Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you talking about penises or brontasaurus burgers?

TM

The one I chew.

ETA DAMMIT I should have said "mmmmm, burger"

[Shape Shifter]

I was wasting my time trying to read the completely unreadable philalawyer, a blog obviously written by a hallucinating hack, and out of boredom clicked the "Next Blog" button. This work of genius is what came up:

"I had an interesting thought today while sitting at the Sales Intelligence Summit 2005.

It was extremely insightful. I would encourage anyone in sales or business management to try and attend next year's.

So I was looking around the room at the various individuals present. Women, men, old, young, fat, thin, tall, harry, and from all different ethnic and cultural backgrounds. I thought to myself...with all the hatred, division, disputation and disparate thought in this world, what could bring all these people together in such a peaceful setting?

My skin began to tingle...chills went down my spine...my hair stood up...tears began to swell in my eyes...I had my answer!

It wasn't love, service, religion, or brotherhood. It wasn't a political move... It wasn't altruistic in nature.

No, the one element in life that crosses all borders and penetrates every soul on earth is none other than my personal best friend....MONEY.

Everyone in that room recognized the necessity and utility associated with money, and everyone in there had flown planes, driven cars, cancelled meetings and joined together in search of more.

What a wonderful world :-) "

http://clintcarlos.blogspot.com/

Name:
clint carlos
Location:
Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
I'm a graduate from Brigham Young University's Marriott School of Management. I grew up in Keizer, Oregon where I learned to dream big.



Nice to know there's good stuff to counterbalance that philalawyer drivel.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think Misty is a horse. A wild horse. Who lives in a place I can't spell.

Misty is a porn star. Duh.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Nah. You just need to admit on-board to a dream in which TM plays with your breasts.

I've tried that, several times now. I'm thinking that there's some minimal threshold of posts before I make it on TM's radar screen. Me, I'm hoping for a line where I rip someone's face off, but it'll probably end up being something about being locked in Sebby's basement.

I had a dream that TM played with my breasts. Except TM was Jennifer Love Hewitt, my breasts were my penis and I was standing in sort of sun-god robe on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I had a dream that TM played with my breasts. Except TM was Jennifer Love Hewitt, my breasts were my penis and I was standing in sort of sun-god robe on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

I don't get it. Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the few confirmed butterfaces that is a household name from television. She is a butterface bc she has an ugly face paired with a set of disproportionately and reporteldy real knockers.

You are an admitted leg guy who isnt into TITS. SHe is probably like four foot eight in person. So what gives?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't get it. Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the few confirmed butterfaces that is a household name from television. She is a butterface bc she has an ugly face paired with a set of disproportionately and reporteldy real knockers.

You are an admitted leg guy who isnt into TITS. SHe is probably like four foot eight in person. So what gives?

I wasn't expecting this type of analysis. However, I reluctantly admit that I find her attractive. But I'm pretty sure it's because she reminds me of a girl I used to date.

Of course, I also find Penelope Cruz attractive, and many people think she's a butterface, too.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Chincoteague. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...319313-9623860

I don't remember reading Misty of chinco whatever, but I did read the story of the Godolphin Arabain (listed in the what other people who bought this bought part).

ETA now this song is in my head, because windy and misty are really the same thing.

Who’s tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who’s reaching out to capture a rainbow
Everyone knows it’s Windy

Misty is the name of the woman who was in playboy that i am apparently the omplete opposite of.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You probably know this, but it is my understanding that you want to be positioned so that there's not as much of an angle between the mouth and the throat, and that when you feel it hitting the back push harder and swallow. Probably you should be holding your breath at least to start with, because if you are breathing the opening to the trachea, not the throat, would be what is available. The muscle that holds the throat opening closed/trachea opening open must be pretty tight, so since you can't go in and kind of pre-loosen, it seems like some pushing might be involved.

Not that I've put any thought into this.

When I was in junior high, there was this one girl who no one never really noticed much, and then she sang "A Little Respect" at a talent show one time wearing a tight sweater. All the guys noticed her after that.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Favorite SI girl of all time:



Best Cover:



TM

OK, so I'm reading this at home and I click on the Elle MacPherson picture, and my oldest boy is walking by the computer and sees it, and do you know what he says?

"Is that you?"


Now, is that a wonderful child, or is that a wonderful child?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I had a dream that TM played with my breasts. Except TM was Jennifer Love Hewitt, my breasts were my penis and I was standing in sort of sun-god robe on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

Whoa. I had the exact same dream. Except for the Jennifer Love Hewitt playing with my penis part. Or the sun-god part. Or the pyramid or thousand naked screaming women part. But the pickle thing was EERILY DEAD ON!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Whoa. I had the exact same dream. Except for the Jennifer Love Hewitt playing with my penis part. Or the sun-god part. Or the pyramid or thousand naked screaming women part. But the pickle thing was EERILY DEAD ON!

I am having a dream about reading a post about a dream like that right now.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
OK, so I'm reading this at home and I click on the Elle MacPherson picture, and my oldest boy is walking by the computer and sees it, and do you know what he says?

"Is that you?"

This is a much better comment than "Whoa. Nice TITS, mom!"

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
We did the Easter Service at Glide. Then we had cocktails at Pier 23. I don't remember much after that but lets just say, he is still as smooth as a baby's bottom. We missed you.

I suggest someone start dredging the Bay.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
hahahahaha, I don't even know what this is. So it's not in my head.

click at your own risk

Then buy a toyota.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not really sure what goes on. I guess it hits the back of my throat and I can't figure out how to make it go any further. practice, I suppose.

Or you could just go out with Shape shifter- problem solved!