Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A snowball probably would feel good on my sunburn.

Were you sunbathing topless?

My pants just got smaller.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not that I ever have sex, or anything, but if I were to do so, spermicide would be banned.

Translation: I just made Mantrapper, Class B.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think the mess is kind of fun.

Shall we meet for coffee?

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You are still in the running towards becoming The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster. We have some fabulous prizes. A one year's supply of Trojan's "But I Didn't Catch Your Name" brand condoms, a photo shoot with world famous Playboy photographer Thurgreed Marshall, a glamorous spread in Juggs magazine and a threesome with two other FB Posters - Ms Vain FB and NFH - in the backseat of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. Good luck.

I once won what was described as a "year's supply" of trojan condoms. This was from a sports radio show that nobody here probably ever heard,* -- along with a portable radio and $100. The year's supply turned out to be somewhere around 550.

*the show was called "Farrell on the Bench," and I won this prize package for calling in with a story about having been at a 2-Live Crew show earlier that night (this was in 1996, long after their heyday), and describing a fight that broke out on stage between Luke Skywalker and one of the guys from an opening act who was trying to get on stage and maul the girl-hoochie dancers during "Put it in the Buck." The cops came in pumping shotguns and the place emptied out.

I've won all sorts of random free shit in my day -- time to get back into that I think.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shall we meet for coffee?

TM

I take it black and sweet.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I once won what was described as a "year's supply" of trojan condoms. This was from a sports radio show that nobody here probably ever heard,* -- along with a portable radio and $100. The year's supply turned out to be somewhere around 550.

How long did the year's supply last?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. In Grade 13 (hi Str8!) my nickname was Nympho, and I was by no means the slutiest girl. And years of hard work went into achieving that nickname.

You and your friends would have livened up our drama/improv-crowd parties quite a bit. Jacob Pendergrast playing guitar while Nadia and Emma sing "Closer to Fire" gets stale after the 40th time. Except for Jake, who got a lot of ass that way.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
How long did the year's supply last?

They weren't the large/magnum size, so I had to give them away to my brother and other law school classmates.

Related story; my employer ordered 50,000 condoms as a promotional college campus give-away to promote one of our movies (released last year -- it contained one of the more prominent puppet-sex scenes in recent film history). The condoms did not clearly identify the manufacturer. Worried about liability (we'd get sued, rather than the manufacturer, for product defects), we decided not to use them. Instead, we break open a box in meetings from time to time and separate them from their outer cardboard packaging (that identifies the movie and the studio), and once separated, we're going to donate the plastic-wrapped condoms to charity. One of the groups that's helping us do the separation is a local order of nuns.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ah, you make the mantrapping so easy. A girl can just put her feet up and relax!

Or just swim in PLF's sea of ejaculate.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I take it black and sweet.

Then you really ought not to meet TM.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
One of the groups that's helping us do the separation is a local order of nuns.

Nun sex is hottt.

ETA:
The amount and variety of sacrilogious stuff that is pulled up by a google images search of the words "nun sex" is truly disturbing.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
They weren't the large/magnum size, so I had to give them away to my brother and other law school classmates.
.

Translation: I had 548 of them when I realized they were well past the expiry date.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ah, you make the mantrapping so easy. A girl can just put her feet up and relax!

Or close her eyes and think of England, as the case may be.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...

When you're done, work, from base to tip, the excess jizz out of the jizz tunnel located on the underside of your dick like it was a push pop. I do this every time. No leakage.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Nun sex is hottt.

ETA:
The amount and variety of sacrilogious stuff that is pulled up by a google images search of the words "nun sex" is truly disturbing.