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08-12-2005, 03:38 PM
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#721
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Location: Flyover land
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Do you suppose Sadie Allison's mother is proud that her daughter is a penis genius?
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Would her mother prefer that her daughter be a penis moron?
Oh right, it's bad to talk about sex and/or teach/learn good technique. Sex is dirty and bad and should be done as quickly and quietly as possible with minimum contact in absolute darkness.
I see how you ended up married to that guy. |
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08-12-2005, 03:42 PM
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#722
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would her mother prefer that her daughter be a penis moron?
Oh right, it's bad to talk about sex and/or teach/learn good technique. Sex is dirty and bad and should be done as quickly and quietly as possible with minimum contact in absolute darkness.
I see how you ended up married to that guy.
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Oh, please. Would you want to discuss blowjob tips with your mother? |
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08-12-2005, 03:44 PM
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#723
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would her mother prefer that her daughter be a penis moron?
Oh right, it's bad to talk about sex and/or teach/learn good technique. Sex is dirty and bad and should be done as quickly and quietly as possible with minimum contact in absolute darkness.
I see how you ended up married to that guy.
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I was actually thinking that my mother would go around telling people that I'd been called a penis genius if I had been. Although I think I'd prefer penis afficianado.
eta: Oh, yeah. What NotBob said.... |
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08-12-2005, 03:45 PM
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#724
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, please. Would you want to discuss blowjob tips with your mother?
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TM's moms gave me some solid pointers. I think I know where he got that list of instructions. |
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08-12-2005, 03:45 PM
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#725
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, please. Would you want to discuss blowjob tips with your mother?
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No, but that's a distinguishable issue, Mr. Not That Fond Of Oral Anyway. |
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08-12-2005, 03:48 PM
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#726
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's in the GA Constitution, or one of the amendments thereto.
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Possibly a penumbra.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-12-2005, 03:52 PM
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#727
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, but that's a distinguishable issue, Mr. Not That Fond Of Oral Anyway.
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Ahem. It's Mr. Not That Fond Of Receiving Oral Anyway, if you please. It's right there on my FB curriculum vitae, between "likes angst-ridden chick music" and "uses compliments of hairstyles as a pick-up line." |
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08-12-2005, 03:53 PM
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#728
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Registered User
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Location: Flyover land
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ahem. It's Mr. Not That Fond Of Receiving Oral Anyway, if you please. It's right there on my FB curriculum vitae, between "likes angst-ridden chick music" and "uses compliments of hairstyles as a pick-up line."
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That's what I meant, and merely reinforces your lack of qualifications in the area. |
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08-12-2005, 03:54 PM
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#729
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Moral Dilemma
At our work functions, we are given 2 drink tickets. I'm not sure if this is for liability reasons or just to save money, though given the parties we used to have, I suspect the latter. Our group admin left the roll of drink tickets on her desk and she is gone for the day. How many should I take?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-12-2005, 03:55 PM
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#730
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Moral Dilemma
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
At our work functions, we are given 2 drink tickets. I'm not sure if this is for liability reasons or just to save money, though given the parties we used to have, I suspect the latter. Our group admin left the roll of drink tickets on her desk and she is gone for the day. How many should I take?
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Are they numbered?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-12-2005, 03:57 PM
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#731
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
TM's moms gave me some solid pointers. I think I know where he got that list of instructions.
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You got that backwards.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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#732
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Mets
If any of you guys saw last night's game, that was the worst outfield collision I have ever seen. I gasped. Poor Mikey - is he done for the year?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 08-12-2005 at 04:29 PM..
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08-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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#733
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Sports Trim
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08-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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#734
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Moral Dilemma
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
At our work functions, we are given 2 drink tickets. I'm not sure if this is for liability reasons or just to save money, though given the parties we used to have, I suspect the latter. Our group admin left the roll of drink tickets on her desk and she is gone for the day. How many should I take?
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You should get a new job. |
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08-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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#735
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You probably wax your car and would go all nuts if her water broke on it...
"My fuckin' IROC!!!!!!"
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So long as the puertoricandice stayed fuzzy, I dont expect an incurable problem. |
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