Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Dualit]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Listening to Erasure is the sonic equivalent of a man wearing nipple clamps and an anal filler.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It ain't bad on the little girls who work it. Ikinda dig the way those sweatsuits grasp the ass, but the ones with the words all over the ass look stupid. Interferes with my ability to study the contours of the wearer's ass, thereby frsutrating the entire purpose of such body flattering clothing.

In our neck of the woods, it's a popular mother-daughter thing. Nothing is quite as pathetic as a 36 year old mom dressing the same way as her 12 year old daughter, thinking it makes them both look hot.

[lactation lover]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So yesterday I got an issue of Parents Magazine in the mail. I'm not sure where it came from - it's not really my speed, although I guess at some point I should probably to do some reading about this whole parenting thing beyond researching the best 529 plans.

Anyway, Seb, there was an essay in there just ripe for your upchucked profundities -- by a woman who nursed her children until they were past 5 years old. The woman has three kids, the oldest a teen, and has basically been continually nursing for 15 years. She attributes the closeness of her family to her nursing her kids that long. I think she's a lactation addict.

Did it have her name, I'd like to meet her. Does she outsource her boobs?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???

Interesting. I have had Chains of Love in my head for a while. Plus Blondie's Atomic. It's a frenzy. ERISA just can't compete.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the gays dig the tank top and the Freddie Mercury look? Most gays have pretty good taste. Whats with the Judas Priest attire fixation and the exposed armpit hair? Fucking nasty.

Yeah. You'd think they'd have the good taste to wear pink pants and polo shirts. And tassel loafers without socks.

The tank tops make them look like busboys on their day off.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She likes my tits. I'll see what I can do.

For the entertainment of the board.

Streaming video....dcchef@justice.com.... You know the deal.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The tank tops make them look like busboys on their day off.

La puerta está abierta.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Here I am!

I'm just trying to get over my hurt that all that time I thought Wonk was flirting with me, he was only kidding.

No, honey. You're the one who can't be too sure.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Again with the psychic thing. Why have I had an Erasure song in my head for the past three days? I don't think I've heard it anywhere.

I've tried to discover/a little something to make things sweeter/so baby refrain/from breaking my he-ah-ah-art/I'm so in love with you/I'll be forever true/What religion or reason/ would drive a man to forsake his lover ...

And why the fuck do I know these lyrics???

And why in the nale all that's merciful and good and true would you want to inflict them on all of us? Until today, I thought I had left Erasure behind in the vast radio wasteland that is Houston.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah. You'd think they'd have the good taste to wear pink pants and polo shirts. And tassel loafers without socks.

The tank tops make them look like busboys on their day off.

Three things:

1. I do not wear tassel loafers;

2. My wife is 33, and those pants look pretty good on her; and

3. Your daughter is cheap.

Oh, and socks in the summer are for actuarials.*

* Unless you're wearing a suit of course.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
And why in the nale all that's merciful and good and true would you want to inflict them on all of us? Until today, I thought I had left Erasure behind in the vast radio wasteland that is Houston.

It was really aimed at Sebby for that welcome my old friends to the fucking song that never ends its running loop in your head that consists only of the opening line.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
The funny thing is that if she gave it to you now, you might think it was a threat. "Here, Dad, eat this, it'll be good for you"

She's 16. If she were to give me anything as a birthday present, I'd wonder what she'd done that I haven't caught her at yet.

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrong. Lo-berry started very strong but has fallen off the radar completely. Almost as disappointing as Dave Chappelle checking into a hospital. The pressure of the strong promise.

I ain't finished yet....cocaine's a hell of a drug!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Three things:

1. I do not wear tassel loafers;

2. My wife is 33, and those pants look pretty good on her; and

3. Your daughter is cheap.

Oh, and socks in the summer are for actuarials.*

* Unless you're wearing a suit of course.

1. Yet;

2. I thought the pink pants were yours, she looks better without them on; and

3. How much allowance did you get at age two, Daddy Bigbucks?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was really aimed at Sebby for that welcome my old friends to the fucking song that never ends its running loop in your head that consists only of the opening line.

But I know no Erasure off the top of my head, so I can't get stuck in your torture loop.

But, yes, you just succeeded in sticking that fucking ELP dirge back into my skull...