Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by nononono
I wonder how that is possible, considering she always said it was just her naturally fast metabolism and that she wasn't capable of being less thin.

She is 35, so maybe, like many other mere mortals, her natural metabolism is slowing.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
I wonder how that is possible, considering she always said it was just her naturally fast metabolism and that she wasn't capable of being less thin.

Maybe she is outpacing the metabolism with twinkies or something.

She still looked thin, but not painfully, skeletorally thin. Pretty good actually, although that may have been the product of the Rhone affect and the fact that it was 1 AM.

[nononono]

Originally posted by spookyfish
She is 35, so maybe, like many other mere mortals, her natural metabolism is slowing.

Disturbing. I'm in denial of that particular phenomenon, but if it's hitting her, then there may be no hope. That said, I tend to think she had had at least the slightest bit of intent about her figure.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maybe she is outpacing the metabolism with twinkies or something.

She still looked thin, but not painfully, skeletorally thin. Pretty good actually, although that may have been the product of the Rhone affect and the fact that it was 1 AM.

Once upon a time she wasn't Skeletor, so maybe she's returning to her roots. Or it was your lavendar-nose-induced haze.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Disturbing. I'm in denial of that particular phenomenon, but if it's hitting her, then there may be no hope.

Look at Eddie Merckx or Big Mig. They have beefed up since retirement. Lance is probably next. I hope so. Misery loves company.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Once upon a time she wasn't Skeletor, so maybe she's returning to her roots. Or it was your lavendar-nose-induced haze.

Tough to say. I'll try to watch the TIVO tonight, before I am hazy.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Look at Eddie Merckx or Big Mig. They have beefed up since retirement. Lance is probably next. I hope so. Misery loves company.

Lance can't because he's in Hollywood now. That just wouldn't do at all.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Lance can't because he's in Hollywood now. That just wouldn't do at all.

So I have to comeback, again, if I want to be like him? Sheesh.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
So I have to comeback, again, if I want to be like him? Sheesh.

Yes, and lay off the ice-cream sandwiches.

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by nononono
Yes, and lay off the ice-cream sandwiches.

As of 2020 Penske is still slim. He's disbarred, divorced and lives in a park- so he doesn't get to eat much. All that, and the meth habit, keep him in the same size slacks he wore in 2005.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Ty@50
As of 2020 Penske is still slim. He's disbarred, divorced and lives in a park- so he doesn't get to eat much. All that, and the meth habit, keep him in the same size slacks he wore in 2005.

Crack killed applejack.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Yes, and lay off the ice-cream sandwiches.

:yum:

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Crack killed applejack.

I'm not sure what this means. You do realize its mostly your fault, don't you?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can someone recommend a line of non headache inducing headbands?

I also have a fashion related sports question. Where on the list of all time bad baseball uniforms do the 2005 Colorado Rockies road unis place? The image below doesn't quite do justice to their utter awfulness. The tank/muscle shirt with the sleeves underneath . . . I think it's up there with the Padres of the late 70s, but short of the ChiSox late 70s.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I also have a fashion related sports question. Where on the list of all time bad baseball uniforms do the 2005 Colorado Rockies road unis place? The image below doesn't quite do justice to their utter awfulness. The tank/muscle shirt with the sleeves underneath . . . I think it's up there with the Padres of the late 70s, but short of the ChiSox late 70s.

All-time's pretty tough, especially when the Padres are sporting these currently:



FWIW, it seems more of a mockery than it is "honoring" the troops. You really should stop dressing like your "heroes" (cops, firemen, soldiers) at age 5 or 6.