Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 69

Hank Chinaski · 06-15-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does the artificial vagina come with a pistol? Because when you've hit that nadir, its time to consider just ending things. I can see banging a blow up doll (had a buddy in college who did that for cash... those photos will haunt him...[why his fraternity brothers paid for that act still troubles me]). There's some comedy and a "hey, I tried that" factor to such an act. Shit, you could use such an experience as an anecdote of a sort at the right sort of party... But the "pocket pussy" (which is improerly named, BTW) is the sort of thing you get when you're a 359lb mailman on disability, burning his days watching Skinemax and dreaming of "someday getting that RV running and going to see Montana." Its just time to end things.

Why not? Dan Ackroyd said on Letterman that he looks forward to seeing Belushi "on the other side." Sounds better than screwing a pocket pussy. But I wonder what age you are and what you look like after "crossing over"? I sent an email to the folks who write the "Left Behind" books looking for an answer. Tim LaHaye didn't answer, except to say we're all nude. I don't want to see Tim LaHaye nude. Which makes me very glad I'm an incorrigible sinner.

You should be more sensitive. Fringey is thinking of dating an artificial tongue, and maybe the guy with the pocket pussy is just getting off while waiting for something better- like back when we flipped coins to see who got spooky's sister first.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 06-15-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My one regret from one of the Universities I attended is that I never fucked anyone in the library.

At last - a good reason to go to reunions!

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-15-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There was a time when I would have taken the bourbon and blow over oral sex, any day. This is no longer that time.

Take all three. Besides, he's all wired up... he can't fuck for shit. He's got to give the oral.

ABBAKiss · 06-15-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd like to pause here and thank all of the guys that have given me head. I've been very lucky.

Yes. I add thanks to the women who have given me head. I heart oral.

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Take all three. Besides, he's all wired up... he can't fuck for shit. He's got to give the oral.

The last time this was an option, I was 21. God, I need to be 21 again.

robustpuppy · 06-15-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Imagine high speed ADD coupled with aninsatiable appetitie to constantly be entertained. ... My "college prism" isn't pining for college so much as pining for some revelatory in the same way college was revelatory, something to grab me by the balls and interest me every day. Something stimulating.

You should ditch the job, sell the house and cars and all the trappings, and buy a big sailboat, and operate charter tours in the South Pacific with your wife. Only take bookings from people who seem a little fucked up. Arrange your guests like you're casting a season of Survivor or The Real World.

ltl/fb · 06-15-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The last time this was an option, I was 21. God, I need to be 21 again.

Date (or "date") people under 25.

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My one regret from one of the Universities I attended is that I never fucked anyone in the library.

My boyfriend my senior year in college was an athlete. We fucked just about everywhere on campus that we could find his jersey number, including every classroom with that number and that particular yard line in the Carrier Dome.

I still think of him whenever I catch a glance of the clock and the minutes are that number.

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Date (or "date") people under 25.

Can they not talk? Like ever? Cause then this might be a workable solution.

Hank Chinaski · 06-15-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My one regret from one of the Universities I attended is that I never fucked anyone in the library.

I was only IN the library twice. It's why I can't discuss Hagel

ltl/fb · 06-15-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can they not talk? Like ever? Cause then this might be a workable solution.

Talking is a problem. But, given the booze and blow, will it really bother you that much if they do talk?

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Talking is a problem. But, given the booze and blow, will it really bother you that much if they do talk?

Is all the booze and blow for me?

If so, I can manage.

Shape Shifter · 06-15-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Actually, those college arch conservatives get some serious trim. Really. And it's the kind that shaves & bathes. Whether that's a cause or an effect of getting all Young Reganite, I don't know.

That said, 2 on all college students shutting the fuck up about anything political or economic because they are complete morons. Go to a diner or coffee house and argue about Hagel and Pinter, that's what college is for, and all college has taught you about. And that quiet literature student in the baggy sweater in the corner? She's super freaky, and she will fuck you until you go blind.

I was in a conservative fraternity on a conservative campus. Of the 200 or so guys in my frat over that time, I think there were maybe 2 open Democrats, and they came from politically prominent families. The guys I knew, including those active in conservative politics, were just like regular college students. They drank, did drugs, had sex, and assisted in getting their girlfriends abortions when pregnancy ensued. One was regularly introduced at Republican gatherings as the future governor (presumably this stopped later when he came out of the closet). Most of them were conservatives simply because that is the way they were raised.

However, I did know some genuine freaks. One summer, I worked in the oilfields in East Texas. Also working there were 2 other guys from my school, each from separate, but respectable, fraternities. One (whom I'll call "Charles") was a genuine bible thumper whose dad was a high-ranking executive in my mom's company, so I had to be nice to him. The three of us would hit the bars together after work. Charles didn't drink, which is fine, except he had to call attention to it. We'd order beers and Charles would announce brightly, "I'll have a beeeeeeeeeg glass of ice water!"

One night Charles & I went cruising Highway 80 (small town, not much else to do). We met some girls, picked up some beer and followed them back to their apartment. Charles went back into the bedroom with one, while I made out with the other one on the sofa. Pretty soon, Charles came out of the bedroom, said I needed to take him home, and stormed out to the car.

I was pretty pissed that he was interfering with my fun, but I went out to the car to see what was wrong. Turns out he had just lost his virginity and needed to go home to shower. He felt dirty.

Hank Chinaski · 06-15-2005, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was in a conservative fraternity on a conservative campus. Of the 200 or so guys in my frat over that time, I think there were maybe 2 open Democrats, and they came from politically prominent families. The guys I knew, including those active in conservative politics, were just like regular college students. They drank, did drugs, had sex, and assisted in getting their girlfriends abortions when pregnancy ensued. One was regularly introduced at Republican gatherings as the future governor (presumably this stopped later when he came out of the closet). Most of them were conservatives simply because that is the way they were raised.

However, I did know some genuine freaks. One summer, I worked in the oilfields in East Texas. Also working there were 2 other guys from my school, each from separate, but respectable, fraternities. One (whom I'll call "Charles") was a genuine bible thumper whose dad was a high-ranking executive in my mom's company, so I had to be nice to him. The three of us would hit the bars together after work. Charles didn't drink, which is fine, except he had to call attention to it. We'd order beers and Charles would announce brightly, "I'll have a beeeeeeeeeg glass of ice water!"

One night Charles & I went cruising Highway 80 (small town, not much else to do). We met some girls, picked up some beer and followed them back to their apartment. Charles went back into the bedroom with one, while I made out with the other one on the sofa. Pretty soon, Charles came out of the bedroom, said I needed to take him home, and stormed out to the car.

I was pretty pissed that he was interfering with my fun, but I went out to the car to see what was wrong. Turns out he had just lost his virginity and needed to go home to shower. He felt dirty.

If you think you made this anon enough that people can't guess who "Chuck" is you're life achievment dumb award should be in the mail

Shape Shifter · 06-15-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you think you made this anon enough that people can't guess who "Chuck" is you're life achievment dumb award should be in the mail

Sorry to out you, Hank.