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04-01-2005, 10:19 AM
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#571
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I think because it's all about relaxation - and excited isn't relaxed.
Look, I'm just passing on information provided. It all seems totally effortless when done by someone who can.
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QED
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-01-2005, 10:23 AM
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#572
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Or you could just go out with Shape shifter- problem solved!
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ZING!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-01-2005, 10:34 AM
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#573
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Not All That
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Originally posted by dtb
OK, so I'm reading this at home and I click on the Elle MacPherson picture, and my oldest boy is walking by the computer and sees it, and do you know what he says?
"Is that you?"
Now, is that a wonderful child, or is that a wonderful child?
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I'd suggest an avatar change.
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04-01-2005, 10:39 AM
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#574
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'd suggest an avatar change.
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I'd suggest one for you as well.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-01-2005, 11:05 AM
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#575
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Registered User
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Not All That
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I'd suggest one for you as well.
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I'm not sure I get the point, but what the hell.
(People, I'm starting to yearn for the days of Hank's Gilligan insults - they were better than this dreck even the hundredth time around. Idiots.)
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04-01-2005, 11:18 AM
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#576
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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All That and a bag of Fritos
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'm not sure I get the point, but what the hell.
(People, I'm starting to yearn for the days of Hank's Gilligan insults - they were better than this dreck even the hundredth time around. Idiots.)
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Hmmm. Now that I see the picture in black-and-white, the resemblance is unCANNY!
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04-01-2005, 11:30 AM
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#577
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-01-2005, 11:30 AM
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#578
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Location: On the margins.
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All That and a bag of Fritos
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Originally posted by dtb
Hmmm. Now that I see the picture in black-and-white, the resemblance is unCANNY!
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Perhaps so, but the black-and-white is non-distinct. Or so I've heard.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-01-2005, 11:34 AM
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Rageaholic
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'm not sure I get the point, but what the hell.
(People, I'm starting to yearn for the days of Hank's Gilligan insults - they were better than this dreck even the hundredth time around. Idiots.)
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No, you didn't.
(And str8 isn't using his Napoleon Dynamite avatar anymore. Maybe he'll let you have it.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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04-01-2005, 11:48 AM
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#580
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Or maybe I just need Google Gulp
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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04-01-2005, 11:57 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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those wacky Canadians and their harmless, yet refreshing sense of humor. A few years ago on April 1, a Canadian newsmagazine radio show which is very very serious did an interview with Jimmy Carter in which the host insulted him throughout the whole interview. e.g. "What does a peanut farmer really know about democracy and election fairness?" And "Jimmy" would answer earnestly. People were totally fooled.
I have a few things to report: (1) my blowjob technique is improving - I don't know what happened, but it was a lot easier last night. Yay!
Actually just one thing to report.
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04-01-2005, 12:11 PM
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#582
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Ouch - that's gotta hurt
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Actually that wa sjust a setup fot the G insult- but its nice to know I'm getting across on 2 intellectual levels. It's like the old Batman show.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-01-2005, 12:25 PM
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#583
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The Lemonheads version? BTW, where can I find a copy of that version?
A propos of, well, that,
Na, Na, Na . . . na, na, n-na, na, nah. Can't get you out of my head.
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The ultra-slow Flaming Lips version?
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04-01-2005, 12:26 PM
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#584
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Parody
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Nah. You just need to admit on-board to a dream in which TM plays with your breasts.
I've tried that, several times now. I'm thinking that there's some minimal threshold of posts before I make it on TM's radar screen. Me, I'm hoping for a line where I rip someone's face off, but it'll probably end up being something about being locked in Sebby's basement.
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We should start the League of Westside Posters Scorned by TM. LWPSTM -- kinda catchy, nu?
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04-01-2005, 12:32 PM
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#585
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Ahhh, the Toronto Star. Somewhere between reputable journalism and tabloid shlock, you'll find The Star. Though that line about Fez is pretty funny stuff.
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