least lay some gauze over its dead peep eyes.
Hank, you're the best. You'd be better than the best if you had an Easter bonnet instead of the Santa hat.
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Or maybe a Jesus Hank that rises from the dead on Sunday?
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03-25-2005, 01:56 PM
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#4868
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Rock and Blues cliches
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Rainbow?
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I feel very safe in saying that the phrase "since you been gone" has been used in at least a few hundred blues and rock tunes over the years. Trying to identify "the" song is pretty much like trying to identify "the" thing that will piss Thurgreed off.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-25-2005, 01:56 PM
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#4869
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Peeps
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or maybe a Jesus Hank that rises from the dead on Sunday?
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Check with Free Terri!, Hank. Em's iconography library probably rivals those of the stock photo houses.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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03-25-2005, 01:57 PM
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#4870
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Peeps
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or maybe a Jesus Hank that rises from the dead on Sunday?
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thank you. Fringey forgets this is ultimately a religous holiday.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-25-2005, 01:57 PM
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#4871
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Peeps
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Or maybe a Jesus Hank that rises from the dead on Sunday?
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Enh. Let's give him Sunday off and let him stay that way.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-25-2005, 01:59 PM
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#4872
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Heat of the Moment
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Take it off and destroy it, or you will turn into Gollum or something. Christ.
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I was in a bar last night getting some dinner and I saw your good twin. I did a genuine spit take. Fortunately, I had finished my martini and it was just with a glass of wine.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-25-2005, 02:00 PM
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#4873
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Heat of the Moment
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I was in a bar last night getting some dinner and I saw your good twin. I did a genuine spit take. Fortunately, I had finished my martini and it was just with a glass of wine.
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I don't even get this. |
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03-25-2005, 02:00 PM
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#4874
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Peeps
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Enh. Let's give him Sunday off and let him stay that way.
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Okay GGG. Now here's your chance to prove you've changed and will be my loyal dog. I want you to have a flame war with Shapey- Bark for me G, arf arf!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-25-2005, 02:00 PM
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#4875
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Peeps
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
thank you. Fringey forgets this is ultimately a religous holiday.
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Um, Santa hat? I was going with your irreligiosity. |
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