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05-04-2005, 05:52 PM
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#4726
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 261
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Like, true love
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was told the guy who married Star Jones also had his own money, maybe not as much as her, but still had some. Thought it was more about being famous or something, which I thought was the same sort of vibe with the Paris'isssesss.
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Big Gay Al used to be a banker and [apparently] was well compensated. He no longer works -- don't know if he wanted to jump on the Star gravy train or if he was let go from the bank for cruising the concourse at the World Financial Center.*
*I never saw BGA cruising the WFC, but I've heard rumors from not-so-reliable sources. Perhaps those of us who work down there can confirm. Anyone?
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05-04-2005, 05:53 PM
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#4727
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Set your Tivos
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does anyone else find it absolutely fucking hysterical that she spelled the link wrong?
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It's like a fucking homage.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 05-04-2005 at 05:55 PM..
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05-04-2005, 05:53 PM
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#4728
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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*sniff*
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe we need more lube. And to go a little slower.
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You'd think by now it would be hot-dog-in-a-hallway status, i.e., frictionless.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-04-2005, 05:54 PM
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#4729
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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*sniff*
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe we need more lube. And to go a little slower.
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Peter Griffin voice: "Uhh ohhh!"
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-04-2005, 05:54 PM
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#4730
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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*sniff*
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You'd think by now it would be hot-dog-in-a-hallway status, i.e., frictionless.
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My ass?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-04-2005, 05:54 PM
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#4731
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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People let me put you wise
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
"Round round get-around, Sidd gets around"
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Keep away from run-around Sidd.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-04-2005, 06:01 PM
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#4732
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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*sniff*
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You'd think by now it would be hot-dog-in-a-hallway status, i.e., frictionless.
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Wouldn't you be able to at least get partial friction if you rubbed the hot dog back and forth across the wall or floor of the hallway? Or maybe the ceiling?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-04-2005, 06:01 PM
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#4733
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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*sniff*
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Peter Griffin voice: "Uhh ohhh!"
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"Meredith, puuusshhh!"
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05-04-2005, 06:01 PM
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#4734
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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*sniff*
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My ass?
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I was just continuing fringey's metaphor...sorry, I'll pull out.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-04-2005, 06:04 PM
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#4735
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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*sniff*
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"Meredith, puuusshhh!"
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You, missy, are going straight to hell for putting that voice and that image in my head in that context.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-04-2005, 06:04 PM
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#4736
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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*sniff*
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Wouldn't you be able to at least get partial friction if you rubbed the hot dog back and forth across the wall or floor of the hallway? Or maybe the ceiling?
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It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-04-2005, 06:05 PM
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#4737
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Amazon
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Coming soon to a lawtalkers link near you...
Wine.
SEATTLE — Amazon.com has launched a partnership with Internet wine retailer Wine.com, hoping to move more wine shoppers online and capitalize on one of the last major retail markets that hasn't yet made a big splash on the Internet.
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Do they know something about the Supreme Court that we don't?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-04-2005, 06:07 PM
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#4738
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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*sniff*
If they're deleting the funny stuff, why link?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-04-2005, 06:08 PM
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#4739
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Amazon
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Do they know something about the Supreme Court that we don't?
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Fuck the Supremes.
And tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. No memo yet as to whether or not we can bring tequila to work.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-04-2005, 06:11 PM
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#4740
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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*sniff*
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If they're deleting the funny stuff, why link?
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They didn't delete any of my posts. Hey, wait . . .
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