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03-25-2005, 03:42 PM
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#4891
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This explains the Rob Lowe conflict.
ETA that Rob Lowe, by the way, was in the Hotel New Hampshire. Freaky. And to say that I did not mean to kill the Board.
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I honestly didn't know they made it into a movie. Who greenlit(lighted?) that? The same person who greenlit(lighted?) Breakfast of Champions?
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03-25-2005, 03:44 PM
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#4892
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Rock and Blues cliches
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ass countless cabbies like to say, kiss my ass, you motherfuck!
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Happy Friday, Skinny.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-25-2005, 03:47 PM
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#4893
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I honestly didn't know they made it into a movie. Who greenlit(lighted?) that? The same person who greenlit(lighted?) Breakfast of Champions?
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It sucked. The whole woman in a bear costume thing didn't translate well to the screen. Utterly fucking preposterous.
I don't hold out much hope for Owen Meany. I WILL PROBABLY NOT GO SEE IT! |
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03-25-2005, 03:50 PM
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#4894
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Stunt penis
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
It sucked. The whole woman in a bear costume thing didn't translate well to the screen. Utterly fucking preposterous.
I don't hold out much hope for Owen Meany. I WILL PROBABLY NOT GO SEE IT!
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Is it sad that this made me laugh, Slim Pickens?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-25-2005, 03:51 PM
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#4895
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Stunt penis
From what I can see, she's not very good at it.
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03-25-2005, 03:52 PM
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#4896
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
From what I can see, she's not very good at it.
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Swallowing?
Or blowing?
She's kind of knob bobber, i.e., she really only puts the head, and not much else, in her mouth.*
*from what I recall
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-25-2005, 03:56 PM
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#4897
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Swallowing?
Or blowing?
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Both.
No hand action. She didn't seem like she was into it at all. Not much moaning. Her up, down left a lot to be desired and her ball play was non-existent.
When she was swallowing, she wasn't moving up and down at all. That's a fucking crime. She stops workin' it when it feels best? She should be blacklisted by the Academy.
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03-25-2005, 03:57 PM
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#4898
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it sad that this made me laugh, Slim Pickens?
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As far as I know, I have never revealed on this Board whether or not I am in that category. |
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03-25-2005, 03:59 PM
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#4899
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As far as I know, I have never revealed on this Board whether or not I am in that category.
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I don't think any FBetty has revealed herself to be a Coltrane assfuckee.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-25-2005, 04:01 PM
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#4900
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As far as I know, I have never revealed on this Board whether or not I am in that category.
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What category? |
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03-25-2005, 04:01 PM
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#4901
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Moderator
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Location: State of Chaos
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think any FBetty has revealed herself to be a Coltrane assfuckee.
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You said "a," not "my." |
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03-25-2005, 04:03 PM
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#4902
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You said "a," not "my."
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Anyway, it's Friday, so I'm not wearing any panties.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-25-2005, 04:11 PM
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#4903
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Stunt penis
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyway, it's Friday, so I'm not wearing any panties.
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That is so hot.
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03-25-2005, 04:20 PM
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#4904
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Stunt penis
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
It sucked. The whole woman in a bear costume thing didn't translate well to the screen. Utterly fucking preposterous.
I don't hold out much hope for Owen Meany. I WILL PROBABLY NOT GO SEE IT!
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that was Nastassja Kinski, wasn't it. I also saw that movie at summer camp. wtf |
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03-25-2005, 04:28 PM
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#4905
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Stunt penis
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
her ball play was non-existent.
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Can we get a show of hands? How many do NOT like ball play and how many say it is necessary? |
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